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Do You Ow Who I Am?/ Wrong Number by feelgood(m): 1:15pm On Jan 31, 2007 |
Do You Know Who I Am? An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. "Where would you like to sit"? he asked politely. "The front row please." she answered. "You really don't want to do that," the usher said. "The pastor is really boring." "Do you happen to know who I am"? the woman inquired. "No," he said. "I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly. "Do you know who I am"? he asked. "No," she said. "Good," he answered. Wrong Number Jim was just falling off to sleep when his wife nudged him and said the telephone was ringing. "At this hour, it's probably for you," she said, closing her eyes. Jim rolled out of bed and trundled downstairs. When he returned, his wife was asleep. He woke her and said, "Wasn't for me, after all." She crawled out of bed and pulled on a robe and was halfway to the door when he added, "It was a wrong number." |
Re: Do You Ow Who I Am?/ Wrong Number by cuteass1(f): 7:14pm On Jan 31, 2007 |
The first joke was really funny, keep up the good work! |
Re: Do You Ow Who I Am?/ Wrong Number by Beautygyal(f): 8:28pm On Jan 31, 2007 |
lol hahahaha thas funny |
Re: Do You Ow Who I Am?/ Wrong Number by gee2(m): 8:29pm On Jan 31, 2007 |
that usher must be the pastor himself, isn't it? ha, ha [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] |
Re: Do You Ow Who I Am?/ Wrong Number by bluenubian(f): 12:37am On Feb 01, 2007 |
they were both too funny, i like the second one |
Re: Do You Ow Who I Am?/ Wrong Number by layi(m): 12:40am On Feb 01, 2007 |
Not d pastor, he needs to know the pastors mother wont report him to the pastor. second joke wasnt all that, |
Re: Do You Ow Who I Am?/ Wrong Number by lassygirl(f): 9:09am On Feb 01, 2007 |
i think your jokes are funny and i like the second joke. keep on with it.thumbs up |
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