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Those Days When Love Was Fun & Didn’t Cost So Much. by GeeCee(m): 7:21pm On Jan 23, 2007
At work,
September 7th, 1935
My dearest, sweetest, fondest, fantastic, Extra-ordinary, paragon of beauty a.k.a Wura.
I hope this letter meets you in a fabulous state of metabolism, if so doxology.
My principal aim of writing this letter to you is to gravitate your mind towards a matter of global and universal importance, which has been troubling my soul. The matter is very important. Even as I am writing, my adrenaline is 100 per cent on the Richter scale, my temperature is rising, the wind vane of my mind is pointing North, South, West and East at the same time; the mirror in my eyes has only your divine image.
Indeed when I sleep, you are the one in my medulla oblongata, and I dream about you. I went out to sea in my dream, and I saw you: surrounded by H20 and you in your majesty rose from the abdomen of the sea like Yemoja, the avatar of beauty. Oh, Lord be with us! We are thy servants. As you can see, I am in a serious dilemma. And I want you to take my matter seriously. At this junction, what our Lord said on this matter is germane. He says we should ask, and we shall be given, we should seek and we will find, and that we should knock, and it will be opened unto us. I am this 10th day of the seventh month in the year of our Lord, nineteen hundred and thirty-five, asking, seeking and knocking at your door. My prayer is that thou should open so that thy servant can enter. I want to wake up in the morning and see only your face. I want you to be the only sugar in my tea, the only fly in my ointment, the butter on my bread, the grey matter of my system, the oxygen in my head, the planet of my universe, the wall clock of my room, the conveyor belt of my soul.
I pray that you realise the gargantuan nature of my predicament. If you refuse, my life will be like tea without sugar, like a snail without shell, a Xmas goat without a horn. In fact I'd become a living ghost. In fact I'd kill myself. What is life if I can't wake up in the morning and behold your face? You model of pulchritude, patiently created by God on a Sunday morning before he went on a deserved holiday.
Please Omoniwuraolami, let me be your Romeo. Make me the Adam to your Eve.
Shakespeare said it all: ‘if music be the food of love, play on’. I want to emphasise, universally and responsibly, that you are love itself. You are the metaphor, oxymoron, thesis, antithesis, irony, gerund, conjunction and the adverb of love. At this juncture, let me also say that the geography of your body is a permanent alleluia. Ammonia, urea and iodine- not from your body, you are too beautiful for that, what I see in your body is milk and honey. At this juncture, brevity is the soul of wit. A stitch in time saves nine. Procrastination is the thief of time. An opportunity once lost can never be regained. Make hay while the sun shines. All that glitters is not gold. The journey of a thousand years begins with a step. What God has put together let no man put asunder. To be a man is not an easy task even God's time is the best. But time waits for no one.
A man without love is like a fish out of water. I know you are a sagacious girl. If you like the veracity of what I am saying, please fill the attached form and let me have it pronto. The mark at the bottom of this page is a kiss from me to you. I remain your beloved, faithful, loyal, One and only admirer.
Re: Those Days When Love Was Fun & Didn’t Cost So Much. by Sayoh: 9:40pm On Jan 23, 2007
Is dt supposed to be a sorta blackmail?
Re: Those Days When Love Was Fun & Didn’t Cost So Much. by naijacutee(f): 10:13pm On Jan 23, 2007
Those days when grammar caused headaches grin
Re: Those Days When Love Was Fun & Didn’t Cost So Much. by Busta(f): 1:00am On Jan 24, 2007
naijacutee:

Those days when grammar caused headaches grin
was just about to say same thing grin

and that is sooooooo long. took me 3hrs to read all that.
Re: Those Days When Love Was Fun & Didn’t Cost So Much. by papaD1(m): 8:29pm On Jan 24, 2007
those days i think ladies love reading grammas and not many people could speak i guess but life has changed gramma n o catch babes much again even ladies can speak better than many guys.so guys just burst writting gramma,guess what is in town now? face 2 face, boldness. grin grin
Re: Those Days When Love Was Fun & Didn’t Cost So Much. by papaD1(m): 8:32pm On Jan 24, 2007
naijacutee i believed u.
naijacutee:

Those days when grammar caused headaches grin
Re: Those Days When Love Was Fun & Didn’t Cost So Much. by papaD1(m): 8:40pm On Jan 24, 2007
hey ,that letter is headache itself .  grin  grin  shocked though it was good for those reading it then.but i bet ladies dont appreciate that anymore.
Re: Those Days When Love Was Fun & Didn’t Cost So Much. by bigbumper(f): 2:13am On Jan 25, 2007
AAArrrgggghhh. Wished I was around at that time, i mean wish i was old enough at that time to have been receiving love letters,

Now the men in my generation mostly suffer from dyslexia (olodos) and all their text speak does my head in and gives me headache.
Re: Those Days When Love Was Fun & Didn’t Cost So Much. by iice(f): 5:14am On Jan 25, 2007
big_bumper:

Now the men in my generation mostly suffer from dyslexia (olodos) and all their text speak does my head in and gives me headache.

Word!!
Re: Those Days When Love Was Fun & Didn’t Cost So Much. by GeeCee(m): 6:47am On Mar 02, 2010
cool

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