Stella Obasanjo died and went to heaven ...
As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly gates, she saw *_a huge wall of clocks_* behind her.

*She asked*, "What are all those clocks?"
*St Peter answered*,
"Those are *Lie-Clocks*.
_Everyone on earth has a Lie Clock._
*_Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."_*

"Oh," *said Stella*, "whose clock is that?"
*"That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's*. _The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie."_

*"Incredible," said Stella*. "And whose is that one?"
*St Peter responded*, "That's *Nnamdi Azikwe's clock*. _The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life."_

*"Where's my husband, Obasanjo's clock?"* asked Stella.
_"Obasanjo's clock is in Angel Gabriel's office. *He's using it as a ceiling fan, it's rotating with high speed:*_

*What of Lai Mohammed's?*:
_His own clock is being upgraded,
*to be used as a helicopter rotor for its incredible speed!!!*

Lol