I need all y'all to drop the illest punchlines u've heard right here. It cud be from any MC but make sure you name tha MC and the name of the track. Aight!!!!!!!!!!!

N*ggas don't want beef, you're vegetarian,
Scared of pu**y, you climbed out the cesarian.
-Nas (Don't Body urself)

"you're less than 'Nas' like 'Na'" - DZK

"you're not controlling your own Destiny - some might say
you're like Michelle or the other one who ain't Beyonce" - DZK

DZK-Dunno much bout him,just heard some of his mixtapes and i dunno the name of the songs in it.

Not just punchlines,It cud be metaphors,wordplays or just some sick lines like this down here.Let's keep it comin!

"1,2,1,2 rappers i run thru
Bleep karate i practice gun foo" - Big L

"Big L is that ***** u expect to catch wreck on any cassette deck/
i'm so ahead of my time my parents havent met yet" - Big L

I punchlines like CHINO, everytime i exhale (XL)! /

- Terry tha rapman

masturbate with timetables, you still ain't coming prepared

- Dead Poet

i throw more SPEARS than BRITNEY/
shoot more ROCKETS than HOUSTON, you can ask WHITNEY/

- pherowshuz

you gon' need back-up like your spine was up the ceiling/
i spit verses so sick, my lines would need miracle healing!/

- Mode 9

i stick my dick in your ear and Bleep what you heard!!/*

- Rakim

yeah damn am just like dirt in the booth
am the truth
i dont need to go to church in a suit
each verse is the proof
i drink a 100 proof
cop searching the coup
i got some herb in the boot

METHOD MAN FEAT OLD DIRTY BASTARD
Dirty Mef

this aint rapping
this is street hop
now get up off ur ass like ur seat s hot
my life niggaz lit up the reefer
trunka the car we got the streetsweepers

Dear Mr. Toilet, now i'm the Sh*t/
i got this haters pissed/
'cause my toilet papers thick/

- Lil' Wayne

(Hey), i'm soooo icey/
ma chain so heavy, that ma neck don't like me!/

- Jibbs

styles p:young dude with nine lives got one life left
jadakiss: and controversy sells, but it aint like death
styles p: so pop him in the head till his brain starts to fizz on him.
shootouts.



Alcoholic on toilets, I shit blood
Foreign cars, models and stars, life of a rich thug
Mama told me from weed, I would switch drugs
To cocaine and hit clubs and deep-dish dubs
nas- my way.

Put your hand up that you shoot with, count your loot wit
Push the pool stick in your new crib, same hand that you hoop with
Swing around like you stupid, kinga the town, yeah I been that
You know I click-clack where you and your mens at
Do the smurf, do the wop, baseball bat
Rooftop like we bringing 88 back
nas-made u look.

Killing ain't good, but somebody just gotta do it

- Tupac

. . .99% of your fans are high heels. . ./

- Canibus (LL Cool J diss)

. . .ask Canibus, he don't understand this/
that's because 99% of his fans don't even exist!/

- LL Cool J (diss/reply to Canibus)

you couldn't touch me if you gave me a massage. . .

- Canibus

gbade. x:


(Hey), i'm soooo icey/
ma chain so heavy, that ma neck don't like me!/

- Jibbs

i really love jibbs.

plus the gorillaz behind me
so when i'm rollin' thru ur hood, everybody can find me.
- Jibbs (king kong)

Feeling like some hardcore shit today

One of the most cinematic verses I ever heard:

"I keep it tight for all the nights my momma prayed I'd stop
Said she had dreams that snipers hit me with a fatal shot--
Those nightmares, ma
Those dreams you say got give me chills
But the mills keep me hot--feel me?
Enough to stop the illin' right?
But at the same time these dimes keep me feeling tight
I'm so confused
OK I'm getting weeded now
I know I'm contradicting myself--look, I don't need that now
It's just once in a blue
When there's nothing to do
and the tension's too thick for my sober mind to cut through
I get to zonin'
Me and this chick on an island and we're boning
Free my mind, sometimes I hear myself moaning
Take one more toke and then I leave that weed alone, man
It got me going, "

---Jay-Z, "Feelin' It"



"That coke'll get you a long time
But when I let 'em know the dope is out
It's like America Online
Wise words spoken
and you know they say you deserve it whenever you die with your eyes open
I still hold the title
Cause I'm in the hood like them little motorcycles"

--Jadakiss, "New York"

and for a little something out of left field:

"Come through and the dig the sound
of the fly brown six - o sicko psycho who throws the d*ck around
Bound to go three plat
Came to destroy rap--it's the intricate plot of a b-boy strapped,
Get kidnapped, then release a statement to the press
let the rest know who did that
metal face terrorist--claim responsibility
broken household, name usually said in hostility
"Uhm--MF, you silly"
I'd like to take mens to the end, for two milly
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, that's the audio daily double,
Rappers need to fall off just to save me the trouble, yo
Watch your own back
Came in and go out alone, black
Stay in the zone, turn H20 to cognac

, Definition supervillian: a killer who loved children
One who is well-skilled in destruction as well as building"

MF Doom, "Doomsday"

punchlines ni*ger, not punch verses!

