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God's Wife by r231(m): 9:01pm On Feb 07, 2010
On a cold day in December,
some years ago: A little boy,
about 10-years-old, was standing before a shoe store on the
roadway, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering
With cold.

A lady approached the young boy and said,
'My, but you're in such deep thought staring in that window!'

'I was asking God to give me a pair of
shoes,'was the boy's reply.

The lady took him by the hand, went into
the store, and asked the clerk to get half a dozen pairs of socks
for the boy. She then asked if he could give her a basin of water
and a towel. He quickly brought them to her.

She took the little fellow to the back
part of the store and, removing her gloves, knelt down, washed
his little feet, and dried them with the towel,

By this time, the clerk had returned with
the socks, Placing a pair upon the boy's feet, she purchased him
a pair of shoes,

She tied up the remaining pairs of socks
and gave them to him, She patted him on the head and said, 'No
doubt, you will be more comfortable now.'

As she turned to go, the astonished kid
caught her by the hand, and looking up into her face, with tears
in his eyes, asked her.

'Are you God's wife?'
Re: God's Wife by Kunbee: 10:12pm On Feb 07, 2010
Yes grin
Re: God's Wife by kodylicky(f): 10:37am On Feb 08, 2010
dats so sweet
Re: God's Wife by Idrizz(m): 10:52am On Feb 08, 2010
Good one, keep it up.
Re: God's Wife by romsky: 11:01am On Feb 08, 2010
ow i wanna be a kid once more
Re: God's Wife by 2Angels1: 7:34pm On Feb 08, 2010
lol
pele o romsky it can neva happen smiley
Re: God's Wife by Lolajoy(f): 9:48pm On Feb 08, 2010
Hmmm love it.
Re: God's Wife by Kunbee: 1:10am On Feb 09, 2010
Thanks cool
Re: God's Wife by romsky: 2:46pm On Feb 09, 2010
oh dont bother thanking me kunbee i live to make u smile kiss

2 Angels did u av to spell it out? angry
Re: God's Wife by Nobody: 10:43pm On Feb 09, 2010
Luv dat! grin
Re: God's Wife by Kunbee: 11:22pm On Feb 09, 2010
romsky:

[color=#770077]oh dont bother thanking me kunbee i live to make u smile kiss
cheesy kiss
Re: God's Wife by romsky: 10:19am On Feb 10, 2010
kunbee sowwy i don get my val
Re: God's Wife by Kunbee: 3:02am On Feb 16, 2010
Mschew

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