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Best Answer To This Question At ATM Point. "Are You The Last Person"? by Ivreke: 4:38pm On Jun 08, 2017
TURN YOUR BACK AND SEE THE LAST PERSON...... OK, YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON!

How do you feel when you are being asked that boring question especially when there are 30 people before you in the queue.

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Re: Best Answer To This Question At ATM Point. "Are You The Last Person"? by FromZeroToHero(m): 6:48pm On Jun 08, 2017
No, i'm the third 2nd to the last person.

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Re: Best Answer To This Question At ATM Point. "Are You The Last Person"? by azidomedogo: 7:28pm On Jun 08, 2017
when u ask me "Is the ATM dispensing cash or did the ATM pay you" my question to you is that is the ATM only meant for withdrawals,cant i buy airtime,pay bills or do a transfer?

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Re: Best Answer To This Question At ATM Point. "Are You The Last Person"? by magni101(m): 7:40pm On Jun 08, 2017
azidomedogo:
when u ask me "Is the ATM dispensing cash or did the ATM pay you" my question to you is that is the ATM only meant for withdrawals,cant i buy airtime,pay bills or do a transfer?
You can just say yes or no. It's not that difficult na!
Be polite!

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Re: Best Answer To This Question At ATM Point. "Are You The Last Person"? by lollmaolol(m): 7:47pm On Jun 08, 2017
magni101:

You can just say yes or no. It's not that difficult na!
Be polite!

Please
Re: Best Answer To This Question At ATM Point. "Are You The Last Person"? by SirKriz(m): 7:49pm On Jun 08, 2017
azidomedogo:
when u ask me "Is the ATM dispensing cash or did the ATM pay you" my question to you is that is the ATM only meant for withdrawals,cant i buy airtime,pay bills or do a transfer?


Just say you are not sure, some people could be having a hard day already.

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Re: Best Answer To This Question At ATM Point. "Are You The Last Person"? by Ribajae(m): 8:23pm On Jun 08, 2017
its a normal question na......
i just hate the fact that when i dey atm, to answer that simple question, some people would give one evil eye first.... it just makes me vex that why guns are not allowed in naija

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Re: Best Answer To This Question At ATM Point. "Are You The Last Person"? by gcof(m): 8:33pm On Jun 08, 2017
magni101:

You can just say yes or no. It's not that difficult na!
Be polite!
long grammar for a simple yes or no answer

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Re: Best Answer To This Question At ATM Point. "Are You The Last Person"? by amtalkin(f): 9:03pm On Jun 08, 2017
Still trying to understand how that question is hard to answer

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Re: Best Answer To This Question At ATM Point. "Are You The Last Person"? by DanseMacabre(m): 9:07pm On Jun 08, 2017
If I'm at the tail end of the queue and the last, I'll simply say, 'you're behind me.' I would think at least 95% of people that come to an ATM ask that question, so it's no biggie really.

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Re: Best Answer To This Question At ATM Point. "Are You The Last Person"? by Daboywizzy: 9:22pm On Jun 08, 2017
Are you the last person?

Me: ..

Re: Best Answer To This Question At ATM Point. "Are You The Last Person"? by SleekHoyeen(f): 10:01pm On Jun 08, 2017
magni101:
You can just say yes or no. It's not that difficult na! Be polite!
Abi o...the long story is of no use abeg

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Re: Best Answer To This Question At ATM Point. "Are You The Last Person"? by SleekHoyeen(f): 10:05pm On Jun 08, 2017
magni101:
You can just say yes or no. It's not that difficult na! Be polite!
Abi o...the long story is of no use abeg
Re: Best Answer To This Question At ATM Point. "Are You The Last Person"? by Mustay(m): 10:14pm On Jun 08, 2017
Nigerians can be spiritual. Just the way people never want to go down in lifts, some will tell you "I will never be the last by the grace of God" undecided

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Re: Best Answer To This Question At ATM Point. "Are You The Last Person"? by eunisam: 10:19pm On Jun 08, 2017
I went to the ATM on Monday to make a transfer they were about 7 or more person before my turn. One fine girl wey look like pawpaw from no where cued behind me
.she started:are you the last person in the line?

I smile at her politely and responded to her this way::: No, i'm the third 2nd to the last person.(borrowed above)

I said that to get her confuse and she was confused. She was looking at me like wetin dis one dey talk, I used that opportunity to launch my advances towards her..

As she dey look naa so I said to her don't look me this kind eyes because this your eyes the romance my eyes

Come see laughing... The way she laughed made me thought she is suffering from laughingitise
It was my turn to make use if the ATM machine. I turned to her and ask. Do you wanna use the ATM before me or should I make use of it before u? I asked that question sarcastically and she said no I should proceed
As I was about taking my ATM card naa
She asked is the ATM machine not paying you?

What are my supposed to answer this time?


But I answered her with a smile again this time reviewing my gap teeth properly :: money don finish for this ATM oooh. The last person that made use of it finished the money pls join the other line.

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Re: Best Answer To This Question At ATM Point. "Are You The Last Person"? by Erums(m): 10:28pm On Jun 08, 2017
azidomedogo:
when u ask me "Is the ATM dispensing cash or did the ATM pay you" my question to you is that is the ATM only meant for withdrawals,cant i buy airtime,pay bills or do a transfer?


Who be dis wan...