"Life is a bitch, but God forbid that bitch divorce me,
cover myself in so much ice, not even hell fire can scorch me"

- NaS

"my style's like hell-fire, nobody wants to go there"

- Mode9

"even if i married your moms, you still wouldn't step son" (get it?)*

- Mode9

naijafan:

punchlines ni*ger, not punch verses!

"I'm like f*ck critics/y'all can kiss my whole asshole"

Jay-Z, "99 Problems"

even tho u dissin' me, its betr than tha mumbo jumbo u poured out earlier.

Here is my list, in no particular order:

FABOLOUS - Breathe :
Grippin on a toy that you won't find in +KayBee+


LL COOL J - Loungin
Just because you blessed wit cash, doesn't mean your honey won't let me finesse that ass

Biggie - Juicy
Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis, When I was dead broke, man I couldn't picture this

Foxy Brown - Get me home
Mind tellin me no, body tellin me exit, Breasts said yes, give me more wet kisses, uhh, Twist my body like the Excorist,

I ain't pullin' my blade if I won't scar nuthin'
sheek louch ''dont mean nothin''

been away 4 a bit still pulling stunts
this aint chris cross dress code but i came back to front
so listen very carefully i shall say this only once

that is off modenines BLIMEY

am master the art and i still drop science
mode9 BLIMEY

So use your calculator if you don’t know how to count
multiply Jay by Nas to equal my amount -Papoose(New York Drama)

"i move the crowd like big pun stage divin'" -catashtrophe (from tha alkaholiks)

am the boss of all bosses, your favourites rappers idol
ludacris on shawna's boss

Imagine if you came home to your wife, opened your door and locked it
Then you found R.Kelly hiding in your closet They say u can it have your cake and eat it too, tell me whatis the meaning
What is the sense in me having cake if I can it eat it
papoose on jeanies ortega crowded

Damn I wish I was your necklace
So I could sit between your breastes
pappose on omarion's entourage

my blueprint works
dat y dey follow it
pappose what you know about that remix

Am like a brand new foot mat i never feel defeat (the feet) mode 9

You ar like a sterving horse kid today is not your hay day mode 9

Am so under ground crude oil is on my ceilling mode 9

its a cold world and am hot headed so i dont need a head warmer mode 9

at your concert I chiar (cheer) you with what i sit on mode 9


can even call u a man when gatta call out ma name to get u some fans NAS

The God son tattooed on my chest is permanent NAS

no telling you need direction you are a pu*** with a yeast infection NAS

young enough to know what car to buy grown enough not to put rims on it
i aint got the right watch, got the bright watch
dont buy out the bar, bought the night spot


Jay-z 30 something.

Foxy Brown - Get me home
Mind tellin me no, body tellin me exit, Breasts said yes, give me more wet kisses, uhh, Twist my body like the Excorist,

Very ill,

I'm like Jadakiss with bail money, man I really free Styles
- Papoose (2 Glocks)

"Killas will put the glock to ya memory,
I'm a son of a gun, so if I'm coming, my pops comin wit me"
-Papoose (Superfly)

". . .i cause more drama than a naked chick in the vatican"

- Ruggedman

"Like Pokemon, i Pick at you [Pikachu]"

-Pherowshuz (Wetin dey)

"i throw more Spears than Britney/
shoot more Rockets than Houston, u can ask Whitney"

- Pherowshuz (Nuthin dey happen)

Y'all niggas don't want beef, you too vegetarian/
scared being a pussy, climbed out the Caesarian/

-NaS (Don't Buddy Yourself)

- that in my opinion has to be the hardest punch in all the ones i listed.

Oh, one more:

You better off selling clothes~and~sneakers/
'cause out of your whole crew, your flows~the~weakest/

- Jadakiss (Checkmate)

". . .i see more MJ (Michael Jackson) in the 'hood than 50"

- Fat Joe (My Fofo)

I luv beef when its raw,its filled wit bloodstains,
when I say i'll 4k ur style up,its good as slain!
d venom



Impossibility is unreality,wherever I abide,
I bridge d gap btwn wishes and horses,and then I ride!
d venom