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hh by Nobody: 11:09am On May 18, 2017
kiss

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Re: hh by Nobody: 11:09am On May 18, 2017
So you spread out your legs like Nigeria airways plane for two hours of your life? And come here to complain....is it my deek?

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Re: hh by Nobody: 11:11am On May 18, 2017
Good way to advertise, tuale!!

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Re: hh by ndujekwu(m): 11:13am On May 18, 2017
Yes u can, and you will. Get more rest, eat good food and take some pain pills if possible. You would be fineeeee

Next time, don't dare all men grin grin grin
Re: hh by cosby02(m): 11:26am On May 18, 2017
Taught i was going to see your pics in action.

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Re: hh by brandydaniells(m): 11:27am On May 18, 2017
nicest way to advertise d samsu bullshit oil

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Re: hh by Teewhydalegend: 11:32am On May 18, 2017
anwulica:
Guys this no joke!

My new boy friend Babatunde has killed me cry shocked

Simply because I called him a 10minutes man last week, I didn't know he was offended cry

I innocently came to his house at Lekki Phase 1 around 9pm last night only to find him reading a small leaflet like he was preparing for JAMB! I didn't know what he was up to

Around 10pm after we shared a bottles of Red Wine we started kissing soon he excused himself and went to the bathroom (In my mind I thought this man don start again sad)

He then returned back rubbing his stiff pen*is like he was moulding semo grin

Soon we connected and I immediately felt he was a DIFFERENT GUY!

After 10mins action (No sign of slowing down)!!!

After 30mins (No sign of slowing down)!!!

After 1hour (My centre of gravity was fully overcome)!!!

After 1hour, 30mins (I fainted briefly and woke after 5mins to find Babatunde still pounding and sweating like a he-goat)!!!

At 2hours on the spot my legs started feeling numb and my waist felt lighter cry That was when I knew something had gone wrong)!!! That was when Babatunde climaxed shocked

I slept off immediately ONLY to wake up this morning at 10am (I have missed work) and I couldn't move my feet cry cry cry cry

Please advice Romancelanders, will I be able to use my legs again after this gruesome 2 straight hours?!
How did you know you fainted for 5 minutes Do you have "in built" stopwatch??

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Re: hh by Nbote(m): 11:35am On May 18, 2017
We know she's a he advertising d oil but continue.....

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Re: hh by demo4ril97(m): 12:00pm On May 18, 2017
You need to seek advice on marketing, Samsu oil kor Toshi oil ni grin

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Re: hh by Nobody: 12:19pm On May 18, 2017
You asked for it deal with it.
Re: hh by Nobody: 3:16pm On May 18, 2017
Place your order for your bottle to be delivered via DHL or Agofure Parcel Services discreetly in 2days! kiss

Distributors needed nationwide grin
Re: hh by Nobody: 3:17pm On May 18, 2017
anwulica:
Place your order for your bottle to be delivered via DHL or Agofure Parcel Services discreetly in 2days! kiss

Distributors needed nationwide grin

Even though you f*ck every night, one tiny bottle will last you for up to 6months!

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Re: hh by piusadamawa(m): 4:51pm On May 18, 2017
lit out ..u de sell samsu oil ......thou i love ur advert

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Re: hh by Cutestud(m): 5:34pm On May 18, 2017
Teewhydalegend:

How did you know you fainted for 5 minutes Do you have "in built" stopwatch??
kikikikikiki
I tire o
Re: hh by bobowaja(m): 5:59pm On May 18, 2017
Brother or maybe you are a sister, just market your oil na instead of giving us this story.

Good adverts tho grin grin
Re: hh by AceDomino(m): 6:14pm On May 18, 2017
This one life don baje oooo
Re: hh by FromZeroToHero(m): 6:30pm On May 18, 2017
6. Don't post adverts or affiliate links outside the areas where adverts are explicitly allowed.
Re: hh by samyfreshsmooth(m): 6:37pm On May 18, 2017
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Re: hh by Olivers(m): 9:14pm On May 18, 2017
In short Na Samsu yu come advertise. Ok we don get.
Re: hh by Nobody: 9:17pm On May 18, 2017
modelmike7:
Good way to advertise, tuale!!
i tell you, the op na one good marketer. See concept.
Re: hh by mcevans1(m): 10:48pm On May 18, 2017
Samsu ko, Samsung ni
Re: hh by D2DK(m): 10:51pm On May 18, 2017
So how much samso oil pay you for this advert now?

