1. Morning Dear, hope you had a wonderful night. How are you today? Wake up and get ready for work. Don't forget to send your application for the job I told you about yesterday.
2. Yes Darling, I miss you so much, I hope you are enjoying your day, I am heading out for lunch. Talk later. Take care of yourself. Love you !
3.Yes dear I am at the shop doing grocery for the house, next time I am coming with you.
4. Don't put yourself under pressure my love, I know you will achieve your goal. You have my full support.
5. Don't forget to say your prayers by 9am, 12noon and 3pm. Remember our strength is in God. Call me when you are ready for the prayers so we pray together online.

Hahahahaha!!! Whoever believes these type of text messages proves a woman is an 'asset' obviously hasnt been with many women . The type of text messages some "runs girls" send will impress even his Holiness the Pope , i have picked up a 'late night banker' on a saturday night that invited me to church the next morning

Ps-All am saying is some of these girls can pretend for United Nations....

That's lovely

Is that all? Won't her ugly face still chase you away. Her body odour? What of her quick temper?

Hmm

So those of us who don't derive joy in sending sms are not assets.

I see...

There are other ways your "asset status" could be verified...So how do you express your selling points?

Well, its just one of the verification tools not that its foolproof...

soberdrunk:
Hahahahaha!!! Whoever believes these type of text messages proves a woman is an 'asset' obviously hasnt been with many women . The type of text messages some "runs girls" send will impress even his Holiness the Pope , i have picked up a 'late night banker' on a saturday night that invited me to church the next morning

Ps-All am saying is some of these girls can pretend for United Nations....

Hey darling, my pusssy whispered your name thruout the night, my nippples stood still in respect of your dicck. Go to work, have a nice day and come home early for an erotic night

He who finds a good woman finds a good thing...he obviously has obtained God's favour.