Mine
My aunty called me Olodo
I now said if my aunty also is not an olodo why is she doing tailoring......
My mother shouted haaaaa

lol

Can't remember. I've outgrown that now. besides she's only tryna correct me in her own 'African' ways.

Was instructed not to go out that day, I instead I dressed up my younger ones and went to attend a neighbours birthday party.

That day I chop cable...I was 8 then

I tried shooting my elder brother, with my dad's gun.

My late grandfather dey e take care hit up hit for ground bcus say i go swim for river i go fit 4get that,even doh say e don nte wella

kindim:
I tried shooting my elder brother, with my dad's gun.

you are lairing thru your teeth i can see that

OMG, there were so many. But most of them were about me complaining about certain chores eg. making tea. She had a habit of asking me to make her tea, just when I was about to step out the door to go play.

Making her tea was no simple task because she wanted it piping hot. Which meant boiling the water & the milk. Ain't nobody have time for that So we constantly fought over that & usually, I was forced to re-make the tea just how she liked it, which took FOREVER.

I'm just here for the comments.

Never experienced any cuz my mama is late... My daddy did the flogging instead.

ZarZar:
OMG, there were so many. But most of them were about me complaining about certain chores eg. making tea. She had a habit of asking me to make her tea, just when I was about to step out the door to go play.

Making her tea was no simple task because she wanted it piping hot. Which meant boiling the water & the milk. Ain't nobody have time for that So we constantly fought over that & usually, I was forced to re-make the tea just how she liked it, which took FOREVER.

lol,old people and their tea,they will tell you to make them tea while your favorite TV shows are on like they do that on purpose,still happens to me even in this day and age SMH

Chai I done carry hand for head oo.. The day I go watch ball for person house across the road choooi. I chop NEPA wire scatter oo. My mama bury me alive ooo.. Chai e no easy ooo

Jayceon:
lol,old people and their tea,they will tell you to make them tea while your favorite TV shows are on like they do that on purpose,still happens to me even in this day and age SMH

LMAO. Shame. Really? I'm sorry I can feel your pain. It's so annoying. It was worse back then at my house because we used a primus stove to cook, to save up on electricity. It almost felt like watching grass grow, waiting for the water to come to a boil. Hence I grumbled a lot on tea girl duty.

I broke a whole crate of egg while playing football inside the house. She beat the hell of football out of my head. Till date, when I see guys playing football, I quietly walk pass.

I remember my mum beating beating until I had to pretend to have fainted.. D nxt cane dat landed on my back made me realise playing dead is actually harder dan we thought.. I still can't remember my offence but I no dey hear word back den..

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ZarZar:


LMAO. Shame. Really? I'm sorry I can feel your pain. It's so annoying. It was worse back then at my house because we used a primus stove to cook, to save up on electricity. It almost felt like watching grass grow, waiting for the water to come to a boil. Hence I grumbled a lot on tea girl duty.

lol and no matter how long it takes for the water to boil they don't want you to sit down until you bring their tea.

As a choir then, while we're performing our special number, i was stylishly and codedly picking some money sprayed on us.. not knowing my mom was observing

*sobs*

...the rest as they say is history


#positivevibes

Jayceon:
lol and no matter how long it takes for the water to boil they don't want you to sit down until you bring their tea.

LMAO. Exactly! Ugh! You have to be like a bouncer & stand by the stove. Gosh.

My aunt is also like that. Every few minutes, "tea". You just can't sit & relax. I once asked my aunt, not in a disrespectful way but out of curiosity. I asked why can't they make their own tea themselves & she told me that it tastes much better when someone else makes it. That reply also came with a lecture about marriage blah blah blah. She said it's a "training" for a future mother in-law. Eyeroll.

Im gonna give u d worst beating if dis thread is not out of romance in d next 1 hour

ZarZar:


LMAO. Exactly! Ugh! You have to be like a bouncer & stand by the stove. Gosh.

My aunt is also like that. Every few minutes, "tea". You just can't sit & relax. I once asked my aunt, not in a disrespectful way but out of curiosity. I asked why can't they make their own tea themselves & she told me that it tastes much better when someone else makes it. That reply also came with a lecture about marriage blah blah blah. She said it's a "training" for a future mother in-law. Eyeroll.

lol@bouncer

I think your aunt has a point,from what I hear people don't really enjoy food they cooked themselves,I'm don't know if I'm just a terrible cook by nature but I also never enjoy the food I cooked,is it the same with you?

The day wey I mistakenly play ball enter my mumsy pot of soup on top stove, na the saddest day of my life be that, my mumsy beat me tire, after my papa come from work, him to beat me like thief, that day if no be Mama Julli wey save me. I no even fit go school the next day, I be dey JSS 3 then.

Jayceon:
lol@bouncer

I think your aunt has a point,from what I hear people don't really enjoy food they cooked themselves,I'm don't know if I'm just a terrible cook by nature but I also never enjoy the food I cooked,is it the same with you?

Lol, maybe I have a big ego because I think my food is the best, 2nd only to my mom's The problem for me when I cook, is the lack of appetite. IDK why, but the cooking fills me up.

My mum is a disciplinarian she can beat with anything,D day i broke d standing mirror in her room....First thing she did was to lock d door,pick d broom,D kind of beating she gave me dat day ehn it was unforgettable but above all i love her like no other

ZarZar:


Lol, maybe I have a big ego because I think my food is the best, 2nd only to my mom's The problem for me when I cook, is the lack of appetite. IDK why, but the cooking fills me up.

could be the ego I guess.I bet ya,you also think your own fart smells like roses

Jayceon:
could be the ego I guess.I bet ya,you also think your own fart smells like roses

Kikikiki

It's the best though One day I'll cook & invite you. My food will make you wanna smack somebody. LOL!

Jayceon:
could be the ego I guess.I bet ya,you also think your own fart smells like roses

Have a good night, Jace. I'm off to bed now. Later alligator

ZarZar:


Have a good night, Jace. I'm off to bed now. Later alligator

I'm already there myself,peace

Can't remember the offence, but I remembered how she normally chase me to anywhere I run 2 cus she was an athlete back then.

So knowing fully well that if i run she must catch me, I'll just remain where I am and receive my beating or punishment.

Omo i go use money for fuel play PS2 my mama wan kill me that day

My worst beating...............










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It was the day she saw me using all the condoms in my cousin's house to do blom blom (balloon)
My cousin came back from sch with a pack of condoms, I saw it when I was looking for what he brought for me only to find a pack of condoms..... Which I later inflated like balloons .....




My spiritual mum flogged hell outta me, later took me to her prophet for deliverance from spirit of perversion.
Prophet used broom and palm fronds to flog the hell outta me again............ I fell sick immediately. #Innocent girl. #bad cousin.




Wait! Why am I sharing this secret, OK its a faceless forum....

hmbassey1960:
My late grandfather dey e take care hit up hit for ground bcus say i go swim for river i go fit 4get that,even doh say e don nte wella

Come which language be this?