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Re: How To Clean The Sperm Trace On Bed ? by whywhyogun: 5:15pm On Mar 28, 2017
beardlessdude:
no you're not

so , who do you think I am ?

1) a Japanese woman , age 28, working in Zambia

2) a Nigerian man, age 25, professor assistant in Lagos University

3) a US woman, age 53, fat, jobless

4) a Kenyan gay man, age 24, working in Nigeria

which one do you think more fit to my identity?
Re: How To Clean The Sperm Trace On Bed ? by Nobody: 5:17pm On Mar 28, 2017
whywhyogun:


so , who do you think I am ?

1) a Japanese woman , age 28, working in Zambia

2) a Nigerian man, age 25, professor assistant in Lagos University

3) a US woman, age 53, fat, jobless

4) a Kenyan yoruba gay man, age 24, working in Nigeria

which one do you think more fit to my identity?
number 4.
Re: How To Clean The Sperm Trace On Bed ? by Nobody: 5:18pm On Mar 28, 2017
whywhyogun:


prove it or apologize to me
apologize bawo.
Troll
Re: How To Clean The Sperm Trace On Bed ? by realmindz: 5:23pm On Mar 28, 2017
whywhyogun:

how do you know ?
because you are a guy
Re: How To Clean The Sperm Trace On Bed ? by whywhyogun: 5:31pm On Mar 28, 2017
beardlessdude:
number 4.

but I am obviously not using Nigerian style English.

even my misspelling or misprinting , if any, is not Nigerian style.
Re: How To Clean The Sperm Trace On Bed ? by whywhyogun: 5:32pm On Mar 28, 2017
realmindz:

because you are a guy

my question is "How do you know I am a guy"?

thanks for your answer, your answer is " because you are a guy"
Re: How To Clean The Sperm Trace On Bed ? by whywhyogun: 5:34pm On Mar 28, 2017
beardlessdude:
apologize bawo.
Troll

why do you troll in my each thread ?

cant you contribute something positive?

such as, to let us know, how to do without the sperm trace in an efficient and not expensive way ?
Re: How To Clean The Sperm Trace On Bed ? by whywhyogun: 5:53pm On Mar 28, 2017
beardlessdude:
number 4.

how smart Nigerian are !

after several months , trying harder to debunk the writer than to enjoy the otherwise interesting threads , it is still murky whether this writer is a man or a woman.

the only 2 things that keep you antagonizing me is the popularity and bizarreness of my threads. and you guys , the so called debunkers , are trolling in the assumed trolling threads. what a pathetic group of people.

and , being observing me for over 2 months, you guys, can not confirm where I am from yet, and even take me to be a Nigerian. I am so relieved for that.

give you a small tip. choose the right combination of the words among those qualifications, they could depict me exactly.
Re: How To Clean The Sperm Trace On Bed ? by whywhyogun: 5:56pm On Mar 28, 2017
beardlessdude:
number 4.

1) a Japanese woman , age 28, working in Zambia

2) a Nigerian man, age 25, professor assistant in Lagos University

3) a US woman, age 53, fat, jobless

4) a Kenyan gay man, age 24, working in Nigeria


do you like this combination ?
Re: How To Clean The Sperm Trace On Bed ? by zealblinks(m): 6:25pm On Mar 28, 2017
whywhyogun:


as a man, how do you deal with your sperm residue ? left in your underwear which you put on quickly after intercourse ? or scrubbed by your bed sheet ? or anything handy ? who is going to wash those textiles contaminated with your sperm? yourself ?

why don't you answer all these serious questions before you say the asker a troll ?
pm me
Re: How To Clean The Sperm Trace On Bed ? by whywhyogun: 7:06pm On Mar 28, 2017
zealblinks:

pm me

what does "pm" mean ? i am really not a nigerian, you see, i dont even catch the meaning of this.
Re: How To Clean The Sperm Trace On Bed ? by Elthugnificent(m): 7:32pm On Mar 28, 2017
Romance section, the place with the highest number of troll.
Re: How To Clean The Sperm Trace On Bed ? by whywhyogun: 7:36pm On Mar 28, 2017
Elthugnificent:
Romance section, the place with the highest number of troll.

why?
Re: How To Clean The Sperm Trace On Bed ? by Elthugnificent(m): 8:26pm On Mar 28, 2017
whywhyogun:


why?
what's the relationship between my statement and the question you just asked?
Re: How To Clean The Sperm Trace On Bed ? by whywhyogun: 8:34pm On Mar 28, 2017
Elthugnificent:
what's the relationship between my statement and the question you just asked?

i dont know. you tell me
Re: How To Clean The Sperm Trace On Bed ? by Elthugnificent(m): 8:46pm On Mar 28, 2017
whywhyogun:


i dont know. you tell me
Can't do the back and forth ish with you, the level of your intelligent quotient is glaring.
Re: How To Clean The Sperm Trace On Bed ? by whywhyogun: 8:54pm On Mar 28, 2017
Elthugnificent:
Romance section, the place with the highest number of troll.

