NKECHI

Her name is Nkechi, my special Nkechi
I love my Nkechi, so beautiful is Nkechi

I went out alone that rainy Friday night
I’d leave home early, didn’t want her to come
Nobody knew that evening I had missed my flight
I just wanted to chill, my head was a storm

Her name is Nkechi, my personal Nkechi
I adore my Nkechi, so gorgeous is Nkechi

The time was a quarter past ten
The hands of vodka were too strong
So I decided to call Chidi and Ben
It was Friday and the night was young

Her name is Nkechi, my correct Nkechi
I like my Nkechi, so pretty is Nkechi

Network was rude, Chidi’s number switched off
My battery dying and Ben’s house was close
Headed for his crib to charge my phone and stuff
Knowing he spends his Fridays indoors with hoes

Her name is Nkechi, my sweet Nkechi
I treasure my Nkechi, so sexy is Nkechi

I got there a bit soaked and felt the door
It wasn’t locked, music banging loud noise
I entered and saw a familiar shoe on the floor
I walked calmly and recognized her voice

Her name is Nkechi, my darling Nkechi
I cherish my Nkechi, so ravishing is Nkechi

Screaming in ecstasy, Ben banged her harder
I knew it was Nkechi; I banged on Ben’s room
They refused to open the door, I got MADder
I stopped a bit as silence crept in, spelling doom

Her name is Nkechi, my deceitful Nkechi
I hate my Nkechi, so ugly is Nkechi

Even thunder grumbled as rain soaked the night
Her cloths, bag and pant all littered the floor
Music off, called Chidi to meet me at the speed of light
They’ve been trapped; the world will meet us at this door

Her name is Nkechi, that wicked Nkechi
I’ll strangle that Nkechi, so devilish is Nkechi…