Papiikush:
This one is looking for man

wozniacki:


A young boy spotted.

All your threads shows you have been so desperate for a man.

wozniacki:
Dear future hubby,

It took me this long to write this piece to you because I wanted to be sure I'm ready. I've been dealing with all of my "demons" and "skosko"... Lol. So, yeah I just might be ready for you.
You see, I've made one or two bad choices and I had thought those choices were you but thank God, I LEARNED. I've grown baby... I have.
To be honest, even though I've worked on myself, I'm not close to perfect. I still have my " witchy witchy" side that comes and goes. I still get outta control. I still behave like a child. I still fight for nothing. I'm still stubborn. I still get angry easily... BUT
You are probably the only one that'd get to see these part of me... Because deep down you'd know that amidst all;
I'm still a strong woman
I'm still a good person
I'm still your ride or die
I'd still stand by you financially, morally, spiritually and socially.
I'm still your friend.
I still fight for you.
I am still the ONE.
Now baby, before you put a ring on one of those unfiltered fingers of mine, please note these again;
1. Just like my fingers, I am small/petit but clean and clear.
2. I have no big ass but I've been opportune to sit on big seats.
3. I am not busty, but I'd still produce milk for my kids.
4. I don't have Gucci bags but I can afford to take care of a kid.
5. I am not your "typical" slay queen, but I am a Queen that slays in her kingdom.
6. I didn't fall from heaven, I have a family that has been taking care of me before you.

So I don't need you to ask your friends to carry placards with inscriptions like " will you marry me"?. I don't need the publicity campaign of a proposal. Don't surprise me in public places. I don't need all of those attention. Your friends don't need to know you wanna marry me before I do.

Be sure about me. Let your heart skip at the thought of you living without me. Ask me to marry you because you're ready. Ask me to marry you because you want me to fill that emptiness. Ask me to marry you because if what you feel; not what you see. Ask me to marry you because you're ready to take the next step with me ASAP!
Ask me to marry you in our privacy; in our moment (be it a good or a bad moment)

Don't ask me to marry you because you feel you're getting too old.
Don't ask me to marry you because you feel pressurized by society.
Don't ask me to marry you because you want to be the first amongst your friends to get married.
Don't ask me to marry you because you feel threatened by another man; hence making me "Lord of the rings" lol
Don't ask me to marry you because you need to travel out.
Don't ask me to marry you because you need one political post or the other.
Don't ask me to marry you because you need constant sex.

Marry me because you cannot afford to live without me.
Marry me because I complete you.
Marry me because I am your "good thing".
Marry me because you'd always be on my side even with your " side chics"
Marry me because our destinies are intertwined.

PLEASE DO NOT put a ring on my finger only for you to keep "observing" me for another 1 or 2 more years. Hehehehehehe. Don't test me. I am HUMAN. We fail tests!!!

Oya be coming... And please come with plenty goodies.
I am waiting.

PS: I am gonna make you cry but I'm gonna make you happier.
I am gonna fight you but I'm gonna fight for you more.
Your people shall be my people...
Your flaws are gonna be my battles.
Together, we'll bring back the old time love.

#inspiriationSunday#

wozniacki:
Dear future hubby,

It took me this long to write this piece to you because I wanted to be sure I'm ready. I've been dealing with all of my "demons" and "skosko"... Lol. So, yeah I just might be ready for you.
You see, I've made one or two bad choices and I had thought those choices were you but thank God, I LEARNED. I've grown baby... I have.
To be honest, even though I've worked on myself, I'm not close to perfect. I still have my " witchy witchy" side that comes and goes. I still get outta control. I still behave like a child. I still fight for nothing. I'm still stubborn. I still get angry easily... BUT
You are probably the only one that'd get to see these part of me... Because deep down you'd know that amidst all;
I'm still a strong woman
I'm still a good person
I'm still your ride or die
I'd still stand by you financially, morally, spiritually and socially.
I'm still your friend.
I still fight for you.
I am still the ONE.
Now baby, before you put a ring on one of those unfiltered fingers of mine, please note these again;
1. Just like my fingers, I am small/petit but clean and clear.
2. I have no big ass but I've been opportune to sit on big seats.
3. I am not busty, but I'd still produce milk for my kids.
4. I don't have Gucci bags but I can afford to take care of a kid.
5. I am not your "typical" slay queen, but I am a Queen that slays in her kingdom.
6. I didn't fall from heaven, I have a family that has been taking care of me before you.

So I don't need you to ask your friends to carry placards with inscriptions like " will you marry me"?. I don't need the publicity campaign of a proposal. Don't surprise me in public places. I don't need all of those attention. Your friends don't need to know you wanna marry me before I do.

