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Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by PrettyHausaGirl(f): 3:10pm On May 08, 2017
Hello
Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by dokJ: 3:10pm On May 08, 2017
I thought I had friends until I had series of problems. my ppl just hv it at d back of ur mind that true friends r very rare.

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Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by Nobody: 3:14pm On May 08, 2017
i have them all.
opp you forgot to mention the last one.
they feel like you are in a competition with them, Bleep all fake ass niggaz out there

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Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by sekem: 3:16pm On May 08, 2017
Emmey67:
Softboiy is a SCAMMER


softboiy is a THIEF


softboiy is a FRAUDSTER

OJOGAN THEODORE is a SCAMMER


OJOGAN THEODORE is a THIEF


OJOGAN THEODORE is a FRAUDSTER

GTB Account number 0123742837 is a SCAMMER


GTB Account number 0123742837 is a THIEF


GTB Account number 0123742837 is a FRAUDSTER

Phone number 08112976890 is a SCAMMER


phone number 08112976890 is a THIEF


phone number 08112976890 is a FRAUDSTER

PayPal email Supersportbbmc@gmail.com is a SCAMMMER


Supersportbbmc@gmail.com is a THIEF


Supersportbbmc@gmail.com is a FRAUDSTER


Did you buy correct score prediction from him or her? grin

Anyway sha, I hope you've finally learnt your lessons

If correct scores dey work like that eh, you never ask yourself why all the sports bettìng sites in the world never

Besides, in the business of sports bettìng, it's either you win or you lose.

Sorry for your loss, though
Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by omooba969(m): 3:16pm On May 08, 2017
4rty:
common among we girls

...'us girls.

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Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by cutedharmee: 3:18pm On May 08, 2017
True talk grin. This topic makes me remember my enemy like friend. Unknowingly she had interest in ma fiance, tells him tantrums bout me and tell him nt to let me know she said so. The lady show me shege undecided undecided undecided
Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by papoose321: 3:19pm On May 08, 2017
Chai na all dis things my friend Nnamdi de do me as I stop to de give m money...
Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by Nobody: 3:37pm On May 08, 2017
A friend may not be fake.He may just be a wrong one.There are different kinds of friends.The reasons for friendship matters alot.
I havent rushed into friendship because i haven't found a "Real" friend.Also birds of the same feather flock together.
Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by roik: 3:39pm On May 08, 2017
cool story brah!

Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by Ay04z(m): 3:39pm On May 08, 2017
the truth is ..some friends are like family...wen u find dem hold dem tight...
Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by omoseth(m): 3:42pm On May 08, 2017
CokersClub:
Would you shake this girl after seeing this?.





u nor dey scratch yansh? Besides,how're you so sure the babe you just shaked nor jst scratch finish?

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Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by Erums(m): 3:42pm On May 08, 2017
i think this write up make alot of sense.....keep ur friends close and ur frenemies closer
Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by eezeribe(m): 3:43pm On May 08, 2017
SalamRushdie:
There is mothing like a friend ..we only have companions of common interest for every season of our lives ..I never consider anyone a friend because as a teenI learnt early that word was farce

God bless you

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Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by Nobody: 3:54pm On May 08, 2017
SalamRushdie:
There is nothing like a friend ..we only have companions of common interest for every season of our lives ..I never consider anyone a friend because as a teen I learnt early that word was a farce
abi o, they are just a companion of the moment.

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Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by Tedassie(m): 3:56pm On May 08, 2017
Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by Tedassie(m): 3:58pm On May 08, 2017
cutedharmee:
True talk grin. This topic makes me remember my enemy like friend. Unknowingly she had interest in ma fiance, tells him tantrums bout me and tell him nt to let me know she said so. The lady show me shege undecided undecided undecided
cry
Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by Nobody: 4:01pm On May 08, 2017
PrettyHausaGirl:
Hello
u this girl if i handle u, you shout allah.
Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by Victor08032(m): 4:03pm On May 08, 2017
fake grin gringrin

Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by dy27(m): 4:14pm On May 08, 2017
Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by Philinho(m): 4:55pm On May 08, 2017
[quote author=CokersClub post=56323564]Would you shake this girl after seeing this?.[/quot
you'll not shake her but you can give a head abi?
Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by Nobody: 5:15pm On May 08, 2017
Hmm. . .
Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by Typicalguy(m): 5:23pm On May 08, 2017
metrosexual:
For guys, here are some "Bro Codes" that define true friendship:

- Bros before hoes – A ‘hoe’ is defined as any woman that is not your wife or any other direct family.

- Whether a Bro is into sports or not, a Bro picks a team and supports them until his dying breath.

- If a bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when fully grown.


- A bro is always allowed to do something stupid as long as his bro’s are doing it as well.

- If his girlfriend asks you about where he is, you know nothing – nothing at all. Keep his whereabouts to yourself, hang up and warn him.

- If a bro is unable to pitch in money for beer,
other bros shall cover him. He shall not be deprived of the holy potion.

