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A Nairalanders Research On Konji by jonaifame22(m): 9:54pm On Feb 21, 2017
Good morning ladies and gentlemen, how was ur night and I hope u're in a place where u're exchanging service for money.


Shoutout to my female friends worldwide and male friends too, butchcassidy, classcaptain, obontami, berlynn,lepasharon, dacbloggger, sinaj, mcbrooklyn, vaselinecrew


I wan to air my mind cos konji is not good at all, konji is dangerous, everyday I always pray that may konji not lemme rape somebody's daughter because konji is terrible in it's workings.


Do you know that konji is a condition that u can not cast and bind, even when u use the name of jesus, and also do u know that no amount of fastn and prayer is enough to subdue konji, it is not something u can cure via spiritual exercise, cos it attacks both the righteous and the sinner, I wonder how the lord coped when he was on earth for 35yrs evn though mary magdalene who is a prostitute and a runz gal always chill wth him.

Dis deadly condition has made some men stoop so low to rape animals, all dis goats and chickens know wat I'm saying cos they are always at the receiving end of this konji tormented people, I remember in my secondary school days as a boarder some boiz hve gone to the extent where they bore a hole on their matress at the position where their private part is and they'll rub vaseline inside the hole and at midnight when all Is calm and quiet they'll sexually molest their mattress
Chai a mattress for that matter so even non living things cannot rest when some people get oppressed by konji. Chai!

This same konji we're talkn abt has made vaseline very expensive dis days cos of the boiz who belong to the vaseline crew fraternity, u won't believe that the vaseline and baby jelly companies have made millions cos vaseline is in high demand courtesy the vaseline crew, those company's will be wondering wh vaseline is in demand when harmattan is not out for 12 months a year, Not to forget the team cumcumber gals who always have cucumber chilln wth them like 1 and 1 in number eleven all dis is happening in the bid to settle the unending score wth konji.



Some niggers have even gone as far as peepn through a bathroom door to see a woman bathing cos they wanna view the female human body parts and by so doing they're trying to tell us that the diagram of a female human body in biology textbook is either incomplete or not real enough. I weep for my konji tormented people.

Konji is heartless, konji is cold and ruthless, it visits u without any prior notice, it attacks both in the day and in the night and even midnight is not left out. Lord pls save ur children.


The side effects of konji is highlighted below.


1) It causes mental unproductivity, and this happens cos when konji attacks a person, as long as konji is still around, u can think of nothing else apart frm sex and some will resort to watchn mojo. Wth their vaseline at hand.


2) It confuses it's victims, check out countless threads abt pvssy all em boiz coming out to throw shades at pvssy that it use to smell, yet this boiz will keep sendn ceaseless pm to gals, forgettn that they've bad mouthed their pvssy at one time or the other.


3)It causes restlessness, both in the day time and night time, cos some people's dick will jus be erect and stand very strong sometimes at mid night like the community vigilante group cos their dick will refuse to be consoled cos of the way that konji has overwhelmed it, this same restlessness will make them storm the road even in the hot sun to go and loook for a gal many miles away.


4) It causes matured men to allow small gals disrespect dem jus because they want to chook their preek inside her toto. Chai konji buh why?


5) It has made our young ladies see cucumber as more than jus a fruit buh rather a friend indeed or betterstill a close companion.




What is the way forward?

Some have said when u feel konji disturbing ur mortal body jus go and take a bath, if that is the cure then someone like me as to go wth wth a bucket everywhere I go. Cos I'll bath sotey I'll change frm chocolate colour to halfcast cos I've washed all my skin pigmentations away, chai konji but why? I've fvcked on the staircase not minding who will catch me and the gal, I've fvcked at ekosodin primary at uniben at 9pm not even mindn if aye boiz will cut my preek if they catch me, lol although that was before the boy became a Men.


I remember when one gal won't lemme fvck her pvssy buh she said I can fvck her laps, well, I had to manage it like that wth the help of the olive oil I applied on the laps, abi wetin man go do, a beggar has no choice



How can konji be conquered pls I need answers, pls watch out for the continuing series lemme do my reasearch.



Lemme come and be going cos I'm coming back again

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Re: A Nairalanders Research On Konji by Nobody: 10:03pm On Feb 21, 2017
You are as wise as your post......

*sips tea*
Re: A Nairalanders Research On Konji by eezeribe(m): 10:07pm On Feb 21, 2017
OK
Re: A Nairalanders Research On Konji by McBrooklyn(m): 10:09pm On Feb 21, 2017
jonaifame22:
Good morning ladies and gentlemen, how was ur night and I hope u're in a place where u're exchanging service for money.


