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I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Atheists: 7:08am On Dec 17, 2009
My girlfriend who goes to a pentocostal church was told by her pastor who also happens to be an ignoramus that dating an atheist is the equivalent of dating satan himself. So she broke up with me cry cry cry cry
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Tudor6(f): 7:18am On Dec 17, 2009
Learnt my lesson long ago. Next time when dealing with nigerian girls just keep your mouth shut. But i find that girls of other nationalities are far more accomodating.
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Nobody: 7:32am On Dec 17, 2009
and on these boring notes. . .we can call it a day i hope








btw wey ogidiboy with his man crush

Tudór:

Learnt my lesson long ago. Next time when dealing with nigerian girls just keep your mouth shut. But i find that girls of other nationalities are far more accomodating.
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Atheists: 7:40am On Dec 17, 2009
Learnt my lesson long ago. Next time when dealing with nigerian girls just keep your mouth shut. But i find that girls of other nationalities are far more accomodating.

The bad part is some people are gullible enough to believe these charlatans
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Nobody: 8:00am On Dec 17, 2009
Atheists:

The bad part is some people are gullible enough to believe these charlatans

who is the charlatan here?

tudor who is both male and female depending on the occasion?

joke's on you dude
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Atheists: 8:08am On Dec 17, 2009

who is the charlatan here?

tudor who is both male and female depending on the occasion? Huh

joke's on you dude


At least she/he does not ask me to sow seeds of faith that will multiply and end up with me being a millionaire
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Nobody: 8:13am On Dec 17, 2009
well, you're certainly taking giant leaps of faith about his/her gender.
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Tudor6(f): 8:22am On Dec 17, 2009
^^
Here is someone who refuses to indicate its gender. . .how ironic
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Atheists: 8:27am On Dec 17, 2009
Tudor your profile pic is sexy ? Is that you ?
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Kay17: 10:38am On Dec 17, 2009
to them, reason is the preserve of the devil and his demons!
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by AKO1(m): 11:12am On Dec 17, 2009
Shame poor you tongue
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Tonyet1(m): 11:33am On Dec 17, 2009
Atheists:

My girlfriend who goes to a pentocostal church was told by her pastor who also happens to be an ignoramus that dating an atheist is the equivalent of dating satan himself. So she broke up with me cry cry cry cry

I laugh in swahilli, 2B*@LS<M(!QDSI, aint seen nothing yet. this is what you get when peeps think they can infuse their diseased-thoughts on innocent people, a girl for that matter. grin grin

Tudór:

Learnt my lesson long ago. Next time when dealing with nigerian girls just keep your mouth shut. But i find that girls of other nationalities are far more accomodating.

I see, so mr.Napkin atheist has first of all become a she-male ( i didnt say so, the foolish picture said so) lurking for innocent prey to lure into lesbianism. i laugh in zulezu ;';,/$^I!OP!. next time you could add a goats/cows genita.l in there maybe then we will applaud your peak of confusion and self-illusion. grin grin grin
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Tudor6(f): 1:44pm On Dec 17, 2009
^^
Sometimes when I read your posts I can't help but pity you. . . I dnt knw if you're trying to make a joke for the sake of it or you just naturally stupiid.

The blue font doesn't help matters, it makes you look retarded. Its only a retar.d that'll type senseless posts then take the pains to colour it blue. . . . You worship jesus the least he should do is give you some brain cells.
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Tonyet1(m): 1:55pm On Dec 17, 2009
^^^ refer to wikipedia, its believed there that folly raises at about 1:44:23 PM which is just about the same time your old wrinkled phalanges typed the rubbish up here and about the blue fonts , its called personality style (should i teach you again)

Tudor let me teach you something

1. I can bear with 'em true atheist, folks like Huxley and co who even feel they can spread the disease of self-illusion even to twitter and facebook, but for you, i can describe you as some wagon chaser who prolly couldnt catch up the christian bus for sake of lateness and as such declined to catch up the atheist wagon but unfortunately met it filled. you're caught in the middle of stupidness and neglect that you dont even know what you profess. today you are a male, 2mrw a female, today you are a christian, 2mrw an atheist, today you are sane, 2mrw you are otherwise!. I sincerely feel for you.

Tonye: Jesus Loves you!

Tudor: Does he?

Tonye: Yes he does

Tudor: but i missed the bus

Tonye: He is sending another 2mrw by 7am dont miss it. cheesy cheesy grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy

Mr.Chicken Atheist.!
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Tudor6(f): 2:05pm On Dec 17, 2009
Tonye-t:

^^^ refer to wikipedia, its believed there that folly raises at about 1:44:23 PM which is just about the same time your old wrinkled phalanges typed the rubbish up here and about the blue fonts , its called personality style (should i teach you again)

Tudor let me teach you something

1. I can bear with 'em true atheist, folks like Huxley and co who even feel they can spread the disease of self-illusion even to twitter and facebook, but for you, i can describe you as some wagon chaser who prolly couldnt catch up the christian bus for sake of lateness and as such declined to catch up the atheist wagon but unfortunately met it filled. you're caught in the middle of stupidness and neglect that you dont even know what you profess. today you are a male, 2mrw a female, today you are a christian, 2mrw an atheist, today you are sane, 2mrw you are otherwise!. I sincerely feel for you.

