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Married Women Attacking Guy On Facebook Because Of DNA Test(full Gist) by Kondomatic(m): 11:13am On Jun 07, 2017
Something funny is happening on Facebook now, there's a campaign by men for all married men to do DNA Test on their kids and here's a full gist of how it all started


There was a Facebook group that was created by one Mr Ben. It was a sex educational group that teaches married people and young men and women how they can enjoy their sexual life in marriage. Users were massive.


Normally guys staying abroad do ask Ben to post certain problems so they can people's opinion on the issue.

Two days ago, a man who stays abroad but his wife stayed in Lagos, wrote to Ben to post on his wall in view of suggestions ABOUT where he can get a good hospital where he could carry out a DNA test for all his kids, citing suspicion on his wife.

Ben posted the message like he usually does.

That's where the trouble started.

He got a threat inbox message from a strange married woman who apparently opened the facebook account just for the purpose of the threat.

She threatened to kidnap Ben and deal with him so much if her husband sees the post and decides to do a DNA test on their kids.

Ben Shared The Threat On His Wall and The Real Fight Started.



After Ben posted her message on his wall, so many guys and good women in holy anger, latched out at her and called her unprintable names and then right there on Ben's wall,
EVERYONE LAUNCHED A CAMPAIGN FOR ALL MARRIED MEN TO GO AND DO A DNA TEST ON ALL THEIR KIDS.


This campaign deeply infuriated almost all the facebook married women who were there reading as the campaign gained momentum.


What did they do?

They invaded Ben's inbox, this time with their real accounts and cursed the hell out of Ben while promising him that THE HIGH NUMBER OF HOMES WHICH THIS NEW CAMPAIGN ARE GOING TO BREAK WILL COME BACK AT HIM.


This Is Not The End.


They started reporting that group to Facebook en mass just to get back at Ben.


They reported and reported and reported the group, until Facebook finally gave in.


Facebook has taken that group down yesterday.



I think it's just right that married take this DNA test of a thing very serious.


So many things are happening in dark places on earth.




Lalasticlala show your readers what really happened.

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Re: Married Women Attacking Guy On Facebook Because Of DNA Test(full Gist) by Huee(f): 11:22am On Jun 07, 2017
grin grin
Karma is a bitch

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Re: Married Women Attacking Guy On Facebook Because Of DNA Test(full Gist) by Kondomatic(m): 11:26am On Jun 07, 2017
Huee:
grin grin Karma is a bitch
I want to be karma's delivery guy.



Lalasticlala gudu money
Re: Married Women Attacking Guy On Facebook Because Of DNA Test(full Gist) by Huee(f): 11:38am On Jun 07, 2017
Kondomatic:
I want to be karma's delivery guy.




Lalasticlala gudu money
I wish you luck
Re: Married Women Attacking Guy On Facebook Because Of DNA Test(full Gist) by Nobody: 12:05pm On Jun 07, 2017
If my husband decides to do a DNA, three things will come to mind.
1) Did I give him any reason to suspect me, I will ask myself and even ask him. If I gave him reasons to suspect me, we will talk it out, but if I am 100% sure I did nothing and he says I did nothing. I will move on to (2).

2)Is he cheating? Cheating men are usually very suspicious of their wives. If you can't trust yourself, how can you trust someone else? Maybe he has impregnated another married woman, thereby seeing how easy it is. So, he wants to transfer his distrust to me.

3)Is it just influence? Like this kinda post? No matter the influence, I haven't had any reason to suspect my husband or follow up his phone like some married women do (that's trust). So, why did he bend to such influence/pressure. That will take us back to (2).

In all, I would do nothing, I will just shake my head at him.
One thing is for sure, things are going to change around the house.

If you want to carry out such test, do it secretly. If the child isn't yours, take it up with her _ if it is, destroy the result and move on. If any wife sees such, especially if she passed, you won't like the effect on your marriage. This is strictly my opinion.

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Re: Married Women Attacking Guy On Facebook Because Of DNA Test(full Gist) by Kondomatic(m): 12:09pm On Jun 07, 2017
PaperLace:
If my husband decides to do a DNA, three things will come to mind.


If you want to carry out such test, do it secretly. If the child isn't yours, take it up with her _ if it is, destroy the result and move on. If any wife sees such, especially if she passed, you won't like the effect on your marriage. This is strictly my opinion.
You've spoken well. Things are likely not going to remain the same after test.

If the kids ain't yours, problem.
If the kids are yours, another problem.


