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7 Automobiles That Act As 'evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Rapmoney(m): 10:45am On May 25, 2017
It is no longer news that many young Nigerian ladies love flashy cars and are readily available to date whoever that drives such cars, irrespective of looks and character. Even if the guy looks like a Greek monster, Ujevwen juju or Ughelli masquerade, they don't care!!!

My guy, even some little girls in your area can stoop so low to lick the navels of old pot-bellied men, old enough to be their grand father like Tom-Tom all because he drives a posh car.

Below are some cars that possessed many young Nigerian ladies like an evil spirit:

1) AKURA ZDX 2011 MODEL: This is one ride that makes many Nigerian ladies act as if they are possessed. Even some married women are not left out. Na so dem go dey give you eye contact like say you be Trey Songz twin brother! grin The high level of poverty is damn too high in this country!

2) BENZ GLK 350: Oya, the 'I-can-date-a-broke-guy' gang on Nairaland, make una come defend this one. Na social media dat one end, my brother. With a GLK 350 Benz in the cities of Nigeria, you won't have to stress yourself to get down with many of these slay queens that act as if they don't go to the loo to poo! Na dis reason make many yahoo guys dey get down with more girls than you wey carry Aristole and Socrates brain combined together! Abeg, no vex.

3) RANGE ROVER SPORT: Model of the Range no matter, leave am like dat. Some ladies can even date their ancestor as far as he drives one.

4) HONDA ACCORD 2010 MODEL (AKA Evil Spirit): The person that first nicknamed this car 'evil spirit' deserves 5 bottles of cold Heineken. If this car is always dropping your girl after work, you ask and she tells you that he is 'just a friend', please my guy, start shopping for another babe as shock absober to save yourself the pains of the impending final bomb that awaits!

5) TOYATA CAMRY 2010 MODEL (AKA Toyota Spider): The rate of hardship in Naija has made many of our girlfriends to become 'everybody's friends' because of Toyota Spider. Even if your life is characterized by staying for days without any babe 'flashing' your phone, immediately you purchase this ride, that marks the end of your rest from phone calls. Dem go call you pass MTN customer care.

6) LEXUS 350 SUV: With the sleek body this ride possesses, many Nigerian babes don't mind spreading their legs wide open, scattered like the creeks of Calabar just to have a feel of the taste. They know fully well that whoever drives this can take care of their financial issues...di one dia papa no fit take care of.

7) TRUCK/TANKER: Don't just allow the average Naija babe know that you own a petrol tanker or truck...especially, those ones whose eyes shine like halogen lamps! They already know what one of those trucks or tankers is capable of bringing on daily basis grin
Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Rapmoney(m): 10:46am On May 25, 2017
AKURA ZDX 2011 MODEL

Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Rapmoney(m): 10:47am On May 25, 2017
BENZ GLK 350

Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Rapmoney(m): 10:48am On May 25, 2017
RANGE ROVER SPORT

Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Rapmoney(m): 10:50am On May 25, 2017
HONDA ACCORD 2010 MODEL

Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by KvnqPrezo(m): 10:50am On May 25, 2017
grin
Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by GAZZUZZ(m): 11:05am On May 25, 2017
Remove that accord, the guy fit be UBER driver grin

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Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Rapmoney(m): 11:11am On May 25, 2017
GAZZUZZ:
Remove that accord, the guy fit be UBER driver grin
Lol! U re funny grin

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Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by surrogatesng: 11:17am On May 25, 2017
nice
Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Nobody: 12:47pm On May 25, 2017
GAZZUZZ:
Remove that accord, the guy fit be UBER driver grin

Kai
Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by billy187(m): 1:48pm On May 25, 2017
7 year old Toyota Camry? 7 year old Honda Accord? My, that pass mark has come down lowwww grin
Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Nobody: 4:38pm On May 25, 2017
For an average babe to trip for a particular car as described in your post, she must be seeing or hearing about it a lot. They could be expensive, but most times it's about popularity and hype that comes with the car(e.g)Murano, Infiniti(fx35), hummer, baby-boy,EOD, Element, 2.2...etc, of way back.

How can you leave out VENZA!. The kinda babes in your post,don't know the cars you mentioned.
Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by ichommy(m): 4:45pm On May 25, 2017
Rapmoney cheesy grin grin

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