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Re: Nigerian Girls Please Clean Up! by realpoacher(m): 11:14am On Apr 18, 2017
sisisioge:
grin grin grin

You dey vex o! I kinda have trouble believing this your account though. The give away was the stomach thing...its the first thing any guy who knows his onions notices. If she tucks it under a spandex, you would feel it as soon as you hug her or put your hands on her waist! Unless you aren't as experienced as claimed, the belly situation shouldn't have been a shocker.

As per the downthere situation, I sincerely sympathize with u grin

Believe me bro, with her clothes on you will miss it 'cos when she dressed up after every ish, she looked like her normal glass hour figure shape. I scanned through to notice the sprawling belly, believe me bro I couldn't see nothing. It was totally concealed and was all flat.

Mhen I am getting schooled all over again on girls!
Re: Nigerian Girls Please Clean Up! by Nobody: 11:14am On Apr 18, 2017
LePrezident:


Oh nice... got the vibe when you said 'nne'... I listen to Julius Malema a lot and he likes saying that.

lol @ you listen to Julius. Him of all people? I hope he didn't leave any lasting impressions. Yeah "nne" is one of those space-fillers we use in our everyday vocab.
Re: Nigerian Girls Please Clean Up! by LePrezident(m): 11:21am On Apr 18, 2017
ZarZar:


lol @ you listen to Julius. Him of all people? I hope he didn't leave any lasting impressions. Yeah "nne" is one of those space-fillers we use in our everyday vocab.

Lol, you'll find it strange but I love Julius Malema and his EFF cronies like Ndlozi and Floyd Shivambu. I think he's making great sense but a large section of SA don't want to see it. The current ANC is not the same ANC Madiba gave us.

I'm Ghanaian though
Re: Nigerian Girls Please Clean Up! by Lionessza(f): 11:22am On Apr 18, 2017
ZarZar:


Yeah, they have the kind of blue eyes that almost look blind.


Yeah they look sore

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Re: Nigerian Girls Please Clean Up! by edimolu(m): 11:23am On Apr 18, 2017
@op.....dis tin just weak me
Every pussy's got its own odour...but that fishy smell?...dats the worst of em all....nd yes have also been there nd dats an experience i never wish even for my enemy....all dis jargons about infection blah blah blah is all fake...NA LIE....what hurts me d most is "dont they know".....ah mean am i d only one wif a nose?....stinking pvssies everywhr....#nonsense

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Re: Nigerian Girls Please Clean Up! by Nobody: 11:32am On Apr 18, 2017
LePrezident:


Lol, you'll find it strange but I love Julius Malema and his EFF cronies like Ndlozi and Floyd Shivambu. I think he's making great sense but a large section of SA don't want to see it. The current ANC is not the same ANC Madiba gave us.

I'm Ghanaian though

I don't like him lol. So anything he says sounds off the left field to me but I guess he's endearing to some. Who knew? You're correct about the ANC. It's a former shadow of itself, governed by greed & corruption. Hopefully something will change & leadership exchange hands in the next round of elections. Meh. Ghanaian you say. How are things over there? Mahama is out, right?
Re: Nigerian Girls Please Clean Up! by LePrezident(m): 11:39am On Apr 18, 2017
ZarZar:


I don't like him lol. So anything he says sounds off the left field to me but I guess he's endearing to some. Who knew? You're correct about the ANC. It's a former shadow of itself, governed by greed & corruption. Hopefully something will change & leadership exchange hands in the next round of elections. Meh. Ghanaian you say. How are things over there? Mahama is out, right?

Hahahaha, I knew you won't like him. I have this SA friend since 2013, she doesn't like him too. If you don't like Malema, I doubt you'll like Mmusi Mmaimani... and yea Mahama had to go, totally incompetent soul and corrupt. I voted for him in 2012 cos I expected much from him and he's an old boy of my Uni hall of residence (we regard alma mater stuff very highly in Ghana), but boy did he dissappoint. Every week was one scandal to another and incompetence laden governance. So in 2016 it was a massive vote against him. He lost in a landslide defeat. The nation was fed-up.

I want to invite you to join a rival NL forum though if you will...
Re: Nigerian Girls Please Clean Up! by Nobody: 11:48am On Apr 18, 2017
LePrezident:


Hahahaha, I knew you won't like him. I have this SA friend since 2013, she doesn't like him too. If you don't like Malema, I doubt you'll like Mmusi Mmaimani... and yea Mahama had to go, totally incompetent soul and corrupt. I voted for him in 2012 cos I expected much from him and he's an old boy of my Uni hall of residence (we regard alma mater stuff very highly in Ghana), but boy did he dissappoint. Every week was one scandal to another and incompetence laden governance. So in 2016 it was a massive vote against him. He lost in a landslide defeat. The nation was fed-up.