WHY ?
Re: How To Clean The Sperm Trace On Bed ? by LordHiffy(m): 9:06pm On Mar 28, 2017
attention seeker joor. all na wash :Pattention seeker joor. all na wash
Re: How To Clean The Sperm Trace On Bed ? by whywhyogun: 9:09pm On Mar 28, 2017
LordHiffy:
attention seeker joor. all na wash :Pattention seeker joor. all na wash

thx for your attention. do you wash your own sperm trace? or your mother does ?
Re: How To Clean The Sperm Trace On Bed ? by Tazdroid(m): 9:16pm On Mar 28, 2017
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Re: How To Clean The Sperm Trace On Bed ? by cloudyskygrind(m): 10:18pm On Mar 28, 2017
[[s]quote author=whywhyogun post=55039486]

as a man, how do you deal with your sperm residue ? left in your underwear which you put on quickly after intercourse ? or scrubbed by your bed sheet ? or anything handy ? who is going to wash those textiles contaminated with your sperm? yourself ?

why don't you answer all these serious questions before you say the asker a troll ?[/quote][/s]
Re: How To Clean The Sperm Trace On Bed ? by youngsahito(m): 10:28pm On Mar 28, 2017
whywhyogun:
oh, by the way, i remember one of my lovers, he was really naughty, he used my bedsheet to clean his organ. but i was too tired after sex, and i slept over, and forgot it thoroughly the day after. and now i remember it.
I will like to pay u a visit so as to see that bed sheet too
Re: How To Clean The Sperm Trace On Bed ? by whywhyogun: 6:35am On Mar 29, 2017
LordHiffy:

if i washed it, what then would be your mother's job? after we do it, isnt she gona clean?

I m talking about your sperm contaminated underwear, your mother's job?
Re: How To Clean The Sperm Trace On Bed ? by loomer: 8:28am On Mar 29, 2017
Washing no dey comot the stain again?

Or na which kind sperm be that?
Re: How To Clean The Sperm Trace On Bed ? by LordHiffy(m): 9:39am On Mar 29, 2017
whywhyogun:


I m talking about your sperm contaminated underwear, your mother's job?
what else will ur mama do as an appreciation for cumin inside her if not wash my boxers mumu.
Re: How To Clean The Sperm Trace On Bed ? by LordHiffy(m): 10:01am On Mar 29, 2017
whywhyogun:

I m talking about your sperm contaminated underwear, your mother's job?
YOUR mother does d washing.... just to say "thank u" for cumin in her
Re: How To Clean The Sperm Trace On Bed ? by whywhyogun: 11:00am On Mar 29, 2017
loomer:
Washing no dey comot the stain again?

Or na which kind sperm be that?

I don't know, may 3 or more men. one can not contribute so large an area.
Re: How To Clean The Sperm Trace On Bed ? by whywhyogun: 11:01am On Mar 29, 2017
LordHiffy:

YOUR mother does d washing.... just to say "thank u" for cumin in her

your mother washes the sperm trace for you? how old are you? are you not feel ashamed ?
Re: How To Clean The Sperm Trace On Bed ? by whywhyogun: 11:02am On Mar 29, 2017
LordHiffy:

what else will ur mama do as an appreciation for cumin inside her if not wash my boxers mumu.

what makes you quote my this sentence 2 times ? is my word hurting you really that bad ?
Re: How To Clean The Sperm Trace On Bed ? by LordHiffy(m): 11:40am On Mar 29, 2017
whywhyogun:


your mother washes the sperm trace for you? how old are you? are you not feel ashamed ?
its obvious ur mother washes every guy's boxers in ur street and ure a product of one of those guys
Re: How To Clean The Sperm Trace On Bed ? by luminouz(m): 11:50am On Mar 29, 2017
whywhyogun:
yesterday , a male colleague helped me to move something ponderous, in my bedroom.his eyes were attracted by something on my bed. i followed his eyes, and found the object .

it was embarrassing ! the sperm trace on my bed sheet. oh, my. i have not noticed it before. i never thought it was an eye sore . it was too natural to be over there.

i am a woman, and that piece of sperm trace was left by some lover of mine.

and now i am strongly in hope of cleansing my bedsheet of the sperm trace. but it has been left there for i dont know how long time, it is hard and scabies-like, and spreading to an optimistically large area.

how can i cleanse it ?
I think u n failyusedpant should get together!

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