Be sure about me. Let your heart skip at the thought of you living without me. Ask me to marry you because you're ready. Ask me to marry you because you want me to fill that emptiness. Ask me to marry you because if what you feel; not what you see. Ask me to marry you because you're ready to take the next step with me ASAP!
Ask me to marry you in our privacy; in our moment (be it a good or a bad moment)

Don't ask me to marry you because you feel you're getting too old.
Don't ask me to marry you because you feel pressurized by society.
Don't ask me to marry you because you want to be the first amongst your friends to get married.
Don't ask me to marry you because you feel threatened by another man; hence making me "Lord of the rings" lol
Don't ask me to marry you because you need to travel out.
Don't ask me to marry you because you need one political post or the other.
Don't ask me to marry you because you need constant sex.

Marry me because you cannot afford to live without me.
Marry me because I complete you.
Marry me because I am your "good thing".
Marry me because you'd always be on my side even with your " side chics"
Marry me because our destinies are intertwined.

PLEASE DO NOT put a ring on my finger only for you to keep "observing" me for another 1 or 2 more years. Hehehehehehe. Don't test me. I am HUMAN. We fail tests!!!

Oya be coming... And please come with plenty goodies.
I am waiting.

PS: I am gonna make you cry but I'm gonna make you happier.
I am gonna fight you but I'm gonna fight for you more.
Your people shall be my people...
Your flaws are gonna be my battles.
Together, we'll bring back the old time love.

#inspiriationSunday#

Papiikush:

All your threads shows you have been so desperate for a man.

wozniacki:


Oh! you follow all of my threads bro, you're a fan!!! hope you're not one of those that keep sending PMs o. I'm a writer dude. Admit it, that was creative. Beat me to it. And it's "show" not "shows". I know you have an " s" problem.

wozniacki:


Oh! you follow all of my threads bro, you're a fan!!! hope you're not one of those that keep sending PMs o. I'm a writer dude. Admit it, that was creative. Beat me to it. And it's "show" not "shows". I know you have an " s" problem.

wozniacki:


Oh! you follow all of my threads bro, you're a fan!!! hope you're not one of those that keep sending PMs o. I'm a writer dude. Admit it, that was creative. Beat me to it. And it's "show" not "shows". I know you have an " s" problem.

MrBrownJay1:
Dear future baby mama,

It took me this long to reply because I wanted to be sure that I was done with baby mama #5 before sending you a message that I was finally ready for you. Contrary to you, I have no more demons in my life, thank god, unless you decide to turn into one (like my exes) when I finally take you off the market.
Although you wrote you "might" be ready for me, it's obvious you've been desperately searching for me, but don't despair, I have finally arrived.

I have never made bad choices with my baby mama #1 to #5, they were just a better choice than you,( aka they were perfect) and now that there is no one better, i might as well pick someone from the rest (aka you). I hope you've got your shiit in order, and know your place, as there are many equally desperate women out there that can take your place, thus you could be replaced in a snap.

I ain't looking to be your father so please grow up, stop acting like a child, and get a hold of yourself. You say you fight for nothing?! I hope you fight your own shadows because if you dare losing your mind and have the audacity to lay hands on me, you will taste my 45degree angle mind resetting biatch slap.

No need for a strong woman, be an obedient one; be a good person out there but I want you to be BAD in the bedroom; you wanna be my ride or die?! Ok, I'll do the riding, you do the dying; you mean you will stand BEHIND me financially, morally, spiritually and socially, right?! Who you wanna fight for me? I am a man of peace, with only sweet loving to give... Don't ever fight my mistresses oooo.

As for putting a ring on it, the only "ring"you will receive is the beaRING and caRING of my future children; admiRING my beauty; all the fingeRING/fiRING and hammeRING of your toto in the bedroom ; and feaRING what I will do to you if you ever disrespect me or cheat.

Oh, remember:
1. Just like my fingers, when I lift them you should obey
2. If you have no big ass then don't get upset when I admire women in the streets who do have it.
3. If you are not busty, then adequate breast implants will be provided for you ( nothing under DDs)
4. If you don't have Gucci bags now then don't expect me to buy you some in the damn future.
5. The only slaying I need from you is in the bedroom, that's the only place where you will remotely be treated as a queen.
6. I certainly won't take care of you ( this is democracy), so either get a job or stay on your family's payroll

Be sure about me. Let your heart skip at the thought of you living without me. Desperate women like you should rejoice that I even want to talk to you, let alone marry you. I'll ask to marry you because it's better than being single.... Every night I will get a warm dinner AND a warm coochie to mount however I see fit. Kai, this marriage deal is the bomb.

I am coming with the best goody you can possibly receive... The black anaconda!!!
No need to wait any longer.

PS: I am gonna make you cry but You'll get used to it
I am gonna fight you but It's for a good cause
Your people shall be YOUR people... Let them stay in the village.
Your flaws are gonna be my battle to correct them... Together, we'll bring back the old time love where a woman knew her place, was obedient to her master and kept quiet.

#inspiriationSunday