I want to invite you to join a rival NL forum though if you will...

I see. I don't pay much attention to Mmusi lol. So, now who is the current Ghanaian president & how has his leadership been so far? Because I know, people never quite get satisfied!

What can you tell me about the other forum? tongue
Re: Nigerian Girls Please Clean Up! by LePrezident(m): 12:00pm On Apr 18, 2017
ZarZar:


I see. I don't pay much attention to Mmusi lol. So, now who is the current Ghanaian president & how has his leadership been so far? Because I know, people never quite get satisfied!

What can you tell me about the other forum? tongue

The current President is Nana Akufo-Addo. He's a prominent lawyer who's won landmark cases in the country. This is his 3rd time contesting and finally winning. He's the son of a former President and from one of Ghana's iconic families. In fact his father, uncle and grand uncle were part of the 6 people who played active roles in granting Ghana independence. Yesterday marked his 100 days in office, it's not perfect but he's achieved some remarkable things such a's tax reduction and some taxes abolished. Totally free seconary education for everyone, increased foreign reserve, stronger currency, and others.

The forum is like NL but a bit more interactive even though not much users yet. www.nigerianbase.com

Kindly register so I keep tabs on you tongue what moniker will you be using?
Re: Nigerian Girls Please Clean Up! by Nobody: 12:06pm On Apr 18, 2017
LePrezident:


The current President is Nana Akufo-Addo. He's a prominent lawyer who's won landmark cases in the country. This is his 3rd time contesting and finally winning. He's the son of a former President and from one of Ghana's iconic families. In fact his father, uncle and grand uncle were part of the 6 people who played active roles in granting Ghana independence. Yesterday marked his 100 days in office, it's not perfect but he's achieved some remarkable things such a's tax reduction and some taxes abolished. Totally free seconary education for everyone, increased foreign reserve, stronger currency, and others.

The forum is like NL but a bit more interactive even though not much users yet. www.nigerianbase.com

Kindly register so I keep tabs on you tongue what moniker will you be using?

Wow, it sounds like the country is finally in capable hands. Congrats smiley

OK, let me check it out 1st & feel the vibe tongue
Re: Nigerian Girls Please Clean Up! by LePrezident(m): 12:09pm On Apr 18, 2017
ZarZar:


Wow, it sounds like the country is finally in capable hands. Congrats smiley

OK, let me check it out 1st & feel the vibe tongue

Yea, I guess same way you have to change Zuma and maybe vote in Malema tongue and if you don't want Malema, maybe you like John Steenhuisen instead tongue tongue

Don't just check it out o, kindly register nne and let me know smiley
Re: Nigerian Girls Please Clean Up! by princessayesha(f): 12:22pm On Apr 18, 2017
Op got served....shey u ditched other girls? this smelly one must marry you and that's what u deserve. You see...your so called " A game " did nont save u grin from what you just wrote, she is not "naturally fair " as u thought. Bleaching causes body odour,naturally fear girls do not smell that way.
And Op...dont forget to invite me to your wedding with #smellybae

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Re: Nigerian Girls Please Clean Up! by Nobody: 12:23pm On Apr 18, 2017
LePrezident:


Yea, I guess same way you have to change Zuma and maybe vote in Malema tongue and if you don't want Malema, maybe you like John Steenhuisen instead tongue tongue

Don't just check it out o, kindly register nne and let me know smiley

I just checked. Interesting topics but it's a little too quiet for me, I talk a lot tongue I'm not writing it off just yet. Will keep an eye on it to see if things pick up smiley It'd sure feel like a Naija overdose that's for sure. I'm not quite certain how I feel about that, but we'll see.

I'm curious though, you seem to be the most active member over there, are you the owner?
Re: Nigerian Girls Please Clean Up! by Nobody: 12:35pm On Apr 18, 2017
Op, Sounds like your bae has an STD though (hope you used protection , Bleep Is not meant to smell even doctors can confirm that. If you were expecting perky nice round boobs from a 27 year old then you're naive and ignorant.... Grow up a bit

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Re: Nigerian Girls Please Clean Up! by LePrezident(m): 12:42pm On Apr 18, 2017
ZarZar:


I just checked. Interesting topics but it's a little too quiet for me, I talk a lot tongue I'm not writing it off just yet. Will keep an eye on it to see if things pick up smiley It'd sure feel like a Naija overdose that's for sure. I'm not quite certain how I feel about that, but we'll see.

I'm curious though, you seem to be the most active member over there, are you the owner?

