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. by Suspect33(m): 2:52pm On Jul 14, 2017
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Re: . by nwaanambra1(m): 4:04pm On Jul 14, 2017
Suspect33:
WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO HEAVEN?
It is a simple enough question that everyone wants to know the answer to. However, you can ask ten different people and get ten
different answers to it.

bro it depends on the heaven u want to get to:

is it the one that shares 72 virgins or the one that u wear white garment and be singing haleluja from morning till night everyday without eating or drinking?

if its the 72 virgin heaven then all u hav to do is knock ur skull on the ground 5 times a day till u r qualified enuf to cloth ur self with bombs and go into a crowd and explode urself shouting ala . . .h ku . b . . na straight u go land in the middle of 72 virgins taking it as u like from all sides!






if it is the haleluja singing heaven - that one simple self! all u hav to do is giv ur hard earned money to one scammer sorry i mean pastor - giv him ur house, ur car, ur wife ur daughter and even join be him houseboy for house and church! ones u r loyal in doing all these, immediately u die, u r landing in heaven were white garment dey wait for u and u will join all the white garment angels to be happily singing and dancing haleluya morning till nite none stop while the scammer is here enjoying ur wife and daughters! glory be to gad! halleluya!







the choice is all urs bro! cheesy









as for me am going where the balling is hard and nonstop! place were almost all the hoes and all the partying and clubbing is real! grin
Re: . by Suspect33(m): 4:20pm On Jul 14, 2017
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Re: . by nwaanambra1(m): 4:36pm On Jul 14, 2017
Suspect33:
[s]what u just said might sound funny to you, but it just goes as far to show how blind you are in the things of God, if you despise God and his warnings, keep it to yourself and stop dragging other to such great evil, you fear the consequences of sin, so want to find confidence by denying the existence of God, the fact remains hell is the destination for all sinners nd those who reject his love in Christ Jesus, you know deep in your heart that God exists, dont think you cannot live a holy life to please him, bcus living in holiness is not by your power or might but by Gods spirit,[/s] God still loves you brother, [s]dont fall into the deception of "if everybody is doing it, let me join", remember that many travel through the wide gate to hell..... Make heaven jubilate(luke 15:7 say there is much joy in heaven over one sinner who repents than over 99 saints who need no repentance). God loves you, yes YOU smiley... Read luke 15: 11-32[/s]

now u r confusing me again bro!


pls which of the god loves me?



the 72 virgin god or the haleluja god!




broooo!!!! take am easy u hear? grin
Re: . by hopefulLandlord: 4:42pm On Jul 14, 2017
nwaanambra1:

now u r confusing me again bro!

pls which of the god loves me?


the 72 virgin god or the haleluja god!



broooo!!!! take am easy u hear? grin
your message is flying over his head lol grin
Re: . by Suspect33(m): 4:54pm On Jul 14, 2017
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Re: . by hopefulLandlord: 6:17pm On Jul 14, 2017
Suspect33:
For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.

have you considered that it could actually be foolishness?

this post of yours is akin to hearing footballers praise teammates and their team as "best in the world, others are counterfeit and pretenders"; it feels good to the fans and they like it but does that make the statement true?

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