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What Happened In The Library? by matthew80(m): 7:24pm On Jan 27, 2010
Ring, ring, ring
The librarian's phone rang, he picked it up and the following conversation ensued:

"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."


Ha ha ha, didn't laugh at this? then you won't laugh at any joke again.
Re: What Happened In The Library? by dani1luv: 7:42pm On Jan 27, 2010
hmmmmmmmn I didnt laff. .does that mean Im not normal undecided undecided
Re: What Happened In The Library? by D1KeleVra(m): 8:09pm On Jan 27, 2010
the joke is clueless sad or is it the poster?
Re: What Happened In The Library? by dani1luv: 8:11pm On Jan 27, 2010
Dikele1. . na wah 4 u o grin
Re: What Happened In The Library? by matthew80(m): 8:13pm On Jan 27, 2010
dani1luv:

hmmmmmmmn I didnt laff.  .does that mean Im not normal undecided undecided
dunno really, but I suggest a thorough medical checkup for the nerves that control your involuntary actions, Quick, quick
Re: What Happened In The Library? by dani1luv: 8:20pm On Jan 27, 2010
seems you dont knw me undecided undecided undecided. . .dikele1 abeg yarn this guy tongue grin
Re: What Happened In The Library? by D1KeleVra(m): 8:23pm On Jan 27, 2010
wetin i resemble?
Re: What Happened In The Library? by dani1luv: 8:25pm On Jan 27, 2010
^^goat. . or my role model tongue
Re: What Happened In The Library? by D1KeleVra(m): 8:29pm On Jan 27, 2010
angry
Re: What Happened In The Library? by dani1luv: 8:37pm On Jan 27, 2010
oshodi goat wetin happen nna. .

or the goat weed wey i give u no do
Re: What Happened In The Library? by Habib16(m): 8:46pm On Jan 27, 2010
Kwara 4lyf

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