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What To Do When She's Drunk (and It's Not What You Think) by jameslives: 8:50pm On Feb 28, 2017
It's such an old, trite ploy that it makes us laugh to even think about it. I'm referring, of course, to the idea of getting a woman drunk so that "getting some" is easier.

Granted, some women are going to be "easier" when they're under the influence of a few adult beverages.

But going about things like that is for rookies. Seriously.

Show me a guy who tries to get his dates plastered, and I'll show you a guy who lacks confidence that he can attract them naturally.

Indeed, when you're a "Big Four" man, making women Hot for you is relatively effortless. And what's more, you're just not so in a hurry to force the issue--literally or figuratively.

So, do some women "loosen up" when you add alcohol? I'm not going to deny it. That can be true.

But then again, they can also become belligerent and throw up all over you.

Chances are, even if sex happens, it's not going to be the lurid, sheet-ripping kind that you were hoping for. She might fall asleep and start snoring in the middle of it.

No matter what, if you're goal is to get a women drunk on dates, you're not "keeping it real". You're not getting to know the real her.

Now, that said I'm no Pollyanna. I realize that some women are going to get drunk in your presence. Sometimes it's futile to try and stop them.

And even if your stated goals for time spent with her were different in focus, you're still going to have to be on point. You'll have to know how to handle the situation like a man.

That's what this newsletter is for. So let's get on with it.

First of all, you've got to be observant. Keep an inventory of how much she's consuming.

Some women can throw down an amazing number of drinks before it affects them, but those women are the exception rather than the norm (and you should think long and hard about a relationship with a woman like that).

Generally speaking, women will tend to fib a little with regard to how much alcohol they can take before it hits them like a ton of bricks.

That can only mean that when you see the slightest sign that she's getting "tipsy", it's time to subtly remove the booze from the equation.

If you're home, that's easy--unless she filches another belt of the stuff when you're not paying attention.

If you're at a bar or restaurant, clue the waitstaff in that it's time for her to stop. A great strategy is to let them play "bad cop" on your behalf. Reassure them that you're the one who'll be leaving the tip, if that helps.

If you're at her place, you may have to be a bit more direct in suggesting she quit drinking.

In addition to the simple fact that you care about her well-being, another reason you're putting the kibosh on the slosh at the "tipsy" stage is because most women are still pretty fun and giggly at that point.

If she keeps drinking, though, bad things are likely to happen. She could barf everywhere and/or completely pass out--which can be dangerous.

Assuming you still have a "tipsy" chick on your hands, you've actually got a great opportunity to observe more than just her alcohol intake.

Read the full article here: http://www.relationshiptalkforum.com/articles/2061-what-to-do-when-she-s-drunk-and-it-s-not-what-you-think


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Re: What To Do When She's Drunk (and It's Not What You Think) by Nobody: 8:53pm On Feb 28, 2017
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Re: What To Do When She's Drunk (and It's Not What You Think) by jameslives: 9:12pm On Feb 28, 2017
The Drunk spirit there in the hall.
Re: What To Do When She's Drunk (and It's Not What You Think) by jameslives: 1:01pm On Mar 01, 2017
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Re: What To Do When She's Drunk (and It's Not What You Think) by sam329: 5:36am On Mar 21, 2017
First of all, you have to save your time in that instance.
So, you don't have to spend too much time about thinking on the tip.
http://tip-calculator.org will be useful for you.

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