Shoutout to my female friends worldwide and male friends too, butchcassidy,classcaptain,obontami,berlynn,lepasharon,dacbloggger,sinaj,mcbrooklyn,vaselinecrew as a label and as a mother fvckn crew.


I wan to air my mind cos konji is not good at all, konji is dangerous, everyday I always pray that may konji not lemme rape somebody's daughter because konji is terrible in it's workings.


Do you know that konji is a condition that u can not cast and bind, even when u use the name of jesus, and also do u know that no amount of fastn and prayer is enough to subdue konji, it is not something u can cure via spiritual exercise, cos it attacks both the righteous and the sinner, I wonder how the lord coped when he was on earth for 35yrs evn though mary magdalene who is a prostitute and a runz gal always chill wth him.

Dis deadly condition has made some men stoop so low to rape animals, all dis goats and chickens know wat I'm saying cos they are always at the receiving end of this konji tormented people, I remember in my secondary school days as a boarder some boiz hve gone to the extent where they bore a hole on their matress at the position where their private part is and they'll rub vaseline inside the hole and at midnight when all Is calm and quiet they'll sexually molest their mattress
Chai a mattress for that matter so even non living things cannot rest when some people get oppressed by konji. Chai!

This same konji we're talkn abt has made vaseline very expensive dis days cos of the boiz who belong to the vaseline crew fraternity, u won't believe that the vaseline and baby jelly companies have made millions cos vaseline is in high demand courtesy the vaseline crew, those company's will be wondering wh vaseline is in demand when harmattan is not out for 12 months a year, Not to forget the team cumcumber gals who always have cucumber chilln wth them like 1 and 1 in number eleven all dis is happening in the bid to settle the unending score wth konji.



Some niggers have even gone as far as peepn through a bathroom door to see a woman bathing cos they wanna view the female human body parts and by so doing they're trying to tell us that the diagram of a female human body in biology textbook is either incomplete or not real enough. I weep for my konji tormented people.

Konji is heartless, konji is cold and ruthless, it visits u without any prior notice, it attacks both in the day and in the night and even midnight is not left out. Lord pls save ur children.


The side effects of konji is highlighted below.


1) It causes mental unproductivity, and this happens cos when konji attacks a person, as long as konji is still around, u can think of nothing else apart frm sex and some will resort to watchn mojo. Wth their vaseline at hand.


2) It confuses it's victims, check out countless threads abt pvssy all em boiz coming out to throw shades at pvssy that it use to smell, yet this boiz will keep sendn ceaseless pm to gals, forgettn that they've bad mouthed their pvssy at one time or the other.


3)It causes restlessness, both in the day time and night time, cos some people's dick will jus be erect and stand very strong sometimes at mid night like the community vigilante group cos their dick will refuse to be consoled cos of the way that konji has overwhelmed it, this same restlessness will make them storm the road even in the hot sun to go and loook for a gal many miles away.


4) It causes matured men to allow small gals disrespect dem jus because they want to chook their preek inside her toto. Chai konji buh why?


5) It has made our young ladies see cucumber as more than jus a fruit buh rather a friend indeed or betterstill a close companion.




What is the way forward?

Some have said when u feel konji disturbing ur mortal body jus go and take a bath, if that is the cure then someone like me as to go wth wth a bucket everywhere I go. Cos I'll bath sotey I'll change frm chocolate colour to halfcast cos I've washed all my skin pigmentations away, chai konji but why? I've fvcked on the staircase not minding who will catch me and the gal, I've fvcked at ekosodin primary at uniben at 9pm not even mindn if aye boiz will cut my preek if they catch me, lol although that was before the boy became a Men.


I remember when one gal won't lemme fvck her pvssy buh she said I can fvck her laps, well, I had to manage it like that wth the help of the olive oil I applied on the laps, abi wetin man go do, a beggar has no choice



How can konji be conquered pls I need answers, pls watch out for the continuing series lemme do my reasearch.



