i know dear, ive got too much money

lol i don laff die tire 

D1KeleVra:

Lowest bidder[b] please[/b]. . . let the[b] countdown[/b] auction begin

Better     

Na so we see am ooo

Pharoh, ya name has been in my kiosk for months now o. . .which kind bad-belle name u get sef? Nobody has even asked after it.

Mine is VIP with a dynamic changing price unique for each customers, Abbey wanted but could not meet the obligation na.

See evidence here. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-384232.256.html

Ben, can i buy more than one username/user?

If yes, give me Pharoh

Price: # 1.20k

lbotus:

Ben, can i buy more than one username/user?

If yes, give me Pharoh

Price: # 1.20k

You forget the rule u must fulfill to buy me . . . I have to name the price and condition myself.

Ibotus, seem like you're a philanthropist. You keep bidding at a very high price

oh yes!!

useless stock!

D1KeleVra:

your container shey?

na the container wey studio dey?, cos that guy na bad market

Mumu

Poster above me na maga

Ben what do u mean by Babes are all over me here? U wan break my marriage? I'm giving u 7 days to retract dat statement or we meet in court.

wetin this tatafo dey yarn? Tseeeew!

What's on Sale Today, Fellow Traders?

Ben-10:

wetin this tatafo dey yarn? Tseeeew!

[b]What's on Sale Toda[/b]y, Fellow Traders?

pharoh's dic.k head

Abbey u don spoil finish

The sexuality section is really telling on her. . .Abbey better stay hia and visit there some times.

Studio, what's for sale?

Your ass is for sale and abbey is interested

We don't sell such things in this market, bro.

Ok then do u sell Abbey like she wants to be mine lol

Needs ehmm. . . ehmmm. . .
*scratching head*

Still on stock are the below:

D1keleVra: The name is loved by many. . .has been rechristened into different versions by fellow tatafos e.g dickele male The username made the list of nominees for Jokes section best poster of the year. The signature of the username also made it popular; Oshodi goat, Labrat and all that. . . Bid for this username while stock last.
Price: Not too expensive.

Dani1luv: This user is a moderator, you know what that means bid for this username and work as a moderator at least for once. what are you waiting for? bid while stock last. . .
Price: this user can even be free

Studio43: This user has a 'sweet mouth' the babes are all over him. . .he also made the list of nominees for Jokes best poster of the year. though he got just 7 clicks or thereabout bid for this username now!!
price: The last bidder wins.

Romsky: Female/ male, no one can tell. . .feel like a star with this user. This user won the Jokes section best poster of the year. . .bid for this and wear a crown
Caution: the price for this is neck-breaking o

Sam Milla: This user recently have one of NL's award winner as his lover. . .don't miss this opportunity, guys He's popular and own his own forum. . .password for sale, pls.
Caution: You pay as you use. . .

Newly added to stock:

Seun: If you bid for this username, you'll have the power of the admin over Nairaland. He's popular that anyother user on hia. Bid for the Number one citizen of Nairaland and feel proud when replying.
Price: Dani will tell us

Added to stock also is:

SexyLeamon: This user is being listed on any thread on the romance section as one of Nairaland hotties. bid for this user as it is famous all over NL. The username is so unique and will attract the attention of guys. bid for this user and get a boifriend incase u don't.

Please name the price for sexyleamon, i want to break my account in unity bank for that item.

_{That yeye small bank lol}