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Re: Best Answer To This Question At ATM Point. "Are You The Last Person"? by Nobody: 10:49pm On Jun 08, 2017
d question z annoyin...simply join d queue..
Re: Best Answer To This Question At ATM Point. "Are You The Last Person"? by Olibboy: 10:53pm On Jun 08, 2017
I would rather leave and come back. Long queue is just like waiting for a ship at airport. if its school I will toast a girl to help me.
Re: Best Answer To This Question At ATM Point. "Are You The Last Person"? by Olibboy: 10:55pm On Jun 08, 2017
Geraldyne:
d question z annoyin...simply join d queue..
For me I will use my 33. I'm at ur back pls.
Re: Best Answer To This Question At ATM Point. "Are You The Last Person"? by Nobody: 11:03pm On Jun 08, 2017
Geraldyne:
d question z annoyin...simply join d queue..

That is because most queues are usually disjointed with people scattered anyhow. If everyone stayed on the line, newcomers won't be confused as to what position they are on the queue. Emphasis on 'Everyone'.

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Re: Best Answer To This Question At ATM Point. "Are You The Last Person"? by Nobody: 11:12pm On Jun 08, 2017
i'm happy with this thread as i i see there are many reasonable nigerians here....

i especially love the poster above that said its easier to be polite......because it is, yes or no, matter don end

its common with younger people, especially girls, i feel like everyone is looking for "epic reply these days"

sometimes you ask beacuse the queue is scattered, and you don't wan a case where someone comes in front of you when its your turn and says "bros na me dey here" fight go start....(you know how nigerians hate standing on queue, they prefer to book space).

at balogun the other day, long queue for atm, two girls dey the back, (looks like they came together) i asked "are you the last person(s)", they started looking round, trying to gesture with their eyes, probably trying to imply i was blind or whatever, i didn't even wait for them to finish fooling themselves their generation, just asked the other guy standing close by under a shade, he said no, asked another person, said yes and stood behind him.
in the end had to use another atm.

Its easier to be polite than to be looking for epic reply. its does mumungo slay queens that will come online and be asking for what to reply to "are you the last" as if "yes and no" went on strike

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Re: Best Answer To This Question At ATM Point. "Are You The Last Person"? by seunlly(m): 11:59pm On Jun 08, 2017
Olibboy:
For me I will use my 33. I'm at ur back pls.
thought you lost it sometimes ago.
Re: Best Answer To This Question At ATM Point. "Are You The Last Person"? by Olibboy: 12:06am On Jun 09, 2017
seunlly:
thought you lost it sometimes ago.
Still intact
Re: Best Answer To This Question At ATM Point. "Are You The Last Person"? by Olibboy: 12:06am On Jun 09, 2017
seunlly:

thought you lost it sometimes ago.
Still intact[s][quote author=seunlly post=57333842]
Re: Best Answer To This Question At ATM Point. "Are You The Last Person"? by Nobody: 1:46am On Jun 09, 2017
Mustay:
Nigerians can be spiritual. Just the way people never want to go down in lifts, some will tell you "I will never be the last by the grace of God" undecided


You get the picture well well, as in wicked mentality.
Re: Best Answer To This Question At ATM Point. "Are You The Last Person"? by TechPanda(m): 2:30am On Jun 09, 2017
azidomedogo:
when u ask me "Is the ATM dispensing cash or did the ATM pay you" my question to you is that is the ATM only meant for withdrawals,cant i buy airtime,pay bills or do a transfer?

More Of This And You Will Succeed In Starting Another Civil War. grin

A Simple Yes Or No Answer Should Do.
Re: Best Answer To This Question At ATM Point. "Are You The Last Person"? by Nobody: 3:13am On Jun 09, 2017
I don't seem to find anything wrong with this question, in most cases due to to the scorching sun, people are usually scattered. And in a bid to maintain order, it's only normal to know who you're up after.

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Re: Best Answer To This Question At ATM Point. "Are You The Last Person"? by Namady(m): 5:15am On Jun 09, 2017
I once asked an elderly lady at Firstbank Alkali road Kaduna.. if u see d kian Federal look wey dat woman give me eehh.. she was like 'correct ur grammar' I come dey wonder ooo.. after some seconds she continued talking, I am not d last in fact I can neva b d last. I come dey surprise ooo.... she said d question shud b 'ar u d last person on d queue?' Or 'is there anyone behind u?'
I said madam dis is a very normal question virtually every Nigerian asks. She said she will correct anybody who ask if she is d last... I later realised she was just trying to transfer aggression. I comot my 1k delete from dat zone.. no time grin

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Re: Best Answer To This Question At ATM Point. "Are You The Last Person"? by fernandoc(m): 5:39am On Jun 09, 2017
Simple yes or no answer. That's why a lot of you failed English in waec. You're looking for epic answer
Re: Best Answer To This Question At ATM Point. "Are You The Last Person"? by malikombi(m): 5:53am On Jun 09, 2017
"I'm In front of your back"
lol
Re: Best Answer To This Question At ATM Point. "Are You The Last Person"? by patola080(m): 6:18am On Jun 09, 2017
Ribajae:
its a normal question na......
i just hate the fact that when i dey atm, to answer that simple question, some people would give one evil eye first.... it just makes me vex that why guns are not allowed in naija
lol so dat u can kill and b kill too

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