Lemme come and be going cos I'm coming back again

Boss of life, I hail Ooo... cheesy
Re: A Nairalanders Research On Konji by Nobody: 10:09pm On Feb 21, 2017
undecided
Re: A Nairalanders Research On Konji by herzern(m): 10:11pm On Feb 21, 2017
grin
Re: A Nairalanders Research On Konji by Nobody: 10:11pm On Feb 21, 2017
This energy you use in researching on this would have been channelled on other things
Re: A Nairalanders Research On Konji by Davidcruze(m): 10:13pm On Feb 21, 2017
Hahaha tongue
Re: A Nairalanders Research On Konji by Nobody: 10:13pm On Feb 21, 2017
Whitehousechick:
This energy you use in researching on this would have been channelled on other things
Exactly what they told the guy who created the telephone

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Re: A Nairalanders Research On Konji by Nobody: 10:15pm On Feb 21, 2017
grin love the way you write though grin

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Re: A Nairalanders Research On Konji by Nobody: 10:17pm On Feb 21, 2017
uzoclinton:
Exactly what they told the guy who created the telephone
Telephone and konji na the same thing?
Re: A Nairalanders Research On Konji by Nobody: 10:19pm On Feb 21, 2017
Whitehousechick:
Telephone and konji na the same thing?
Wait... lemme check devilfinder
Re: A Nairalanders Research On Konji by Incognito101: 10:25pm On Feb 21, 2017
Badt thing konji has caused en.. Hm
But Op, I really sorry for your condition.
Re: A Nairalanders Research On Konji by jonaifame22(m): 7:50am On Feb 22, 2017
Incognito101:
Badt thing konji has caused en.. Hm

But Op, I really sorry for your condition.
are u saying that konji does not affect u?
Re: A Nairalanders Research On Konji by Incognito101: 7:55am On Feb 22, 2017
jonaifame22:
are u saying that konji does not affect u?

It does no lies. But I get over it in jiffy. That's the difference....
Re: A Nairalanders Research On Konji by Nobody: 8:01am On Feb 22, 2017
jonaifame22:
are u saying that konji does not affect u?

Before I read your book undecided

What is konji?
Re: A Nairalanders Research On Konji by jonaifame22(m): 10:10am On Feb 22, 2017
Incognito101:


It does no lies. But I get over it in jiffy. That's the difference....
so wat do u do to get over it?
Re: A Nairalanders Research On Konji by pTomz(m): 11:02am On Feb 22, 2017
konji is simply a baastard
Re: A Nairalanders Research On Konji by Pennah(m): 11:22am On Feb 22, 2017
Konji is so blessed that all of u are the end product of its rxn......










But wait ooo konji is a real bastard e eva pushed me to












....
Re: A Nairalanders Research On Konji by Nobody: 12:24pm On Feb 22, 2017
jonaifame22:
Good morning ladies and gentlemen, how was ur night and I hope u're in a place where u're exchanging service for money.


Shoutout to my female friends worldwide and male friends too, b utchcassidy,class captain,obon tami,be rlynn,lepash aron,dacblog gger,sina j,mcbr ooklyn,vaselinecrew


I wan to air my mind cos konji is not good at all, konji is dangerous, everyday I always pray that may konji not lemme rape somebody's daughter because konji is terrible in it's workings.


Do you know that konji is a condition that u can not cast and bind, even when u use the name of jesus, and also do u know that no amount of fastn and prayer is enough to subdue konji, it is not something u can cure via spiritual exercise, cos it attacks both the righteous and the sinner, I wonder how the lord coped when he was on earth for 35yrs evn though mary magdalene who is a prostitute and a runz gal always chill wth him.

Dis deadly condition has made some men stoop so low to rape animals, all dis goats and chickens know wat I'm saying cos they are always at the receiving end of this konji tormented people, I remember in my secondary school days as a boarder some boiz hve gone to the extent where they bore a hole on their matress at the position where their private part is and they'll rub vaseline inside the hole and at midnight when all Is calm and quiet they'll sexually molest their mattress
Chai a mattress for that matter so even non living things cannot rest when some people get oppressed by konji. Chai!

This same konji we're talkn abt has made vaseline very expensive dis days cos of the boiz who belong to the vaseline crew fraternity, u won't believe that the vaseline and baby jelly companies have made millions cos vaseline is in high demand courtesy the vaseline crew, those company's will be wondering wh vaseline is in demand when harmattan is not out for 12 months a year, Not to forget the team cumcumber gals who always have cucumber chilln wth them like 1 and 1 in number eleven all dis is happening in the bid to settle the unending score wth konji.



Some niggers have even gone as far as peepn through a bathroom door to see a woman bathing cos they wanna view the female human body parts and by so doing they're trying to tell us that the diagram of a female human body in biology textbook is either incomplete or not real enough. I weep for my konji tormented people.

Konji is heartless, konji is cold and ruthless, it visits u without any prior notice, it attacks both in the day and in the night and even midnight is not left out. Lord pls save ur children.


The side effects of konji is highlighted below.