Lollest, no not the founder. I have an interest in it and I'm a mod. Why don't you just register now and choose a favorite moniker now before it gets taken up...

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Re: Nigerian Girls Please Clean Up! by Nobody: 12:44pm On Apr 18, 2017
Bacteria Vaginosis.. I am starting to think it is present in 3 out of every 5 girls... I broke up a relationship because of it.
Re: Nigerian Girls Please Clean Up! by Nobody: 12:50pm On Apr 18, 2017
LePrezident:


Lollest, no not the founder. I have an interest in it and I'm a mod. Why don't you just register now and choose a favorite moniker now before it gets taken up...

Oh wow! Congrats smiley I can't do that now, I need time to warm up to the idea 1st. As lame as it sounds, but I'm goona need to spyche myself for it. I don't jump into new things just like that.
Re: Nigerian Girls Please Clean Up! by LePrezident(m): 12:52pm On Apr 18, 2017
ZarZar:


Oh wow! Congrats smiley I can't do that now, I need time to warm up to the idea 1st. As lame as it sounds, but I'm goona need to spyche myself for it. I don't jump into new things just like that.

Lol for someone who likes to 'conversate' it didn't seem like you will be forum-shy... anyways lemme follow u here to keep tabs on you

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Re: Nigerian Girls Please Clean Up! by Nobody: 1:02pm On Apr 18, 2017
LePrezident:


Lol for someone who likes to 'conversate' it didn't seem like you will be forum-shy... anyways lemme follow u here to keep tabs on you

I'll lurk for now smiley
Re: Nigerian Girls Please Clean Up! by LePrezident(m): 1:05pm On Apr 18, 2017
ZarZar:


I'll lurk for now smiley


Aiit smiley

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Re: Nigerian Girls Please Clean Up! by realpoacher(m): 2:43pm On Apr 18, 2017
Ginaz:
If you truly liked the girl, why not take her to the goddamn hospital and get her treated? What's the fuss about? She might be having that kind of problem and she might be at lost on how to go about treating it.

You were rude even if you didn't enjoyed it. Telling her it's too wide it's wrong. How would you feel if a woman tells you, you are a one second man in bed?

Some men should have Jesus in their lives biko.!!! Rude people everywhere.

Puppy luv, sorry I ain't gonna be telling a grown ass 'big' girl to get treated for infections that she should know of... She's got nostrils for God's sake
Re: Nigerian Girls Please Clean Up! by realpoacher(m): 2:48pm On Apr 18, 2017
Bumbae1:
Hope you got yourself tested undecided

You say she 27 so guess you are olders or same age group ! So because of one dirty bad egg u condemned all? Dont get it
All the girls you attract have fishy pussie?? No so please chin up
Its life exoeriences you hate to date a few dregs to find ur mrs right ..

Also she maybe infected so be a good guy tell her to check herself out so another man dont fall victim ..

ALL girls I roll with don't have such dirty smell but a 'slay' queen should know better. If you must come out like a queen that you are then you must clean up properly after your self.

No one baby sit a 'big' girl
Re: Nigerian Girls Please Clean Up! by RealHaute: 4:55pm On Apr 18, 2017
geezyk:
Aunty please Efe don win BBN abeg change your dp make, so I can see the beautiful lady behind the moniker

Don't bother. She's not endowed.
Re: Nigerian Girls Please Clean Up! by megareal: 7:03pm On Apr 18, 2017
Smelly puccy upandan on threads. What category of girls do some of you guys meet? Packaging isn't everything.

You didn't do right by slamming it on her like that. She must have been already conscious of how she looks, and smells, probably why she didn't want the sex. Now you have dealt her self esteem some blows.

As for the smell, she is infected and needs to be treated. For the wideness, saggy stomach, exercise can help.
Just call her and advise on that, don't leave her feeling like shit.

I tire for una mata sef. undecided
Re: Nigerian Girls Please Clean Up! by jamislaw(m): 7:29pm On Apr 18, 2017
When i had this experience I just stood up and put on my cloth, when she asked i told her that i forgot i was fasting.
Imagine big girls with such irritating smell.

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Re: Nigerian Girls Please Clean Up! by Jelal0007(m): 12:01am On Jul 05, 2017
Ginaz:
If you truly liked the girl, why not take her to the goddamn hospital and get her treated? What's the fuss about? She might be having that kind of problem and she might be at lost on how to go about treating it.

You were rude even if you didn't enjoyed it. Telling her it's too wide it's wrong. How would you feel if a woman tells you, you are a one second man in bed?

Some men should have Jesus in their lives biko.!!! Rude people everywhere.
Lol...what was he supposed 2 tell her?

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