It's better to keep it secret.
Re: Married Women Attacking Guy On Facebook Because Of DNA Test(full Gist) by Kondomatic(m): 12:09pm On Jun 07, 2017
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Re: Married Women Attacking Guy On Facebook Because Of DNA Test(full Gist) by Nobody: 12:50pm On Jun 07, 2017
Kondomatic:
You've spoken well. Things are likely not going to remain the same after test.

If the kids ain't yours, problem.
If the kids are yours, another problem.


It's better to keep it secret.
Since man has learnt to shoot without missing the bird has learned to fly without perching (i.e) They will adopt more clever ways that will make every DNA result turn out in their favour. Not every affair would lead to pregnancy, I want to believe most of the women that kept the child wanted to.

Married women do lots of abortion. Some of them are even on birth control pills, there is also condom.

That said, DNA is targeting only the women _ except they're sleeping with lions, how do we curb adultery as a whole. Or is the idea only to ensure they don't bring back kids? Meaning, they can fu<k around, just don't bring home another man's child cheesy.

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Re: Married Women Attacking Guy On Facebook Because Of DNA Test(full Gist) by IdeyFindWife: 1:12pm On Jun 07, 2017
PaperLace:

Since man has learnt to shoot without missing the bird has learned to fly without perching (i.e) They will adopt more clever ways that will make every DNA result turn out in their favour. Not every affair would lead to pregnancy, I want to believe most of the women that kept the child wanted to.

Married women do lots of abortion. Some of them are even on birth control pills, there is also condom.

That said, DNA is targeting only the women _ except they're sleeping with lions, how do we curb adultery as a whole. Or is the idea only to ensure they don't bring back kids? Meaning, they can fu<k around, just don't bring home another man's child cheesy.

Exactly! Society has a lot of hypocritical stereotypes that get people all knotted up in the end. We grew up with society implying that women were "weaker-vessels" yet society failed to provide structures to shield women nor acknowledged the tremendous emotional and psych-social pressure women come under at various junctures of their lives. And when these women start cracking under the pressure and getting unconventional, we start yelling.

How many men can average, on weekly basis, the number of daily "toasting" attempts that women get? How many women can open up to their men about their boss, neighbour etc eyeing them without inviting suspicions of infidelity from the same man they're trying to take into confidence?

It's crazy really. because, those adulterous women, when they don't get caught, get pregnant, bring home bastards, that's when they're even most dangerous but this Facebook Group women nor try at all. More FB groups are turning up in the news for harboring adulterous delinquents, hope that's not all they go their to do, socialise and screw each other's spouses, yuck tongue!

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Re: Married Women Attacking Guy On Facebook Because Of DNA Test(full Gist) by drnoel: 2:46pm On Jun 07, 2017
PaperLace:
If my husband decides to do a DNA, three things will come to mind.


If you want to carry out such test, do it secretly. If the child isn't yours, take it up with her _ if it is, destroy the result and move on. If any wife sees such, especially if she passed, you won't like the effect on your marriage. This is strictly my opinion.

Don't agree with u. I told my wife and she freaked out so what. If she wants to knock her head out cos.of DNA test then I get suspicious. It's that simple. Couples can talk.anything out if.they understand.themselves regardless of.what happened

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Re: Married Women Attacking Guy On Facebook Because Of DNA Test(full Gist) by Nobody: 3:10pm On Jun 07, 2017
drnoel:


Don't agree with u. I told my wife and she freaked out so what. If she wants to knock her head out cos.of DNA test then I get suspicious. It's that simple. Couples can talk.anything out if.they understand.themselves regardless of.what happened
Your opinion.

IdeyFindWife:


How many men can average, on weekly basis, the number of daily "toasting" attempts that women get? How many women can open up to their men about their boss, neighbour etc eyeing them without inviting suspicions of infidelity from the same man they're trying to take into confidence?
I'll say few. Know your partner and treat accordingly.
Re: Married Women Attacking Guy On Facebook Because Of DNA Test(full Gist) by Berbierklaus(f): 7:03pm On Jun 07, 2017
Huee:
grin grin
Karma is a bitch
Very big fat bitch grin

I even want the DNA tests done,so many of the men will have their own KARMA in form of childlessness at 60-70 years after cheating all their lives and causing their wives pains grin

Chai,this thing sweet me die grin
Hahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: Married Women Attacking Guy On Facebook Because Of DNA Test(full Gist) by keepingmum: 7:06pm On Jun 07, 2017
Fact is a lot of the men chanting in support of running dna tests are not the biological children of their own fathers......but wetin I sabi

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Re: Married Women Attacking Guy On Facebook Because Of DNA Test(full Gist) by Kondomatic(m): 7:08pm On Jun 07, 2017
keepingmum:
Fact is a lot of the men chanting in support of running dna tests are not the biological children of their own fathers......but wetin I sabi
True.



