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Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by gilloway(m): 7:45pm On May 21, 2017
I've read a number of stories about how atheism is seen as "cool" by many young people, especially among college age youths. That's funny to me because I couldn't think of anything less cool than becoming an atheist. So, just in case any young people are reading, here are eight reasons that atheism is the in-coolest choice ever.

cool Religious people live longer, happier lives, according to numerous scientific studies. I know you atheist types are all about the SCEIENCE even though you pretty much get all your scientific information from Huffington's Post articles with clickbait headlines like "Watch Bill Nye completely own a Creationist!" or "How Rolling Your Eyes is the Greatest Debate Tactic Against Christians!" (Rule of thumb: if the article you're reading contains exclamation points, it's probably not a respected scientific publication.) But I guess because you're an atheist who will live a shorter life maybe you don't have time to read actual scientific journals. I mean, something's gotta' be cut out, right?

But on top of shorter lives, studies indicate you'll be more miserable too. So while your life won't be longer, it might just feel that way.

7) Michelangelo and Bach (look 'em up kids!) were indisputably awesome Christian artists. But hey, atheists have the kid who plays Harry Potter. Do you really don't want to be a part of any group that includes the actor formerly known as Harry Potter. Or maybe you do because that's how uncool you actually are.

Re: Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by gilloway(m): 7:46pm On May 21, 2017
Michel Angelo was never Photographed like this, Never grin

Re: Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by gilloway(m): 7:48pm On May 21, 2017
6) Typical Atheist gathering:

Re: Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by gilloway(m): 7:49pm On May 21, 2017
World Youth Day:

Re: Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by gilloway(m): 7:49pm On May 21, 2017
See the difference?

5) Most of your big time mass killers of the 20th century were atheists. I'm talking Stalin, Mao, and Che among others. These guys had the kind of body counts that there weren't enough body bags for so bulldozers needed to be employed. And nothing says uncool like being a mass killer of the innocent.
Re: Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by gilloway(m): 7:51pm On May 21, 2017
4) This is an extreme Christian.

Re: Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by gilloway(m): 7:53pm On May 21, 2017
4) This is an extreme Atheist

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Re: Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by gilloway(m): 7:57pm On May 21, 2017
See the difference?

3) As a Christian, my girlfriend looks at me like I'm a gift from God. Seriously, to her that's what I am. Your atheist girlfriend (should you ever get one after you move out of your Father's house) will see you as a gel-haired accident in skinny jeans on a lonely rock orbiting a meaningless sun in a mistake of a universe. See the difference? It's kind of a big one.

2) Many of your University professors agree with your atheist beliefs. How's that for the uncoolest choice ever? Hey, look at you siding with all the gray-haired tweedy authoritarian types at your school. Note: If your best friend in the University is the "Diversity Awareness Coordinator" you're colleging wrong. And if you think your professors are cool, I think they call that being a brown-noser. And brown-nosers are even less cool than gender studies majors.

Y'know when the whole 60's thing happened, young people would say not to trust anyone over 40. But now, you guys go off to the University wanting nothing more than to adopt the beliefs of your old boring professors. What could be less cool than wanting to be like your teacher? (Except if your teacher is Kim Kardashian Then it's ok.) wink

1) Atheists have less children and that probably means...well you probably know what that means grin since you're all about SCIENCE! Once again, to sum up, you'll be miserable, have a shorter life, and quite likely less sex than your religious counterparts. And you thought atheism was cool? Reconsider and repent ye' fools. Jesus said he is the way, the truth, and the life. Left unsaid, is that He's totally cooler than Adolf Hitler

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Re: Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by Nobody: 8:01pm On May 21, 2017
grin kwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa. I have seen the proof

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Re: Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by AccidentalGenius: 8:10pm On May 21, 2017
I live in a country in which people are okay with seeing children called witches and abandoned on the streets or worse killed; but any form or mention of atheism is met with frown, disapproval, hate and confusion. *SPITS*

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Re: Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by gilloway(m): 8:51pm On May 21, 2017
AccidentalGenius:
I live in a country in which people are okay with seeing children called witches and abandoned on the streets or worse killed; but any form or mention of atheism is met with frown, disapproval, hate and confusion. *SPITS*

"Frown, Disapproval, Hate and Confusion" are not expressed in any way on this post, your opinion is just typical to Atheists always bringing up issues that we all know exist but doesn't justify anything.

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Re: Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by AccidentalGenius: 8:55pm On May 21, 2017
gilloway:


"Frown, Disapproval, Hate and Confusion" are not expressed in any way on this post, your opinion is just typical to Atheists always bringing up issues that we all know exist but doesn't justify anything.
well then, i guess this post expresses how much you "Approve" of atheism. Typical of a christian to bring up threads daily expressing his "Approval" of atheism!

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Re: Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by gilloway(m): 9:01pm On May 21, 2017
AccidentalGenius:
well then, i guess this post expresses how much you "Approve" of atheism.

That's​ my opinion of Atheism, the least you could do is tell me why it's cool to you instead of guessing what I mean undecided

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Re: Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by obinna58(m): 9:05pm On May 21, 2017
U av thrashed atheism
Cool nigga be feeling like boss cheesy
U are soo intelligent

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Re: Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by frank317: 9:19pm On May 21, 2017
Why do I have a feeling that the poster will go to hell?