- A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks among
Bros

- A Bro ALWAYS enhances another Bro’s job description when introducing him.

- If two Bros get into a heated argument over something and one says something out of line, the other shall not expect him to take it back or apologize, that’s what women do.

- A bro never sends a birthday card to another bro.

- A Bro shows up at another Bro’s party with at least one more unit of alcohol than he plans to drink.

- The mum of a Bro is always off-limits.

- If a Bro discovers another Bro has forgotten to sign out of his Facebook/Twitter the Bro will sign out for him, but only after many many humiliating updates.

- A Bro shall not damage another Bros’ chances to score with a chick.

- A Bro is never offended if another Bro fails to return a phone call, text or email in a timely fashion.

- A bro never gives another bro the silent treatment.


- There are four things about your bro that you must respect in all conditions – his house, his parents, his girlfriend and most important of all, his car.

- You just cannot get involved with your bro's mother or sister. It is one of the biggest violations of the bro code. A step mother whom he hates is still okay.

- You will do whatever it takes to make your bro look like a superhero in front of others. If he is bad at a certain sport you're playing, you play weak and save his image.

- When a Bro wants to do something stupid, first you try to talk the Bro out of it. If they still want to do it, you film it.

- A Bro doesn't un-friend his Bro on Facebook.

- A Bro DOES NOT choose his own nickname. A nickname is bestowed upon you by your fellow bros, either as a punishment or a reward for epic deeds.

- A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you.

- Bros take care of their fellow bros when they have too much to drink.

- A bro never shows or tells a crazy chick where his fellow bro lives or stays, only that bro can subject himself to that grief.

- When a Bro has a kid, his Bros become honorary uncles.

- Bro’s don’t pout for photos.

- When Bro’s hug, they do not close their eyes and/or rest their head on the other bro’s shoulder.

-If you catch your bro’s girl cheating you immediately tell your bro regardless of any possible shitstorm that may arise.

- Bro’s don’t share details about their “little bro” with other bro’s.

- Single Bro’s always try and sit with one seat between them in case any ladies come along that don’t have anywhere to sit.

- A bro cannot give another bro a Teddy bear.

- When playing or responding to a prank, a Bro’s car is off limits.

- At a Bro’s funeral, all other bro’s toast with the deceased’s drink of choice


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bro. I envy ur bro's code of conduct. Spot on...!

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Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by bitcoinvin(m): 5:25pm On May 08, 2017
Always listen to faze song:The Person that knows u,will always betray u.
My best frnd,a brother stole my Laptop..It was funny cos na this Guy me and him dey flex any thing i Hol Bar[MONEY] i even dey lend him and him babe money..Sometimes i cook food for them,till today he never agreed he stole my Lapi...Never know the Reason why did that...
Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by Nobody: 5:51pm On May 08, 2017
A friend can easily get jealous of your achievements, when you share your dreams and aspirations they may commend you but resent and envy secretly, a friend does not have anything to proof he has your trust and confidence, real friends brings out the best in you
Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by xtiandating: 6:06pm On May 08, 2017
The mentioned signs isn't for a fake friend but an enemy. I expected to see signs like selfishness, cunning, secretive, extremely jealous, etc.
Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by LOVEGINO(m): 6:58pm On May 08, 2017
CokersClub:
Would you shake this girl after seeing this?.
swear say u never lick clint b4
Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by Titilayooni(f): 7:41pm On May 08, 2017
4rty:
common among we girls
like you knw..They want to knw everything that happens in ur life,try to embarrass u anywhere,awon snitch...i used to have them as friends but now am a one-man-mopol.....
Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by toprealman: 7:50pm On May 08, 2017
Emmey67:
Softboiy is a SCAMMER

softboiy is a THIEF

softboiy is a FRAUDSTER
OJOGAN THEODORE is a SCAMMER

OJOGAN THEODORE is a THIEF

OJOGAN THEODORE is a FRAUDSTER
GTB Account number 0123742837 is a SCAMMER

GTB Account number 0123742837 is a THIEF

GTB Account number 0123742837 is a FRAUDSTER
Phone number 08112976890 is a SCAMMER

phone number 08112976890 is a THIEF

phone number 08112976890 is a FRAUDSTER
PayPal email Supersportbbmc@gmail.com is a SCAMMMER

Supersportbbmc@gmail.com is a THIEF

Supersportbbmc@gmail.com is a FRAUDSTER


Lucky Ben Murrey
Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by coputa(m): 8:42pm On May 08, 2017
All the signs enumerated above are that of a true friends
Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by naijajobx: 9:23pm On May 08, 2017
now I know I have no friend
Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by Nobody: 10:11pm On May 08, 2017
LOVEGINO:
swear say u never lick clint b4
cheesy
Re: 5 Signs Of A Fake Friend by Boyooosa(m): 3:48am On May 09, 2017
5 IN 1, NICE THO

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