Except if a lady loves you like genuinely, there are some things she wouldn't ever tell you. Ladies are very good when it comes to hiding secrets. These are some of the lies she tells you when you are dating. I am sure you can relate with some of these lies.

1.He is just my friend- At a point in time, there is always one particular male friend she has. They talk almost about everything. He gets the most of her attention. Even if there is more to it, she wouldn't ever let you know the deal.

2. Number of sexual partners- Ladies wouldn't answer this question when asked. Who does not like to act good?a lady wouldn't want you to know how many guys have gone down there.

3. Reason her ex left her- she is gonna come up with wrong reasons why he left. She is definitely gonna try to make herself look good without flaws.

4. Not sexually active- you begin to get things like''its been a while i had sex''. well of course, the number of times she had sex can't be measured. she even tries to act naive at their first experience.

5. I don't have call card/money- Ladies don't ever admit they are financially OK. they are always broke and out of call card. She always want you to do the calling and spending, even when they have.

6. I'm on my period- at a point, you begin to wonder if some ladies see their period everyday. there is never a stop. They keep telling you they are on their period when it is time to get down to business or when they come visiting.

♤Lies are cursory.

♤Everyone tells em

Relationship is overrated in this part of the world. If u can't tolerate any of her bullshits, break up with her and never look back.

I have not touched a penis since I was born.

Love is a beautiful thing. Just keep following your heart and spirit, don't forget to always pray. Keep your relationship with God intact.

lmaoooo

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I have not touched a penis since I was born.

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Except if a lady loves you like genuinely, there are some things she wouldn't ever tell you. Ladies are very good when it comes to hiding secrets. These are some of the lies she tells you when you are dating. I am sure you can relate with some of these lies.

1.He is just my friend- At a point in time, there is always one particular male friend she has. They talk almost about everything. He gets the most of her attention. Even if there is more to it, she wouldn't ever let you know the deal.

2. Number of sexual partners- Ladies wouldn't answer this question when asked. Who does not like to act good?a lady wouldn't want you to know how many guys have gone down there.

3. Reason her ex left her- she is gonna come up with wrong reasons why he left. She is definitely gonna try to make herself look good without flaws.

4. Not sexually active- you begin to get things like''its been a while i had sex''. well of course, the number of times she had sex can't be measured. she even tries to act naive at their first experience.

5. I don't have call card/money- Ladies don't ever admit they are financially OK. they are always broke and out of call card. She always want you to do the calling and spending, even when they have.

6. I'm on my period- at a point, you begin to wonder if some ladies see their period everyday. there is never a stop. They keep telling you they are on their period when it is time to get down to business or when they come visiting.

Hahahaha hogwash

You are the second guy that i am having sex with..Odiegwu..

I can never cheat on you"....Yimu!! Cheetars kor, Lion ni..

I don't like sex at all. Besides I can't go more than one round! Round of applause abi?

Every gal has dat one guy dey always refer to as jus a friend even though it clearly shows otherwise...

That's why you need to be allergic to broke ass bitches.

You see

Some will say the only guy that had sex with me raped me when she has been having sex since JSS 2.

4. Not sexually active- you begin to get things like''its been a while i had sex''. well of course, the number of times she had sex can't be measured. she even tries to act naive at their first experience.

This one takes the piss out of me.

That was how one came and while I was trying to touch, reeled out something similar to the above.

I no talk anything... went to siddon in the sitting room and was playing my game jejely. After about 45 minutes, she came in and was like "baby, I want to buy....................."

Me: Heh! I am not financially active

They always say: Don't spoil me pls

Pepper spray gang.....

Not when they're mad over you.

Riding bicycle and something hit me on my private part and that's how I got disvirgin.

My ex left me for the guy with the Green Venza, I'll buy her a Chameleon on her next birthday.

TINALETC3:

Apple ain't cheap but it has lots n lots of buyers.. .

How about guys?

This dude fixed a date for introduction with my friend, they had been dating for 4years, her family new his family, his family always treated her well.

The day of the introduction, guy no show, him number no dey go.

She kept calling his family members, they didn't pick. Only for her to see on facebook that he had an introduction with a strange girl the same day he was spos to come to her house.

Her mentality changed after the heart break, she chose Jesus.

He was only my second b4 I met you.
He cheated on me.
I'm not after your money.
You're the best thing that ever happened to me.
I don't like sex.

Not even sure why I booked the space.

Slays

nawa ooo...
I am confused already!!