[quote author=Naijasinglegirl post=54036984]So I got into the second row of a danfo at the bus stop and while the bus was waiting for two more passengers, a boy and a girl came in and sat beside me. Next thing, the boy asked the driver the cost of the fare, driver said N200. The boy turned to the girl who weighed not less than 65kg and said, "Sweedy, its not N150. Let me lap you."
Soon enough, 15kg of Sweedy was on my thighs and 50kg was on her boyfriend's own. The babe had balanced like a boss and was sipping coke from a straw with sunglasses wedged in her hair. She even had the guts to be chewing gum too. Only God knows where they were coming from.


I was very uncomfortable in the position they put me since it was a tight bus but I could not alight because buses heading to my direction were few. I was just hissing and hissing miserably because I didn't want to cause a scene. .
The boy now asked her, "Sweedy are you okay?" She replied , "I can manage," They didn't even ask me how I am coping with 15kg of Sweedy. When the last passenger got in, a visibly angry man, he told the relationship people to adjust so he could sit comfortably. He said he couldn't understand why they were inconveniencing him who paid the complete fare. Boyfriend was like, "Chairman where I wan see space?" Then he turned to NSG the mumu and said, "Can you shift?"

That was enough to send me through the roof. "Shift to where?" I asked. "Am I not carrying Sweedy too? Have I not tried for you people?" Then an agbero who was observing came by and asked them why they could not sell their coke and use the money for their transportation.


Lol.. But dear, this has nothing to do with the ladies dating a guy that can afford their t.fair na.. In the case of this your friends, they had a misplaced priority..or their scale of preference was wrong. Sorry for the inconveniences they caused you joor.

I was just thinking about this just this afternoon. But what I observed is the reverse. Twice now I have seen a girl and a boy enter the bus, the girl pays and the guy will her collect change and give her and not blink.

In those days( hiaaaan) men will tell you they are tight its either you both stroll, the guy escort you to the bus, lies he has to see someone and then finds his way. Or the man laps you. This men me I'm seeing will be cuddling girl, girl will bring money out pay and they will not blink. I de fear for shameless men.

New definition of relationships.

This reminds me of one of my birthdays a gazillion years ago. The dude planned to take me to the beach. Firstly, no car...Na Danfo which we both tagged funky ride be the only option cos his car was out for repairs. Secondly, guy planned on stopping at his debtors place in VI to get the money to foot the planned groove bill. We go to VI and debtor no dey. Na so we turned back and money remaining can only carry one to Ikeja. I kuku be lepa. Na so bobo lap me reach Ikeja o. We come Waka remaining reach him house. It was actually fun cos we were gisting and taking pics while on the long walk back to his. Oh, no coke to sip though

Naijasinglegirl:
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zinachidi:
great book that.. Read it twice already and i don't like reading. Had to buy again after my lil niece destroyed my first one. Worth the money i gotta say. Kudos.

Thank you

[quote author=oyelove post=54172300][/quote]
this is funny Af

Naijasinglegirl:
So I got into the second row of a danfo at the bus stop and while the bus was waiting for two more passengers, a boy and a girl came in and sat beside me. Next thing, the boy asked the driver the cost of the fare, driver said N200. The boy turned to the girl who weighed not less than 65kg and said, "Sweedy, its not N150. Let me lap you."
Soon enough, 15kg of Sweedy was on my thighs and 50kg was on her boyfriend's own. The babe had balanced like a boss and was sipping coke from a straw with sunglasses wedged in her hair. She even had the guts to be chewing gum too. Only God knows where they were coming from.


I was very uncomfortable in the position they put me since it was a tight bus but I could not alight because buses heading to my direction were few. I was just hissing and hissing miserably because I didn't want to cause a scene. .
The boy now asked her, "Sweedy are you okay?" She replied , "I can manage," They didn't even ask me how I am coping with 15kg of Sweedy. When the last passenger got in, a visibly angry man, he told the relationship people to adjust so he could sit comfortably. He said he couldn't understand why they were inconveniencing him who paid the complete fare. Boyfriend was like, "Chairman where I wan see space?" Then he turned to NSG the mumu and said, "Can you shift?"

That was enough to send me through the roof. "Shift to where?" I asked. "Am I not carrying Sweedy too? Have I not tried for you people?" Then an agbero who was observing came by and asked them why they could not sell their coke and use the money for their transportation.


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/at-least-date-a-man-that-can-afford-your-tp/

LOL!!!! Nigerians though. That guy does not have enough money even for himself obviously. Don't fall into the trap of marrying someone like that oh! There are correct guys everywhere who won't be lapping you even after marriage. Check LostRib.com for real working men ngwanu! Check here http://lostrib.com/?afmc=36v

Naijasinglegirl:
So I got into the second row of a danfo at the bus stop and while the bus was waiting for two more passengers, a boy and a girl came in and sat beside me. Next thing, the boy asked the driver the cost of the fare, driver said N200. The boy turned to the girl who weighed not less than 65kg and said, "Sweedy, its not N150. Let me lap you."
Soon enough, 15kg of Sweedy was on my thighs and 50kg was on her boyfriend's own. The babe had balanced like a boss and was sipping coke from a straw with sunglasses wedged in her hair. She even had the guts to be chewing gum too. Only God knows where they were coming from.


I was very uncomfortable in the position they put me since it was a tight bus but I could not alight because buses heading to my direction were few. I was just hissing and hissing miserably because I didn't want to cause a scene. .
The boy now asked her, "Sweedy are you okay?" She replied , "I can manage," They didn't even ask me how I am coping with 15kg of Sweedy. When the last passenger got in, a visibly angry man, he told the relationship people to adjust so he could sit comfortably. He said he couldn't understand why they were inconveniencing him who paid the complete fare. Boyfriend was like, "Chairman where I wan see space?" Then he turned to NSG the mumu and said, "Can you shift?"

That was enough to send me through the roof. "Shift to where?" I asked. "Am I not carrying Sweedy too? Have I not tried for you people?" Then an agbero who was observing came by and asked them why they could not sell their coke and use the money for their transportation.


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/at-least-date-a-man-that-can-afford-your-tp/

You make me laugh out so loud right now, I'm sure my neighbours will be like, wetin do this one?

RasTafariI:
The most important thing is that they are happy. .. kudos to the girl for sticking with the guy even though nigga is broke.
You just jealous cos you single

No! Read between the lines, there's no iota of jealousy there. I enjoyed her sense of humour though.