It's in situations like this that I appreciate certain traditions
Re: Married Women Attacking Guy On Facebook Because Of DNA Test(full Gist) by Nobody: 8:41pm On Jun 07, 2017
I don't get is it that a lot of fathers are not the biological dad , why should the married women be scared. This marriage thing seems like a institution where one is guaranteed to be cheated on, if so what's the point.
Re: Married Women Attacking Guy On Facebook Because Of DNA Test(full Gist) by YourCoffin: 11:13pm On Jun 07, 2017
I've made it a mission to do DNA tests on all the kids I will have in the future.

In fact I'm going to do DNA test on my siblings on behalf of my father.
Re: Married Women Attacking Guy On Facebook Because Of DNA Test(full Gist) by baby124: 4:25am On Jun 08, 2017
YourCoffin:
I've made it a mission to do DNA tests on all the kids I will have in the future.

In fact I'm going to do DNA test on my siblings on behalf of my father.
And if you are the one that is not your father's child?

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Re: Married Women Attacking Guy On Facebook Because Of DNA Test(full Gist) by YourCoffin: 5:07am On Jun 08, 2017
baby124:

And if you are the one that is not your father's child?

disown my mother perhaps

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Re: Married Women Attacking Guy On Facebook Because Of DNA Test(full Gist) by Acidosis(m): 5:52am On Jun 08, 2017
There are other ways around this thing, especially for those who cannot afford a DNA test.

Just do blood grouping (its less than N1000 in a diagnostic centre). The results can be unreliable knowing that a child gets one gene from each parent.

However, if the parents are both Type O but the baby is Type B, then someone's got some explaining to do.

Meanwhile, that a child's blood type matches the father's (or be a possible combination of the parents') doesn't necessarily mean that he really is the father. If the father is Type O, and the mom gets impregnated by a side guy or ex with Type O, she'll still bore you a Type O baby.
Re: Married Women Attacking Guy On Facebook Because Of DNA Test(full Gist) by thonyrule(m): 6:03am On Jun 08, 2017
Wow! That's really serious, their actions can only bring one thing to one's mind.... I think should have have just kept mute
Re: Married Women Attacking Guy On Facebook Because Of DNA Test(full Gist) by Nobody: 6:14am On Jun 08, 2017
Acidosis:
There are other ways around this thing, especially for those who cannot afford a DNA test.

Just do blood grouping (its less than N1000 in a diagnostic centre). The results can be unreliable knowing that a child gets one gene from each parent.

However, if the parents are both Type O but the baby is Type B, then someone's got some explaining to do.

Meanwhile, that a child's blood type matches the father's (or be a possible combination of the parents') doesn't necessarily mean that he really is the father. If the father is Type O, and the mom gets impregnated by a side guy or ex with Type O, she'll still bore you a Type O baby.
-What if the baby was swapped at the hospital? (I just read somewhere, it should a DNA should show link to the mum too.)
-What if she keeps sleeping around but never gets pregnant for the side guy? Would that make men feel better?

Personally, I am more concerned about the act that leads to this problem _ ADULTERY.
Re: Married Women Attacking Guy On Facebook Because Of DNA Test(full Gist) by Acidosis(m): 6:18am On Jun 08, 2017
PaperLace:

-What if the baby was swapped at the hospital?
-What if she keeps sleeping around but never gets pregnant for the side guy? Would that make men feel better?

Personally, I am more concerned about the act that leads to this problem _ ADULTERY.

I agree with your views knowing how easy it is to commit adultery and guard against pregnancy. The first point you raised is one area I haven't considered.

How're you today?
Re: Married Women Attacking Guy On Facebook Because Of DNA Test(full Gist) by Nobody: 6:21am On Jun 08, 2017
Acidosis:


I agree with your views knowing how easy it is to commit adultery and guard against pregnancy. The first point you raised is one area I haven't considered.

How're you today?
The first point happens a lot. We just haven't given it a thought...

I'm fine, have a fruitful day.
Re: Married Women Attacking Guy On Facebook Because Of DNA Test(full Gist) by Acidosis(m): 7:24am On Jun 08, 2017
PaperLace:
The first point happens a lot. We just haven't given it a thought...
I'm fine, have a fruitful day.
Thank you. Take care and enjoy the rest of your day

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