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Re: Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by CoolUsername: 9:27pm On May 21, 2017
frank317:
Why do I have a feeling that the poster will go to hell?

Maybe because he lied that Hitler was an atheist.

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Re: Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by Akiintom: 9:33pm On May 21, 2017
OP,

You're very in order!

Atheism is the most irritating position amongst the christards, who have found Christianity, as a convenient superstition, to replace the superstitions of its host culture.

The gods of your people, are just LTAO!

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Re: Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by felixomor: 9:45pm On May 21, 2017
Akiintom:
OP,

You're very in order!

Atheism is the most irritating position amongst the christards, who have found Christianity, as a convenient superstition, to replace the superstitions of its host culture.

The gods of you're people, are just LMAO!

Is that why atheist are mass killers and murderers?

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Re: Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by AccidentalGenius: 9:51pm On May 21, 2017
felixomor:

Is that why CHRISTIANS are mass killers and murderers?

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Re: Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by felixomor: 10:00pm On May 21, 2017
AccidentalGenius:

You had to edit my conversation, to prove a point i left out.
Most serial liars and killers are also atheists.... undecided
You just proved u r a liar too.

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Re: Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by Edenoscar(m): 10:08pm On May 21, 2017
felixomor:

You had to edit my conversation, to prove a point i left out. Most serial liars and killers are also atheists.... undecided You just proved u r a liar too.
How many prisoners in Nigeria are atheist

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Re: Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by felixomor: 10:09pm On May 21, 2017
Edenoscar:

How many prisoners in Nigeria are atheist

Do u have statistics of nigerian prisons?
Re: Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by Pastafarian: 10:13pm On May 21, 2017
there are less atheists in US prisons in terms of percentage than in the general population

there are more Christians in US prisons in terms of percentage than in the general population

it gets worse if you extend it to general theism

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Re: Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by Edenoscar(m): 10:15pm On May 21, 2017
felixomor:

Do u have statistics of nigerian prisons?
OK lets do the usa
How many atheists prisoners are in the usa
Re: Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by felixomor: 10:25pm On May 21, 2017
Edenoscar:

OK lets do the usa

How many atheists prisoners are in the usa

Currently, no stats on that as well on American prisons...

Next

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Re: Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by Edenoscar(m): 10:31pm On May 21, 2017
felixomor:

Currently, no stats on that as well on American prisons...
Next
so where did you get your stat that "MOST SERIAL LIARS AND KILLERS ARE ATHEIST"

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Re: Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by KingEbukasBlog(m): 10:33pm On May 21, 2017
Pastafarian:
there are less atheists in US prisons in terms of percentage than in the general population

there are more Christians in US prisons in terms of percentage than in the general population

it gets worse if you extend it to general theism

Christians who do prison visitations/evangelism can go to proselytize the atheists in prison . And the atheists will then identify as Christians . The obstinate ones still remain atheists .

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Re: Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by Pastafarian: 10:34pm On May 21, 2017
CoolUsername:


Maybe because he lied that Hitler was an atheist.

this deluded atheist wants to deny Hitler

Hitler was a Christian my foot! lies from the pit of atheism

his birthday was celebrated every year by the Catholic church while he was alive; only an atheist would be celebrated like that

He closed down the "Freethinker's club" which was a meeting place for non theists especially atheists to meet and used the hall to advice people on "church matters" instead; he did exactly what an atheist would do

he insisted Christianity be taught in schools, this proves his atheism beyond reasonable doubt

his armies wore a belt buckle that read Gott Mit Uns" which is translated as "God with us", just what an atheist would do

he made sure his soldiers are sprinkled with holy water and listen to a sermon by a Catholic priest before going on duty, another sign of an atheist

He ran a programme called "SS Reich" in which spies are to report heresy against the Catholic church and such heretics are prosecuted; atheistic signs

and there many more atheistic things about Hitler

stop lying bro, Hitler was definitely an atheist

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Re: Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by Pastafarian: 10:35pm On May 21, 2017
KingEbukasBlog:


Christians who do prison visitations/evangelism can go to proselytize the atheists in prison . And the atheists will then identify as Christians . The obstinate ones still remain atheists .
this is pure conjecture with nothing backing it up

I gave facts that can be proven, unless you've got numbers you can keep preaching to the choir

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Re: Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by felixomor: 10:52pm On May 21, 2017
Edenoscar:

so where did you get your stat that "MOST SERIAL LIARS AND KILLERS ARE ATHEIST"

From the percentages of convictions in the past.

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Re: Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by KingEbukasBlog(m): 10:57pm On May 21, 2017
Pastafarian:

this is pure conjecture with nothing backing it up

I gave facts that can be proven, unless you've got numbers you can keep preaching to the choir

Its not a surmise . This has been discussed before on this forum . Christians are known for preaching the gospel even in prisons . Aren't they ? And there are always converts because most of them give testimonies of becoming Christians in prison . Haven't they ?

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Re: Atheism Is The Uncoolest Choice Ever, And I Can Prove It by KingEbukasBlog(m): 10:59pm On May 21, 2017
CoolUsername:


Maybe because he lied that Hitler was an atheist.

Hitler was an atheist .

Does a handshake with a Christian automatically make someone a Christian ? Absurdities are possible in the world of an atheist , so that could be true to him .

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