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Did You Understand Me? by viaro: 5:42pm On Dec 16, 2009
Okay, mods. . my apologies. This might be sent to the Jokes board, do according to your wisdom. wink

Why Is Context Important?

If you don't understand a speaker, wars might break out. This was well illustrated when someone sent me a card that read like a screaming headline:

[center]"[size=14pt]Bush thanks you for witnessing his hanging![/size]"[/center]

You guessed it - my jaws dropped! What on earth could this prankster mean?

Sure enough, former President of the USA had warmly declared:

[center]'I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging.'[/center]


His hanging? For real?  Yes, for real - what did you expect when a President speaks?

Well, after thanking us all, he survived the 'hanging'. If you haven't caught it up until now, George Bush was referring to the dedication of his portrait, Austin, Texas in January 4, 2002. There - he was thanking his guests for witnessing the 'hanging' of his portrait.

I shoulda known if I took the time to look at the bottom of the card which read in fine print: "It's called Bushism", hehe. See here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bushism .
Re: Did You Understand Me? by Krayola(m): 5:54pm On Dec 16, 2009
haha. I concur with your openin remarks.

Most of  "verbal"communication is not in words, but body language, intonation, etc. thats one of the issues with internet discussions. It's easy not to understand where exactly someone is coming from just from reading words. Thats why I try to stay as emotionally detached from posts as possible. . .cause i know sometimes a lot of the stuff is "lost in translation"

for e.g. the hostility between mavenbox and myself a few weeks ago was rather unfortunate. . because the comment i made that started the whole episode was me, fresh out of bed, actually still in bed, just yarning dust, and not meaning anything I said. I was just in a "joking" mood and was just yarnin opats . . Had she actually seen me make the post she would have just smacked me with a pillow, or cane  grin , and that would have been it. . . instead it turned to all out war.


I beg o. . .una nairalanders. . .smileys can only do so much. . . when u read post wey vex u make u try not to vex too much. . . u're probably just misunderstanding the poster.
Re: Did You Understand Me? by viaro: 6:22pm On Dec 16, 2009
Lol, I'll try not to summersault behind the monitor when you wind me up! grin
Re: Did You Understand Me? by JeSoul(f): 6:35pm On Dec 16, 2009
". . . Lost in translation", absolutely true Krayola.

  I think that's the diagnosis of the very first (and I think only discussion) btw you and I on that "rapture" thread. I think I misunderstood you and I apologize I didn't have enough patience to slow down and ask for clarification.

  Anyways@topic, true true true!
Re: Did You Understand Me? by Tudor6(f): 6:44pm On Dec 16, 2009
I couldn't agree more. . . Infact I think i'm the most misunderstood person here.

Whatever I say on NL is out of love, charity and care i have for you all.

If anyone would indeed see me as i type, you'd give me a warm hug. . . .
Re: Did You Understand Me? by viaro: 6:47pm On Dec 16, 2009
Tudór:

I couldn't agree more. . . Infact I think i'm the most misunderstood person here.

Oh my goodness! grin "They misunderestimated me" - another bushism!
Re: Did You Understand Me? by Nobody: 6:47pm On Dec 16, 2009
Tudór:

I couldn't agree more. . . Infact I think i'm the most misunderstood person here.

Whatever I say on NL is out of love, charity and care i have for you all.

If anyone would indeed see me as i type, you'd give me a warm hug. . . .

I think that shld be me . . . if i call you a silly fool its not out of hate but out of genuine love.  grin

Outside of here i'm the kindest soul you could meet.

On a more serious note . . . that's true.
Re: Did You Understand Me? by JeSoul(f): 7:13pm On Dec 16, 2009
davidylan:

I think that shld be me . . . if i call you a silly fool its not out of hate but out of genuine love.  grin

Outside of here i'm the kindest soul you could meet.

On a more serious note . . . that's true.
   shocked  grin David how can you expect us to believe this? so it is NL that brings out the warrior in you?  grin

Tudór:

I couldn't agree more. . . Infact I think i'm the most misunderstood person here.

Whatever I say on NL is out of love, charity and care i have for you all.

If anyone would indeed see me as i type, you'd give me a warm hug. . . .
I doubt it. You communicate your feelings quite effectively and with decisive finality. 

  Abuzola is def the most misunderstood guy . . .  cool
Re: Did You Understand Me? by Nobody: 7:24pm On Dec 16, 2009
JeSoul:

   shocked  grin David how can you expect us to believe this? so it is NL that brings out the warrior in you?  grin

Its very true. grin
Re: Did You Understand Me? by mavenbox: 7:36pm On Dec 16, 2009
Lol @Krayola my friend! [post redacted]

[the rest of this post has been redacted]
Re: Did You Understand Me? by AKO1(m): 9:51pm On Dec 16, 2009
viaro:

Okay, mods. . my apologies. This might be sent to the Jokes board, do according to your wisdom. wink

Moved wink

The Jokes mods may move it to the Politics board according to their wisdom. wink
Re: Did You Understand Me? by viaro: 10:04pm On Dec 16, 2009
^^^ Haha! Now that is really rib-cracking! grin
Re: Did You Understand Me? by mavenbox: 1:20pm On Dec 17, 2009
Moving this to the jokes thread just plain killed it. LOL. The guys who were on the thread almost never visit this place! grin grin
Re: Did You Understand Me? by Chrisbenogor(m): 4:50pm On Dec 17, 2009
davidylan:

I think that shld be me . . . if i call you a silly fool its not out of hate but out of genuine love.  grin

Outside of here i'm the kindest soul you could meet.

On a more serious note . . . that's true.
I actually believe you  grin grin grin
Re: Did You Understand Me? by Tudor6(f): 5:58pm On Dec 17, 2009
Chris so you dey visit jokes board, abi?
Re: Did You Understand Me? by AKO1(m): 11:27pm On Dec 17, 2009
mavenbox:

Moving this to the jokes thread just plain killed it. LOL. The guys who were on the thread almost never visit this place! grin grin

It belongs here. moving it here was no joke wink grin

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