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The Attributes This Man Is Looking For In His Future Wife Will Make You Laugh by zinnywonders(f): 2:38pm On May 24, 2017
Twenty-seven years old Nigerian man, Uchenna Onwuemeli has initiated a search for his future partner via Twitter as he seeks to get married nex year, 2018.
The handsome dude broke the internet with a list the requirements of what he wants from his future wife ranging from cooking skills, education, character, finances and body structure.
He has been urged by social media users to buy some clay and mould his future wife as the stringent conditions he is seeking for can't be met.

Re: The Attributes This Man Is Looking For In His Future Wife Will Make You Laugh by zinnywonders(f): 2:40pm On May 24, 2017
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Re: The Attributes This Man Is Looking For In His Future Wife Will Make You Laugh by Joshkid(m): 2:41pm On May 24, 2017
Mission Impossible!!!

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Re: The Attributes This Man Is Looking For In His Future Wife Will Make You Laugh by zinnywonders(f): 2:43pm On May 24, 2017
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Re: The Attributes This Man Is Looking For In His Future Wife Will Make You Laugh by mikky4764(f): 2:45pm On May 24, 2017
see him head

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Re: The Attributes This Man Is Looking For In His Future Wife Will Make You Laugh by naijamakossa(m): 2:45pm On May 24, 2017
grin
Re: The Attributes This Man Is Looking For In His Future Wife Will Make You Laugh by smardray(m): 2:47pm On May 24, 2017
And now beyonce is married
Re: The Attributes This Man Is Looking For In His Future Wife Will Make You Laugh by LifeIsGuhd(f): 2:48pm On May 24, 2017
Let me write it down
Re: The Attributes This Man Is Looking For In His Future Wife Will Make You Laugh by pussyponder: 3:02pm On May 24, 2017
A single game of 5 odd is available... It 100% sure... No chance to lose... If u can pay 3k after winning.. Then add me on WhatsApp my digit 08185825775.. If u can't pay or stake well pls don't bother to message me.. Cos u will regret it..
Re: The Attributes This Man Is Looking For In His Future Wife Will Make You Laugh by NairalandCS(m): 3:03pm On May 24, 2017
Use condom they won't listen, now look at
Re: The Attributes This Man Is Looking For In His Future Wife Will Make You Laugh by waxxydude: 3:09pm On May 24, 2017
Nigga why not mould this woman. Ehn?
So that you nor go jam the ones wey dey fly for night.
Re: The Attributes This Man Is Looking For In His Future Wife Will Make You Laugh by Lilymax(f): 3:12pm On May 24, 2017
This guy ain't ready to marry yet undecided
Re: The Attributes This Man Is Looking For In His Future Wife Will Make You Laugh by Splinz(m): 3:15pm On May 24, 2017
In Fela's voice: "You go tire... you go quench!" smiley
Re: The Attributes This Man Is Looking For In His Future Wife Will Make You Laugh by TSOM(m): 3:37pm On May 24, 2017
mikky4764:
see him head

Lilymax:
This guy ain't ready to marry yet undecided

Why are you women angry? It's alright for you to crave "Mr. Perfect" who ticks your idealistic requisites for a husband but it's all shades of wrong for us to crave the same? We want "Mrs. Perfect" too. Let's all sail the clouds of our wishful thinking...till reality smacks us in the face.