Re: hh by Princeboca12(m): 11:04pm On May 18, 2017
anwulica:
Guys this no joke!

My new boy friend Babatunde has killed me cry shocked

Simply because I called him a 10minutes man last week, I didn't know he was offended cry

I innocently came to his house at Lekki Phase 1 around 9pm last night only to find him reading a small leaflet like he was preparing for JAMB! I didn't know what he was up to

Around 10pm after we shared a bottles of Red Wine we started kissing soon he excused himself and went to the bathroom (In my mind I thought this man don start again sad)

He then returned back rubbing his stiff pen*is like he was moulding semo grin

Soon we connected and I immediately felt he was a DIFFERENT GUY!

After 10mins action (No sign of slowing down)!!!

After 30mins (No sign of slowing down)!!!

After 1hour (My centre of gravity was fully overcome)!!!

After 1hour, 30mins (I fainted briefly and woke after 5mins to find Babatunde still pounding and sweating like a he-goat)!!!

At 2hours on the spot my legs started feeling numb and my waist felt lighter cry That was when I knew something had gone wrong)!!! That was when Babatunde climaxed shocked

I slept off immediately ONLY to wake up this morning at 10am (I have missed work) and I couldn't move my feet cry cry cry cry

Please advice Romancelanders, will I be able to use my legs again after this gruesome 2 straight hours?!

Your advertisement is reall poor

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Re: hh by nenergy(m): 11:26pm On May 18, 2017
I know many guys will rush to find the oil. Sex is not a career, if you are 2 minutes man work on your diet, exercise and do kegel. STOP swallowing pills and rubbing stuff on your pennis or one day it will fall of grin

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Re: hh by nenergy(m): 11:29pm On May 18, 2017
Princeboca12:


Your advertisement is reall poor
.You're right. but it seems to be working. As a customer asked me to order one for him earlier this day. I can't ask him how he heard of it.
Re: hh by TrapHedges(m): 11:30pm On May 18, 2017
Lols
Re: hh by CocoMilian(f): 2:13am On May 19, 2017
nenergy:
I know many guys will rush to find the oil. Sex is not a career, if you are 2 minutes man work on your diet, exercise and do kegel. STOP swallowing pulls and rubbing stuff on your pennis or one day it will fall of grin

Or even die from have an erect penis too long... grin

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Re: hh by Princeboca12(m): 3:17am On May 19, 2017
nenergy:
.You're right. but it seems to be working. As a customer asked me to order one for him earlier this day. I can't ask him how he heard of it.

okies
Re: hh by Wolfbrother(m): 10:49am On May 19, 2017
nonsense
Re: hh by Nobody: 11:55am On May 19, 2017
Nigerian's abroad are cravin for ds oil....does it work n who has tried it?
Re: hh by atilla(m): 1:00pm On May 19, 2017
U have talent. U should be working In a brands/advertising company
Re: hh by Nobody: 1:00pm On May 19, 2017
anwulica:
Guys this no joke!

My new boy friend Babatunde has killed me cry shocked

Simply because I called him a 10minutes man last week, I didn't know he was offended cry

I innocently came to his house at Lekki Phase 1 around 9pm last night only to find him reading a small leaflet like he was preparing for JAMB! I didn't know what he was up to

Around 10pm after we shared a bottles of Red Wine we started kissing soon he excused himself and went to the bathroom (In my mind I thought this man don start again sad)

He then returned back rubbing his stiff pen*is like he was moulding semo grin

Soon we connected and I immediately felt he was a DIFFERENT GUY!

After 10mins action (No sign of slowing down)!!!

After 30mins (No sign of slowing down)!!!

After 1hour (My centre of gravity was fully overcome)!!!

After 1hour, 30mins (I fainted briefly and woke after 5mins to find Babatunde still pounding and sweating like a he-goat)!!!

At 2hours on the spot my legs started feeling numb and my waist felt lighter cry That was when I knew something had gone wrong)!!! That was when Babatunde climaxed shocked

I slept off immediately ONLY to wake up this morning at 10am (I have missed work) and I couldn't move my feet cry cry cry cry

Please advice Romancelanders, will I be able to use my legs again after this gruesome 2 straight hours?!
Well, I like the strategy u employed for your advert just remember to rate it 18 when you're doing the video version

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