Nigerian weddings have taken things to a new dimension. So my aunt just returned from a Yoruba wedding ceremony. The wedding had the perfect venue, classy IVs, colour of the day, asoebi, small chops, souvenirs and enough food.
Only problem was she got there only to realise the bride and groom were absent. You know when the pastor of a church is not available and the church committee live stream the sermon during Sunday service? That’s what happened at the wedding.


Just that in this case, the bride and the groom who are in the obodo oyibo had previously acted a 3 hour wedding movie in their compound abroad and the video was played on a big screen for their ‘fans’ during the wedding in Nigeria today. The couple did not even bother to Skype their audience to ask if they are having fun or if the jollof has gone round at their remote wedding. They were simply missing in action.
There were representatives abi actors who stood in as the bride and groom to imitate the activities going on in the movie. Whoever the actors are, that is how they have married themselves like play like play.

That’s how somebody would waste asoebi, makeup, high heels and cab fare for a wedding only to end up watching wedding film under the hot sun.

They would have kuma played the wedding party at the venue tbh.



http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/nigerian-weddings-are-going-digital/

Oppa

This is amazing. First it was using one of the absentee couple's picture to represent. Then they upgraded to using both pictures. Then this!
We will soon get to e-Divorce soon.

laff wan scatter my left auricle



Pls take heart

Hired actors ke?

H'excuze me H'i beg your pardon. Madam, this your story no dey h'add h'up. This your fabu e dey mad gan. But who am I to take a h'action?

Interesting... I hope the actors will act the honeymoon too, its all part of the wedding.

Excuse me mah,
This ur story no dey add up
The Fabu dey mad gan-an, but
Who im i to say something, WELDONE MA

Kontinueee

Is this for real?

what a nice concept.

As long as there is Food, Nigerians are good and would attend

Heheh

Naijasinglegirl is this fiction or what?

Some people will just sleep, wake up and figure out some jagajaga story all because we are in recession abi.......i no kukuma sabi who dey gif us fab btw u and ur aunty! Later now u will blame APC FOR that again, u beta go back to sleep and dream wetin we go blif....

Vote Debie-rise

Finally

Wait o.

Na my wedding this girl come publicise here.

I cannot take it.

Yoruba wedding ceremony indeed

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Lol

Parked

As long as food and drinks flowed, no wahala!

I respect ur lies!

Ok

NaijaSingleGurl

oh cool

The topic is Entrepreneur .
Teacher : Tola stand up and tell me who a producer is..
Tola : Young john
Teacher: who is young john ??
Tola: the wicked producer ..
Teacher : *faints**

lol.....hope say ur anty sha c JOLLOF collect?very important

Online wooing
Online dating
Online proposal
Online engagement
Now Online wedding
Ok...we are awaiting Online conception
Online delivery
Online naming ceremony

Lemme coman be going with my online data

digital indeed.. I will do a waybill during my own..