Tonye: Jesus Loves you!

Tudor: Does he?

Tonye: Yes he does

Tudor: but i missed the bus

Tonye: He is sending another 2mrw by 7am dont miss it.  cheesy cheesy grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy

Mr.Chicken Atheist.!

Ha ha ha ha ha grin grin Personality style indeed cheesy grin

So, i take it you were born retarded right?
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by SisiKill1: 3:57pm On Dec 17, 2009
Lmfao! cheesy
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by JeSoul(f): 4:17pm On Dec 17, 2009
Atheists:

My girlfriend who goes to a pentocostal church was told by her pastor who also happens to be an ignoramus that dating an atheist is the equivalent of dating satan himself. So she broke up with me cry cry cry cry

Who else thinks this: that his girlfriend used this pastor as an excuse to break up with Atheist??  grin
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Tonyet1(m): 4:46pm On Dec 17, 2009
Tudor,

If writing and coloring the font blue is your definition of retardation then you have to really check the psychiathric home very fast and i mean very fast. you see what i have been saying here all the while cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy.

This she-male will never sieze to embarrass himself here, what has blue color and ones writing style got to do with retardation ok. i see, NOW I KNOW WHY THEY SAY INSANE PEEPS MISTAKE OTHERS FOR THEMSELVES. cheesy cheesy grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy

gooosh i cant stop laughing, when i need a good laugh i read mr.cemetary sleepers posts. i just cant get enough of this she-male grin grin grin grin and maybe if you dont mind i could also make the style sleeker you know! wink winkyou feel me? wink cheesy
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Tudor6(f): 5:50pm On Dec 17, 2009
Tonye-t:

Tudor,

If writing and coloring the font blue is your definition of retardation then you have to really check the psychiathric home very fast and i mean very fast. you see what i have been saying here all the while  cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy.

This she-male will never sieze to embarrass himself here, what has blue color and ones writing style got to do with retardation ok. i see, NOW I KNOW WHY THEY SAY INSANE PEEPS MISTAKE OTHERS FOR THEMSELVES. cheesy cheesy grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy

gooosh i cant stop laughing, when i need a good laugh i read mr.cemetary sleepers posts. i just cant get enough of this she-male grin grin grin grin and maybe if you dont mind i could also make the style sleeker you know! wink winkyou feel me? wink cheesy

Dude don't shoot the messenger. . .

With the silliness, utter stupiidities and childishness frequently mirrored in your posts colouring it blue just makes you look retarded thats all.

A perfectly sane individual would spot the stupidiities in the post midway between highlighting and colouring but you somehow happily colour your dumb posts without realising they are dumb. . . .shows you're retarded.

I'll have you know i donate frequently to charities and NGO's for disabled and mentally challenged people. . . I can refer you to a support group. Think about it (that is if you can still think)
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Tudor6(f): 6:05pm On Dec 17, 2009
JeSoul:

Who else thinks this: that his girlfriend used this pastor as an excuse to break up with Atheist??  grin
OMG, is that how you dump boyfriends? shocked

Chicks like you who've been 'out there' make things difficult for we virgin girls. cheesy
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Kay17: 6:37pm On Dec 17, 2009
they don't have a constant doctrine.
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Tonyet1(m): 11:38am On Dec 18, 2009
Tudór:

I'll have you know i donate frequently to charities and NGO's for disabled and mentally challenged people. . . I can refer you to a support group. Think about it

Wooooooooow shocked shocked shocked shocked, this is amazing, good work bro!, but that just made you a RELIGIOUS ATHEIST.

>>>James 1:27
27 Pure and undefiled religion before God and the Father is this: to visit orphans and widows in their trouble, and to keep oneself unspotted from the world.
NKJV


I see you in 90% christian and 0.1% Atheist and maybe 9.9% undecised! cheesy cheesy
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Tudor6(f): 12:09pm On Dec 18, 2009
Tonye-t:

Wooooooooow shocked shocked shocked shocked, this is amazing, good work bro!, but that just made you a RELIGIOUS ATHEIST.

>>>James 1:27
27 Pure and undefiled religion before God and the Father is this: to visit orphans and widows in their trouble, and to keep oneself unspotted from the world.
NKJV


I see you in 90% christian and 0.1% Atheist and maybe 9.9% undecised!  cheesy cheesy
Should I refer you to the retards union?
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by richjohn1(m): 12:49pm On Dec 18, 2009
tonye-t
how old are you? grin
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Tonyet1(m): 1:06pm On Dec 18, 2009
rich_john:

tonye-t
how old are you? grin

Reasons? wink

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