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Its Time We Rat On Them Spammy Marketers by gerald07: 2:52pm On Mar 22, 2017
I was in my sandals walking past this restaurant in town and out of nowhere, a big, dirty rat surrued by and brashed past my foot.

Let me tell you; I did the twist, jive and tango all at once

And you know what else my skin crawl?

Spammy Marketers

Yup, and you’d be surprised how many similarities these pesky creatures share

Am I comparing spammy marketers to filthy rats?

Absolutely

They are much alike

Let me prove to you.

Did you know:

1) Rats live up to 18 months, but most die before 1 year (This is also the same lenghth of time a spammy marketer lasts in an affiliate program)

2) Rats can nibble through concrete and metal (Spammy marketers are also good at penetrating through tough places such as; Spam filters, facebook group moderators, online forum administrators, etc. Even our group was penetrated once)

3) Rats don’t have thumbs (spammy marketers don’t need thumbs either. Not when all you do is copy ‘n’ paste)

4) Many rats are kept in laboratories and experimented on by scientists ( Much like the interenet gurus who keep a fresh number of spammy marketers in their program to test their marketing on)

5) Rats can adopt to different environment without much difficulty (Spammy marketers are equallu skillful at this. Doesn’t matter what social media comes along, they are quick to crawl in and dwell. If undisturbed, they will stay on site and spam away to their greedy little heart’s content).

6) Its common for rat plagues to happen in Mediterranean regions in the summer time. (Its common for a spammy marketer outbreak to occur online directly after an a Product Launch)

7) Rats plagues throughout history have wiped out many civiliziations ( Spammy marketers have wiped out many affiliate programs and social media sites)

8 ) Rats are crepuscular, meaning: the’re most active at night (Just like most spammy marketers who work after 9-5. Although they can sometimes be seen spamming away in broad daylight)

See!

They’re basically cousins.

Apparently you can domesticate a rat.

So they may be some hope for the spammy marketer yet.

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I have an entire program called Generation Breakthrough.

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Here is what I want;

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