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| dad v. mom by tolutope(m): 5:07am On Dec 08, 2005 |
A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?" Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't, there are all kinds of breasts, depending on a woman's age-- In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions, Dad?" "Yeah, you see them and they make you cry, " Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of joysticks are there?" The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for decoration, " |
| Re: dad v. mom by hotangel2(f): 5:48am On Dec 08, 2005 |
Lord have mercy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Can i get an AMEN!I love that woman.. she got him back! Good one! |
| Re: dad v. mom by christyne(f): 10:35am On Dec 08, 2005 |
Una no go kill person for hia. A real answer. |
| Re: dad v. mom by femmie(m): 10:45am On Dec 08, 2005 |
 Now who wins  there |
| Re: dad v. mom by alheri(f): 11:16am On Dec 08, 2005 |
omg tolulope u want to kill me.hahahahahahahahahaha,my colleague in tha ofis is wandering if am ok  balls for decoration |
| Re: dad v. mom by hotspice(f): 11:31am On Dec 08, 2005 |
not only u oh alheri. the wife sure wins hahaha xmas balls |
| Re: dad v. mom by hotspice(f): 11:35am On Dec 08, 2005 |
| ding dong jingle bells jingle all the balls |
| Re: dad v. mom by micklplus(m): 11:42am On Dec 08, 2005 |
Jeez ! that was too much men ! i really must commend you ! that was hilarious.i really like it.more power to ur elbow. take care.Gbam |
| Re: dad v. mom by goodguy(m): 12:14pm On Dec 08, 2005 |
Very funny indeed |
| Re: dad v. mom by sweetnini(f): 11:45am On Dec 13, 2005 |
nice one i cant stop laughing now |
| Re: dad v. mom by Rolly: 4:46pm On Dec 13, 2005 |
very funny |
| Re: dad v. mom by vichel(m): 5:40pm On Dec 13, 2005 |
 My ribspeople in my school think am going nuts. i can't stop laffing |
| Re: dad v. mom by spikelord(m): 6:59pm On Dec 13, 2005 |
This is really funny and I can't help myself from laughing. |
| Re: dad v. mom by bolex(m): 3:16am On May 01, 2006 |
;d ;d ;d ;d |
| Re: dad v. mom by nike4luv(f): 3:24am On May 01, 2006 |
heard it before but it still crack me up! we gon have some pretty nice christmas trees soon |
| Re: dad v. mom by Fimmy(m): 4:36am On May 01, 2006 |
lol God save us |
| Re: dad v. mom by Nobody: 7:51am On May 01, 2006 |
Lol. am just loving that woman right now.She gave it back to the man. Funny though |
| Re: dad v. mom by memyself2(f): 10:01am On May 01, 2006 |
very nyc reply! |
| Re: dad v. mom by spikelord(m): 10:42am On May 01, 2006 |
I am still laughing over this! |
| Re: dad v. mom by Z4M4eva(f): 2:54pm On May 01, 2006 |
l.o.l. Oh Lawd ! |
| Re: dad v. mom by jayemkay(f): 10:21pm On May 02, 2006 |
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| Re: dad v. mom by ck14real(m): 2:32pm On May 03, 2006 |
[flash=200,200][/flash]that joke was Xtra COOOOOL |
| Re: dad v. mom by belloti(m): 2:40pm On May 03, 2006 |
Its like we all agree with the description. Especially the gurls. they all seem to agree. I guess it was suppose to be a joke. But we all know those stuffs are everlasting |
| Re: dad v. mom by Nobody: 8:13pm On May 03, 2006 |
This is really funny LMAO |
| Re: dad v. mom by tolutope(m): 3:09pm On May 15, 2006 |
THNKS TO ALL WHO ENJOYED THIS, I TRY N B ORIGINAL, CHECK OUT MORE FROM MOI, SAFE, |
| Re: dad v. mom by mukina2: 3:11pm On May 15, 2006 |
very fuNnY  |
| Re: dad v. mom by eveseh(f): 3:55pm On May 15, 2006 |
lol wahahahah |
| Re: dad v. mom by diddy4(m): 6:24pm On May 15, 2006 |
lol |
| Re: dad v. mom by Memunah(f): 4:33pm On Oct 11, 2006 |
very funny!!!! |
| Re: dad v. mom by angelz(f): 6:00pm On Oct 11, 2006 |
Yeah! D equatn is balance. God 1 |
| Re: dad v. mom by angelz(f): 6:02pm On Oct 11, 2006 |
Yeah! D equatn is balance. God 1 |
| Re: dad v. mom by angelz(f): 6:05pm On Oct 11, 2006 |
Yeah! D equatn is balance. God 1 |
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