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Re: How Do I Make Twins? by Seun(m): 3:18pm On Jan 22, 2010
You don't want to have twins in your first pregnancy. That's double the opportunity to mess up!
Re: How Do I Make Twins? by koolchicco: 4:20pm On Jan 22, 2010
@OP

Eat enough Paw Paw, Unripe Plantain and Aku inu (Bitter Kola)
Re: How Do I Make Twins? by bandely(m): 4:27pm On Jan 22, 2010
^^ ROFLMAO! grin grin
Re: How Do I Make Twins? by Remii(m): 4:40pm On Jan 22, 2010
Tonye-t:

A lady who recently gave birth to twins in my hood told us she used fertility drugs, saying with such she could even have as much a quinteplets if she desired as she doesnt need to have twins genes or whatever, the drugs simply divide the zygote.

@poster,

Google "fertility drugs* for more researches

Twins! i personally dont like nor pray to have them undecided undecided


Hopefully the division would be complete or else you may end up with Siamese, so beware of drugs.
Re: How Do I Make Twins? by koolkamzzy(m): 4:49pm On Jan 22, 2010
My mother gave birth to a set of twins after me, so i hope u will like to contact my father to help you out
Re: How Do I Make Twins? by bolseas(f): 5:17pm On Jan 22, 2010
Remii:

Hopefully the division would be complete or else you may end up with Siamese, so beware of drugs.


dont worry, Dr. Ben Carson is still very much around.
Re: How Do I Make Twins? by ud4u: 5:20pm On Jan 22, 2010
God is the answer
Re: How Do I Make Twins? by beingme(f): 5:23pm On Jan 22, 2010
shocked cheesy grin undecided
Re: How Do I Make Twins? by Oking1(m): 5:48pm On Jan 22, 2010
Just contact me and i will help you out.i am twins,my mom and dad are twins so i can definately give you twins. grin cool
Re: How Do I Make Twins? by Smi1(m): 6:19pm On Jan 22, 2010
lol, Nairalanders go kill person which kain do -do chin-chin issue be that one. Ahhahahahahaha
Re: How Do I Make Twins? by Angelseye: 7:02pm On Jan 22, 2010
eat lots of yam and do it standing. wink wink wink wink wink
Re: How Do I Make Twins? by sofadj(m): 7:33pm On Jan 22, 2010
if u wanna use fertility drugs just make sure ure ready 4 like 4-8 kids
Re: How Do I Make Twins? by gidson12(m): 7:53pm On Jan 22, 2010
i dey nack like double barrel, just 1 night of serious hammer na guaranteed twins grin grin grin
Re: How Do I Make Twins? by bawomolo(m): 8:36pm On Jan 22, 2010
ask the octomom.
Re: How Do I Make Twins? by mansmith(m): 8:39pm On Jan 22, 2010
take enough star and see it happen
Re: How Do I Make Twins? by chopmonee: 9:10pm On Jan 22, 2010
I had twins myself, I never give a thought to it or ever believe i will have twins, though I do that thing a lot, try doing it from the back
it is not easy anyway.
Re: How Do I Make Twins? by Olong(m): 10:53pm On Jan 22, 2010
@chopmonee.do wot?u should be a real stand up comedian!lol
Re: How Do I Make Twins? by Olong(m): 10:56pm On Jan 22, 2010
@poster.if u aint destined 4 it,u could make great irreversible mistakes trying to get it! So i'd be wary of 'artificial twins'!
Re: How Do I Make Twins? by MyneWhite1(f): 11:35pm On Jan 22, 2010
Eating lots of yoruba yam is the key. Or so I have heard.
Re: How Do I Make Twins? by whiteroses(f): 12:29am On Jan 23, 2010
have a surgeon duplicate her womb and send your soldiers to each one the same day and bam! she go carry twins, as in one in baby in each womb. i'll be praying for you
Re: How Do I Make Twins? by sulad82i(m): 12:56am On Jan 23, 2010
Biologically its possible, but i doubt if that can be done in Nigeria. You might want to ask your doctor
Re: How Do I Make Twins? by Fhemmmy: 3:51am On Jan 23, 2010
You try it and see ohhhhhhhhhhh
Re: How Do I Make Twins? by idifu(m): 9:39am On Jan 23, 2010
bang her at 2 pm in the afternoon, and make sure na 2 rounds you do ooo smiley
Re: How Do I Make Twins? by idifu(m): 9:43am On Jan 23, 2010
bang her at 2 pm in the afternoon, and make sure na 2 rounds you do ooo smiley
Re: How Do I Make Twins? by semid4lyfe(m): 12:13pm On Jan 23, 2010
Aaah, una wan kill me with laughter. E don tey wey I laugh like this.
Re: How Do I Make Twins? by Nobody: 12:41pm On Jan 23, 2010
there's a town in oyo state with the highest incidence of twinning in africa and i think no.3 in the world, fact!!!, (i gradged MBBS U.I), Research attributes it to their YAM, So if you have the time, travel to Igboora, Oyo State, and buy Igboora yam, wish you goodluck
Re: How Do I Make Twins? by isalegan2: 6:06pm On Jan 23, 2010
grin Very funny thread, but this is serious issue for the OP, I'm sure.  I want twins too, in the near future, and will pursue all natural avenues.
Re: How Do I Make Twins? by mamagee3(f): 9:28pm On Jan 23, 2010
If you want twins, pray to God
He would give you triplets
. grin grin
Re: How Do I Make Twins? by lastpage: 11:02pm On Jan 23, 2010
The old man (in his 80's now) married 4 wives and each of them have twins, one had it twice!

I will suggest you let the old man give you a "practical demonstration class" with your Madam when you are ready to have Twins.

But be warned, he might snatch your wife becos legend has it that "once him reach there, she will always come back for more".

So give it more than one thought grin
Re: How Do I Make Twins? by Fhemmmy: 11:34pm On Jan 23, 2010
You people has refused to be blv me . . . ok oh
Re: How Do I Make Twins? by koolchicco: 11:39pm On Jan 23, 2010
^^We can only beliv u if u've had a practical experience and not "them say"

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