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What Is The Funniest Lie Your Girlfrnd/boyfrnd Has Ever Told You? by pTomz(m): 9:59am On Feb 23, 2017
You know some relationship this days is more like a comic tale. Full of rib cracking lies, drama, crazy things n otherwise..

Lets post some funny lies u ve heard ur partner vomit before cheesycheesycheesy
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Girlfrnd/boyfrnd Has Ever Told You? by Ajuba1: 10:02am On Feb 23, 2017
She lied to me that she love me.

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Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Girlfrnd/boyfrnd Has Ever Told You? by blakid(m): 10:11am On Feb 23, 2017
She lied to me DT I am d most HANDSOME dude she's ever met...PURE LIE...
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Girlfrnd/boyfrnd Has Ever Told You? by xarm(m): 10:23am On Feb 23, 2017
Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Girlfrnd/boyfrnd Has Ever Told You? by Pweedycutie(f): 10:25am On Feb 23, 2017
blakid:
She lied to me DT I am d most HANDSOME dude she's ever met...PURE LIE...
So yhu don't believe yhu are handsome?
I don't consider it as a lie itx jes an opinion
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Girlfrnd/boyfrnd Has Ever Told You? by samincredible44(m): 10:28am On Feb 23, 2017
she told me dat she can't live without me but she still alive with another guy

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Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Girlfrnd/boyfrnd Has Ever Told You? by Lastking147(m): 10:33am On Feb 23, 2017
Said she was a Virgin
N she got a borehole Pusssyyy

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Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Girlfrnd/boyfrnd Has Ever Told You? by koolet: 10:41am On Feb 23, 2017
I don't date ugly guyz
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Girlfrnd/boyfrnd Has Ever Told You? by ouzo1(m): 10:46am On Feb 23, 2017
Told me I was funny..
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Girlfrnd/boyfrnd Has Ever Told You? by oyonu(m): 12:39pm On Feb 23, 2017
Called me on phone and said "Ken I love you"
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Girlfrnd/boyfrnd Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 1:51pm On Feb 23, 2017
I can't think of one.
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Girlfrnd/boyfrnd Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 1:51pm On Feb 23, 2017
ouzo1:
Told me I was funny..
Whereas you are lame.
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Girlfrnd/boyfrnd Has Ever Told You? by Augustap(f): 2:10pm On Feb 23, 2017
samincredible44:
she told me dat she can't live without me but she still alive with another guy

Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Girlfrnd/boyfrnd Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 2:12pm On Feb 23, 2017
Another section of lies
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Girlfrnd/boyfrnd Has Ever Told You? by ouzo1(m): 2:14pm On Feb 23, 2017
ToriBlue:
Whereas you are lame.







Am telling u
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Girlfrnd/boyfrnd Has Ever Told You? by blakid(m): 7:00pm On Feb 23, 2017
Pweedycutie:

So yhu don't believe yhu are handsome?
I don't consider it as a lie itx jes an opinion
well, i was just joking.. I don't think der shud be sum1 more handsome Dan me 4rm my GF's angle.. Pweedycutie U RE BEAUTIFUL OOOO..just saying, no string attached...
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Girlfrnd/boyfrnd Has Ever Told You? by baZOOKer: 7:02pm On Feb 23, 2017
She never sucked dick
but ii got her video sucking my man
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Girlfrnd/boyfrnd Has Ever Told You? by PrickGetSize(m): 7:07pm On Feb 23, 2017
"Honey, I haven't seen my period."
And I be like "But you didn't bring it last time you visited."
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Girlfrnd/boyfrnd Has Ever Told You? by Pweedycutie(f): 7:39pm On Feb 23, 2017
blakid:

well, i was just joking.. I don't think der shud be sum1 more handsome Dan me 4rm my GF's angle.. Pweedycutie U RE BEAUTIFUL OOOO..just saying, no string attached...
lol thnx dear
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Girlfrnd/boyfrnd Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 7:49pm On Feb 23, 2017
It was a Valentine's day that yr & we were supposed to hang out n all she could come up with was an appointment with f fckn dentist... I had to make do with another chic
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Girlfrnd/boyfrnd Has Ever Told You? by seunny4lif(m): 8:08pm On Feb 23, 2017
grin grin
She was raped undecided undecided undecided and was with the guy for 2 years grin grin grin
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Girlfrnd/boyfrnd Has Ever Told You? by seunny4lif(m): 8:09pm On Feb 23, 2017
ToriBlue:
Whereas you are lame.

Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Girlfrnd/boyfrnd Has Ever Told You? by firstking01(m): 9:01pm On Feb 23, 2017
She made me believed in true love only to ditch me at the hem of everything amidst her vows and swears that she'd rather die than break up with me....lesson learnt.
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Girlfrnd/boyfrnd Has Ever Told You? by blakid(m): 9:31pm On Feb 23, 2017
Pweedycutie:
lol thnx dear
u re welcum sweetie..
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Girlfrnd/boyfrnd Has Ever Told You? by popefuse(m): 10:42pm On Feb 23, 2017
She said she was born in america

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