An atheist was walking through the woods. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” he said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer.

He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him,reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out, “Oh my God!”

Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

“You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don’t exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.”

“Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?”

The atheist looked directly into the light, “It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?”

“Very well,” said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.

And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke: “Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.”

OP, your attention is needed here https://www.nairaland.com/3363695/there-no-atheists-foxholes-how

Lmao funny one but just doesn't make sense

Healthilyea:
An atheist was walking through the woods. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” he said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer.

He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him,reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out, “Oh my God!”

Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

“You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don’t exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.”

“Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?”

The atheist looked directly into the light, “It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?”

“Very well,” said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.

And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke: “Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.”

Hehehehe.
Nice one.

Fools have said in their minds there is no God

Atheists are only deceiving themselves. balanceofterror1 is a soldier and a NL, he once posted how his atheist soldier friend was shot by boko haram in sambisa and the soldier shouted "Oh! God Almighty, don't let me die, pls colleagues pray for me that God should show me mercy and deliver me".

Can you imagine?.

Healthilyea:
An atheist was walking through the woods. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” he said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer.

He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him,reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out, “Oh my God!”

Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

“You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don’t exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.”

“Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?”

The atheist looked directly into the light, “It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?”

“Very well,” said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.

And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke: “Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.”

Lol......Nice post Bro.

ogologoamu:
Atheists are only deceiving themselves. balanceofterror1 is a soldier and a NL, he once posted how his atheist soldier friend was shot by boko haram in sambisa and the soldier shouted "Oh! God Almighty, don't let me die, pls colleagues pray for me that God should show me mercy and deliver me".

Can you imagine?.

and there was a debate between Rabbi Smulley + David Wolpe against Christopher Hitchens + Sam Harris which was probably Hitchens' last debate before succumbing to Cancer

in his closing speech he said " I'm dying but so are you (referring to the audience)" he said some other things but added "Please don't pray for me"

I seriously wonder how you concluded that all atheists are like your "Supposed" balanceofterror1's friend

I use the word "supposed" cuz there's NO PROOF any of the things balanceofterror1 said about him was true and balanceofterror1 was most likely making it up cuz we've heard lots of variation about it on Nairaland and spinoffs

did you know that a Christian claimed Hitchens actually confessed Jesus on his deathbed before dying? this Christian was later proven not to have been there with Hitchens during the last moments of his life; maybe the Hole-ly spirit revealed it to him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


NB: there's a thread of yours truly that exposes further the extreme foolishness of your post, you can check it out https://www.nairaland.com/3363695/there-no-atheists-foxholes-how