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Sick Day by Mamajama(m): 2:24pm On Jan 25, 2007
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the ceiling and
made funny noises. My coworker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss
came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.

He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days. " I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my coworker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, "And where do you think
you're going?"

(You're gonna love this, )








She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
Re: Sick Day by funmiluv1: 2:32pm On Jan 25, 2007
funny smiley smiley smiley
Re: Sick Day by lameda(m): 10:12am On Jan 26, 2007
[s]dying on the ground laughing my butts out[/s]
Re: Sick Day by Pamperme: 12:29pm On Jan 30, 2007
i cant stop laughing, grin grin

mamajama, u are too much o! wink
Re: Sick Day by Maneater1(f): 1:01pm On Jan 30, 2007
grin hilarious. that was a good one.
Re: Sick Day by Nobody: 6:09pm On Jan 30, 2007
ok wink
Re: Sick Day by yelum(f): 11:30am On Jan 31, 2007
nice one!

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