Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,161,945 members, 7,848,827 topics. Date: Monday, 03 June 2024 at 10:46 AM

Wife - Dating And Meet-up Zone - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / Dating And Meet-up Zone / Wife (1461 Views)

(2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (Reply) (Go Down)

Wife by fecon: 7:43pm On Jan 09, 2010
i are Luke for a wife to marry
Re: Wife by mamagee3(f): 7:53pm On Jan 09, 2010
What is this? angry
Re: Wife by Nobody: 7:56pm On Jan 09, 2010
first look for someone to teach you English
Re: Wife by Jcob(m): 8:18pm On Jan 09, 2010
You can marry mamagee
Re: Wife by freecocoa(f): 8:38pm On Jan 09, 2010
U re luke 4 a wife to marry?came i will given u my grandmoda,she wil being a guds wife 4 u to marrieded.
Re: Wife by jenibayo(f): 8:41pm On Jan 09, 2010
poster ur english don kill me.
Re: Wife by Abekeade08(f): 8:45pm On Jan 09, 2010
How you wan  take toast babe wit this kin engrrishh sef?
Make you go your virrage go find your equal for there. ok
Re: Wife by omega25red(m): 8:47pm On Jan 09, 2010
funny post your english and grammar needs work or else you will never find a wife online lol
Re: Wife by jenibayo(f): 8:48pm On Jan 09, 2010
My gamama still cool, abag come her. She can even speak english more than u.
Re: Wife by jenibayo(f): 8:49pm On Jan 09, 2010
Poster don run abi na wetin.
Re: Wife by Jcob(m): 8:51pm On Jan 09, 2010
^, wil u mari him ?
Re: Wife by hbabe(f): 8:56pm On Jan 09, 2010
Na wa o! Is your name Luke? Too many typo in that short sentence, chatting with you online will be harzardious. Try phone chat, lets hope you speak better than you type. Good luck with your search!
Re: Wife by tngtech(m): 9:06pm On Jan 09, 2010
@poster

you have a long way to go
Re: Wife by jenibayo(f): 2:09am On Jan 10, 2010
tngtech:

@poster

you have a long way to go

De road still long.
Re: Wife by elecktra(f): 2:18am On Jan 10, 2010
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

dude is this s'posed to be a line from a joke ??
Re: Wife by jenibayo(f): 2:19am On Jan 10, 2010
cant stop laughing
Re: Wife by omodoagba(m): 2:31am On Jan 10, 2010
how are you doing jenibayo?do you have yahoo messenger?i will love to know you more better if you dont mind.
Re: Wife by elecktra(f): 2:37am On Jan 10, 2010
omodoagba:

how are you doing jenibayo?do you have yahoo messenger?i will love to know you more better if you dont mind.

hmm bad sharp omodoagba you are luke for a wife to marry grin grin
Re: Wife by Abekeade08(f): 3:00am On Jan 10, 2010
hmm bad sharp omodoagba you are luke for a wife to marry


Laugh wan kill me die oh.
Re: Wife by jenibayo(f): 10:38am On Jan 10, 2010
elecktra:

hmm bad sharp omodoagba you are luke for a wife to marry grin grin

Abag no use laugh take kill oooooooo.
Re: Wife by Gabry(f): 10:44am On Jan 10, 2010
fecon:

i are Luke for a wife to marry

mama-gee:

What is this? angry

Jcob:

You can marry mamagee

freecocoa:

U re luke 4 a wife to marry?came i will given u my grandmoda,she wil being a guds wife 4 u to marrieded.

elecktra:

hmm bad sharp omodoagba you are luke for a wife to marry grin grin

ROTFLMAO! LMAO! LOL! grin  grin  grin
Re: Wife by waleski(m): 11:04am On Jan 10, 2010
Jcob:

You can marry mamagee
seconded grin grin grin grin. illiterate somebody reminds me of one fool like dat that had a similar thread dat guy has not entered nairaland since he was tongue lashed
Re: Wife by detopshot(m): 2:16pm On Jan 10, 2010
@Poster: u are look for a wife? ur wife are dey vilesh. o boy! see pinglish na. LWKMD
Re: Wife by tammyswits(f): 2:22pm On Jan 10, 2010
Buahahahahahahahaha,
Re: Wife by Bokoharam: 2:54pm On Jan 10, 2010
Guys,

I think d wrong English is the 'pun' the poster wants to display. He probably wants this controversy to become the sweetest part of the post.


omodoagba:

how are you doing jenibayo?do you have yahoo messenger?i will love to know you more better if you dont mind.


Meanwhile, LUKE the culprit HEAR who MUST TO mally flom Naila-Rand: Omodoagba!
Re: Wife by koolchicco: 4:29pm On Jan 10, 2010
Bokoharam:


Meanwhile, LUKE the culprit HEAR who MUST TO mally flom Naila-Rand: Omodoagba!


LWKMD  grin grin grin grin

detopshot:

@Poster: u are look for a wife? your wife are dey vilesh. o boy! see pinglish na. LWKMD

LMAO. Indeed, 'He WiFe is dey Villesh'. grin grin grin
Re: Wife by prettytee1: 8:44pm On Jan 10, 2010
i cant just stop laughing, wife indeed smiley
Re: Wife by kabna(m): 2:26am On Jan 11, 2010
fecon:

i are Luke for a wife to marry

This is very hilarious but come to think of it I think he is quite funny.

Ladies give him a chance u know such humour will enhance ur sex life.

The best reply has got to be mama-gee

mama-gee:

What is this? angry
Re: Wife by elecktra(f): 3:06am On Jan 11, 2010
me o i are luke for a husband to marry wink wink fekky baby lets run things jare kiss kiss kiss kiss

N/landers please left us alones o if youse cannot joins us then gerrout afteralls engrishh is not our mora tongue grin grin
Re: Wife by Bokoharam: 8:18am On Jan 11, 2010
elecktra:

me o i are luke for a husband to marry wink wink fekky baby lets run things jare kiss kiss kiss kiss

N/landers please left us alones o if youse cannot joins us then gerrout afteralls engrishh is not our mora tongue grin grin


I think we've got to the end of this hilarious post. The 'PRIDE' is finary hear. So, what NL has joined together, let no man put assunder

ELECKTRA weds FECON, and so shall it be!!!! Somebody shout Alleluia!


Pls, bring your wedding gifts.

Any objection?
Re: Wife by johnnygan(m): 8:30am On Jan 11, 2010
@poster nor worry. Any lady that replies negatively to your post is obviously trippin, I hope say you understand my english sha?
Re: Wife by Mannylex(m): 9:05am On Jan 11, 2010
@poster, for the fact that u're a nairalander, i'll like to help u out, with ur use of english, cos that alone could make a lady run a thousand miles away from u, so i'll recommend this books for u;
Effective writing (Author -Ebele Eko)
Intensive English (Authors Benson O. Oluikpe, Thelma Y. Obah, Margaret K. Okole)
Catch - Up English Language (Authors C. Ukwuegbu, A. U. Idris, O. Okoro)
English project (N. J. H. Grant, D. Jowitt, S. Nnamonu)
Countdown to English Language (Authors O. Ogusanwo, A. B. C. Duruaku, J. Ezechukwu)
Common Errors in English
Fundamental formulaes in English. After u've gone thru those books, start ur quest again, if u need my assistance, I could help u out.

(1) (2) (Reply)

Jbx And Iyatrustee,new Year Bash. / I Cant Believe Ive Fall For Missclasssy / Hookup For Marriage Platform

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 27
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.