While this might look like an inappropriate post, actually it is (a bit), but fun.

When we were kids, it's sure that at a point in time you'd say the most annoying thing at the most inappropriate time, and indirectly fire shots at your parents.

I'll share mine so you know what i mean.

I was 8 then, i remembered i always followed my Dad to the bank, he'll encourage me to fill a deposit slip (teller) and We'd take the money to one particular banker that liked me, and as a lil boy you know the man always gave me money (which i accepted because i know him).

So, this day, my dad said he'd go see the manager while i fill the teller and pay to *our banker*.. I was feeling all fly when i filled it and bounced to the banker, then i wasn't so tall, so i jumped and put the money on his counter.

After i paid i was waiting for my entitlement (for the man to give me money actually), soon my Dad came to my side, so i asked the man directly when we were about leaving. "Ain't you giving me something today?", the man was like.. "Young Man, do i look like father Christmas?" and my dad was like "this kid, when did you become Judas (Iscariot).

I instantly remembered what we were taught in CRK, so i blurt out in popular kids fashion (annoying and all that).." At least Judas was paid for betraying Jesus, and was even paid 500 silver coins IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW (forgotten how much actually)"

Everyone laughed, and some people gave me money (I accepted because my dad was there) My dad didn't laugh. We got home and he told me to bring a turning stick (for making eba)... The rest is now history.


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I told one man that lives in our house to leave my mummy alone, I was told I gave him a stern warning, my words actually were "leave my mummy alone, she's my mummy". The man's actually my dad

Tadeknkeepcalm:
I told one man that lives in our house to leave my mummy alone, I was told I gave him a stern warning, my words actually were "leave my mummy alone, she's my mummy". The man's actually my dad

Hahahaha..
That was FUNNY... lol

while growing up it was FORBIDDEN to buy alcohol or smoke (cigar) for anybody irrespective of who the person is.

On this particular day, a neighbor and friend to my mom was in our house gisting with Momsy, she called me and after I appeared, she asked me to buy her a bottle of Guinness stout. My mom was smiling without saying anything. I, Tamunotonye took the money and rushed to buy the drink thinking that Momsy smile was approval.

Bro, after the woman left I received the beating of my life. The flogging was hellish. Momsy expected me to turn down her request as done by the sons of Rekab (Jer 35:5-6)

TonyeBarcanista:
while growing up it was FORBIDDEN to buy alcohol or smoke (cigar) for anybody irrespective of who the person is.

Bro, after the woman left I received the beating of my life. The flogging was hellish. Momsy expected me to turn down her request as done by the sons of Rekab (Jer 35:5-6)

lol, African parents for you oo....
and what's the meaning of "Tamunotonye", thats one hell of a word bro

The first time I took first position in J.S.S.2 , my dad told me congratulations, he further went on to say that taking first position is not the issue, but remaining top is where the challenge is.

okwyee:

lol, African parents for you oo.... and what's the meaning of "Tamunotonye", thats one hell of a word bro

It means "the will of God" or "God's Will"

tuscani:
The first time I took first position in J.S.S.2 , my dad told me congratulations, he further went on to say that taking first position is not the issue, but remaining top is where the challenge is.

Hahahaha... In SS2 we dreaded our geography teacher like a disease, and just 4 of us did the subject because we could endure the teacher... at the end, i came 3rd out of 4... My uncle; studied geography was very proud of me.. on my result, number of students --- 47

TonyeBarcanista:

It means "the will of God" or "God's Will"

Thought it was something like, "jejely", or "kukumah".. i don't know what these mean too, but their usage gives it meaning i can't define.

Lalastica Mynd44

okwyee:


Hahahaha..
That was FUNNY... lol

oedipus syndrome
It's quite normal, part of growth.

nursennenny:
oedipus syndrome
It's quite normal, part of growth.

Can you explain better?

okwyee:


Can you explain better?

According to psychology
Oedipus syndrome or complex is the sexual feeling a boy child has towards the mother. This makes him see the father as a threat.
Electra complex is vice versa
You can google more on it

nursennenny:
According to psychology
Oedipus syndrome or complex is the sexual feeling a boy child has towards the mother. This makes him see the father as a threat.
Electra complex is vice versa
You can google more on it

No o, no b sexual feeling o, no put me for trouble

Tadeknkeepcalm:

No o, no b sexual feeling o, no put me for trouble

its not sexual per say, anyway just check the net.