1) It causes mental unproductivity, and this happens cos when konji attacks a person, as long as konji is still around, u can think of nothing else apart frm sex and some will resort to watchn mojo. Wth their vaseline at hand.


2) It confuses it's victims, check out countless threads abt pvssy all em boiz coming out to throw shades at pvssy that it use to smell, yet this boiz will keep sendn ceaseless pm to gals, forgettn that they've bad mouthed their pvssy at one time or the other.


3)It causes restlessness, both in the day time and night time, cos some people's dick will jus be erect and stand very strong sometimes at mid night like the community vigilante group cos their dick will refuse to be consoled cos of the way that konji has overwhelmed it, this same restlessness will make them storm the road even in the hot sun to go and loook for a gal many miles away.


4) It causes matured men to allow small gals disrespect dem jus because they want to chook their preek inside her toto. Chai konji buh why?


5) It has made our young ladies see cucumber as more than jus a fruit buh rather a friend indeed or betterstill a close companion.




What is the way forward?

Some have said when u feel konji disturbing ur mortal body jus go and take a bath, if that is the cure then someone like me as to go wth wth a bucket everywhere I go. Cos I'll bath sotey I'll change frm chocolate colour to halfcast cos I've washed all my skin pigmentations away, chai konji but why? I've fvcked on the staircase not minding who will catch me and the gal, I've fvcked at ekosodin primary at uniben at 9pm not even mindn if aye boiz will cut my preek if they catch me, lol although that was before the boy became a Men.


I remember when one gal won't lemme fvck her pvssy buh she said I can fvck her laps, well, I had to manage it like that wth the help of the olive oil I applied on the laps, abi wetin man go do, a beggar has no choice



How can konji be conquered pls I need answers, pls watch out for the continuing series lemme do my reasearch.



Lemme come and be going cos I'm coming back again

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Re: A Nairalanders Research On Konji by jonaifame22(m): 2:20pm On Feb 22, 2017
McBrooklyn:

Boss of life, I hail Ooo... cheesy
I hail u too
Re: A Nairalanders Research On Konji by jonaifame22(m): 4:11pm On Feb 22, 2017
ruggedised:
undecided
wetin?
Re: A Nairalanders Research On Konji by RichieDaVinci01(m): 4:17pm On Feb 22, 2017
This is the most sense you've made since I know this monicker
Re: A Nairalanders Research On Konji by jonaifame22(m): 6:38pm On Feb 22, 2017
Re: A Nairalanders Research On Konji by jonaifame22(m): 8:20pm On Feb 22, 2017
herzern:
grin
lol! I hope u have an escape route when konji comes knocking at ur door wth it's heavy artillery
Re: A Nairalanders Research On Konji by jonaifame22(m): 8:58am On Feb 26, 2017
RichieDaVinci01:
This is the most sense you've made since I know this monicker
eeyah, I'm crying
Re: A Nairalanders Research On Konji by Engineermbugame(m): 1:51pm On Feb 26, 2017
conji nah bastard ,i trow my phone on d ground cause of sex
Re: A Nairalanders Research On Konji by eyeofpride: 4:18pm On Feb 26, 2017
Konji hits hardest on the men. You get to see evidence that cannot be hidden.

Interesting grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: A Nairalanders Research On Konji by jonaifame22(m): 8:38pm On Feb 26, 2017
eyeofpride:
Konji hits hardest on the men. You get to see evidence that cannot be hidden.

Interesting grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
shebi u like to look at the evidence wth ur sinful eyes
Re: A Nairalanders Research On Konji by Nobody: 3:43pm On May 17, 2018
eyeofpride:
Konji hits hardest on the men. You get to see evidence that cannot be hidden.

Interesting grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Have replied your mail
Re: A Nairalanders Research On Konji by Nobody: 4:02pm On May 18, 2018
eyeofpride:
Konji hits hardest on the men. You get to see evidence that cannot be hidden.

Interesting grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Madam I replied your first pm yet you just sent another.

I'll reply no more. go to your mailbox you'll see the first one I replied.
Re: A Nairalanders Research On Konji by gonkin(m): 5:04pm On May 18, 2018
If u can control your urges u spend less on ladies. Especially on calls. Its not easy its for the best. This op is speaking the truth. Konji is like a spirit that possesses a man's reasoning, i know ladies experience konji but not as much as guys. Its like a natural program in us guys. So finding a means of distraction is the key if u aint got one, get a girlfriend.

My question is why do married men cheat wen they have a wife that gives em for free. Well im not married just asking cuz i dont think its cool

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