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Re: The Attributes This Man Is Looking For In His Future Wife Will Make You Laugh by Oyindidi(f): 3:42pm On May 24, 2017
You are not ready to marry
Re: The Attributes This Man Is Looking For In His Future Wife Will Make You Laugh by Lilymax(f): 4:11pm On May 24, 2017
TSOM:




Why are you women angry? It's alright for you to crave "Mr. Perfect" who ticks your idealistic requisites for a husband but it's all shades of wrong for us to crave the same? We want "Mrs. Perfect" too. Let's all sail the clouds of our wishful thinking...till reality smacks us in the face.
Not every woman or girl wants Mr perfect, the smart, realistic and mature ones know there is no perfect man and for this guy to actually expect a perfect woman just shows that he ain't ready to marry, period.
Oh and, I'm not angry, why would I be?
Re: The Attributes This Man Is Looking For In His Future Wife Will Make You Laugh by TSOM(m): 4:46pm On May 24, 2017
Lilymax:

Not every woman or girl wants Mr perfect, the smart, realistic and mature ones know there is no perfect man and for this guy to actually expect a perfect woman just shows that he ain't ready to marry, period.
Of course, there are exceptions to such seemingly sweeping generalizations but on the average, female cravings are the same. TDHR, rings a bell? Tall, dark, handsome, rich? Caring, attentive, god-fearing, shower the female with attention, faithful, supports her even when she errs, not hit back at her even when she assaults him? Certainly, you all crave all of the afore-mentioned traits in a man.
Oh and, I'm not angry, why would I be?
Maybe you aren't angry, maybe you're just pissed off. Pissed off by the fact that men seem to always list chastity as a requisite for taking a female to the alter or very low body count - a requirement the average female falls short of meeting. So you hit back at such men who dare crave it - "He's not ready for marriage!", you all retort. smiley
Re: The Attributes This Man Is Looking For In His Future Wife Will Make You Laugh by Nobody: 4:52pm On May 24, 2017
The issue is not him getting such a wife, but if such a woman would be able to settle for someone like him. What are his specs.
Re: The Attributes This Man Is Looking For In His Future Wife Will Make You Laugh by Lagbaja01(m): 5:16pm On May 24, 2017
i know why you no qualify but you can trust me I wont tell anybody wink grin
mikky4764:
see him head
Re: The Attributes This Man Is Looking For In His Future Wife Will Make You Laugh by Nobody: 5:35pm On May 24, 2017
watch how ladies without these qualities will come bashing grin
Re: The Attributes This Man Is Looking For In His Future Wife Will Make You Laugh by KennyID17(m): 6:20pm On May 24, 2017
NairalandCS:
Use condom they won't listen, now look at

grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy

Re: The Attributes This Man Is Looking For In His Future Wife Will Make You Laugh by mikky4764(f): 6:24pm On May 24, 2017
Lagbaja01:
i know why you no qualify but you can trust me I wont tell anybody wink grin

pls don't tell anybody as u promised, im not qualify cos he is not my type. grin cheesy
Re: The Attributes This Man Is Looking For In His Future Wife Will Make You Laugh by Roysnickz: 6:24pm On May 24, 2017
Bros abeg no go too far... Use clay and mold her yourself... thank God it's rainy season. Gbam!
Re: The Attributes This Man Is Looking For In His Future Wife Will Make You Laugh by Lilymax(f): 7:33pm On May 24, 2017
TSOM:
Of course, there are exceptions to such seemingly sweeping generalizations but on the average, female cravings are the same. TDHR, rings a bell? Tall, dark, handsome, rich? Caring, attentive, god-fearing, shower the female with attention, faithful, supports her even when she errs, not hit back at her even when she assaults him? Certainly, you all crave all of the afore-mentioned traits in a man.

Maybe you aren't angry, maybe you're just pissed off. Pissed off by the fact that men seem to always list chastity as a requisite for taking a female to the alter or very low body count - a requirement the average female falls short of meeting. So you hit back at such men who dare crave it - "He's not ready for marriage!", you all retort. smiley

First of all, I tried to read everything u wrote, but I failed to, its too damn long. undecided

But I picked some stuff out
- On the issue of girls craving a TDH guy, I don't belong in that category. I don't have a physical requirement for him.
- also, if a guys requires chastity as a requirement, I'm OK with it, but that guy listed a ton of things and let's be real here, no woman can have all those qualities and abilities, most, maybe but cmon all of it??

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