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You Will Laugh And Smile If You Passed Physics Subject. by IAmAmbrose(m): 10:30pm On Mar 04, 2017
Let's see those that understand this!
There was a Bus Conductor, who was very Rude to his passengers:
One day, a Beautiful Young Girl, of around 18 Years, tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, the beautiful young girl fell under the bus and died on the spot.
Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court.
The Judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment.
He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But, to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.
A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus.
This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experience stopped the bus. Unfortunately, the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries.
The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge.
Though, he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment.
The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him.
This time he died instantly.....!!!!!
The question is why didn't he die on the first occasion..?? but, died instantly the second time....??
Okay........ here is the Answer............
During the first time the Conductor was a Bad Conductor, therefore electricity didn't pass through him. But, during the second time, he was a Good Conductor, so electricity passed through him freely and he died !!!! Physics never goes wrong....
Don't look for me...!! I am not feeling fine.[color=#990000][/color]

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Re: You Will Laugh And Smile If You Passed Physics Subject. by beetown(m): 10:37pm On Mar 04, 2017
lol....nice work bruh


if only I could understand chemistry the way I understood physics back in secondary school, I wouldn't be studying theatre arts now
Re: You Will Laugh And Smile If You Passed Physics Subject. by chiefkex(m): 10:47pm On Mar 04, 2017
wow... try take drugs for for your illness..... physics! my best subject that year... but now an Accountant... i still teach people plenty topics in physics
Re: You Will Laugh And Smile If You Passed Physics Subject. by giftedheart1(m): 11:19pm On Mar 04, 2017
beetown:
lol....nice work bruh


if only I could understand chemistry the way I understood physics back in secondary school, I wouldn't be studying theatre arts now
that chemistry ehn!... because I couldn't produce it on time, I ended up studying philosophy...
Re: You Will Laugh And Smile If You Passed Physics Subject. by beetown(m): 11:22pm On Mar 04, 2017
giftedheart1:
that chemistry ehn!... because I couldn't produce it on time, I ended up studying philosophy...
lol... thumbs up to the best student in physics who is now an accountant :x
Re: You Will Laugh And Smile If You Passed Physics Subject. by ipobarecriminals: 11:26pm On Mar 04, 2017
This minister in charge of light,weldone oo
Re: You Will Laugh And Smile If You Passed Physics Subject. by giftedheart1(m): 11:27pm On Mar 04, 2017
beetown:

lol... thumbs up to the best student in physics who is now an accountant :x
just imagine...thank God I studied chemistry and physics though...I won't be dumb when ppl r discussing them
Re: You Will Laugh And Smile If You Passed Physics Subject. by beetown(m): 11:28pm On Mar 04, 2017
giftedheart1:
just imagine...thank God I studied chemistry and physics though...I won't be dumb when ppl r discussing them
that's the spirit....no knowledge is lost

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