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What If A New Type Of 'Oil' 100 X More Valuable Was Discovered In Kano? by Rossikki: 11:37pm On Jul 25, 2017
Oil and gas earns Nigeria around $20 billion per annum.

What if a new type of mineral or energy source, worth ONE TRILLION DOLLARS PER ANNUM, were discovered tomorrow in Kano?

The discovery attracts huge international media attention, as experts from across the world rush to Kano to assess the quality, quantity, and efficacy of the new mineral/energy source.

All agree the discovery is indeed earth-shaking, and capable of catapulting Nigeria to the top 3 nations on earth within the space of 3 to 5 years, maximum. And in monetary terms, by far the richest nation on the face of the earth.

A sudden dramatic surge in international visa applications from all corners of the world, as people get desperate to partake in the newfound, dramatic, and amazing wealth suddenly bestowed upon Nigeria.

All experts conclude that the poorest Nigerian citizen will be 4 times richer than the average American, within 2 years of this earth shaking discovery.

The rest of Africa sits in wonderment as to how this sudden newfound resource emerged from Nigeria, turning it into a multi-trillion dollar economy overnight.

''The gods of these Nigerians are indeed awake'', they would exclaim.

Millions of Africans apply for visa. The Nigerian govt expands its embassies across the world to absorb the high intake of visa applicants, desperate to live in Nigeria. From Africa, Asia, Europe, America, Antarctica, they all begged to enter Nigeria. ''Who no like better thing?'' they asked themselves.

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In the midst of this drama, IPOB meekly sends its representatives to Abuja, begging the federal government to rescind its decision to grant them secession, following the pre-discovery referendum held in which Igbos had voted overwhelmingly to secede from Nigeria.

As IPOB delegates waited anxiously in the lobby of the National Assembly Abuja, news reached them that the federal government had rejected their appeal for a reversal of the secession, and directed that the IPOB delegates be sent on the first bus back to Onitsha, from whence they came, and that no such future representations or entreaties emanating from Biafra, would be entertained by the federal government.

As the IPOB delegates arrive Onitsha, gangs of angry youths numbering thousands, who had learnt of the failure of the 'reconciliation' mission, were waiting for them at the bus terminal.

The gangs descended on the delegates, and beat them black and blue.

''Look at these sufferhead men!'' they screamed. ''You went there and returned empty handed! Useless failures.''

This report ended as the delegates begged for their lives, and one of the irate youths smashed the NTA camera recording this incident.

Reporting live from Onitsha, Biafra, this is Funke Adebisi, NTA News.''

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Re: What If A New Type Of 'Oil' 100 X More Valuable Was Discovered In Kano? by ChimaAdeoye: 11:38pm On Jul 25, 2017
They will divide Nigeria immediately

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Re: What If A New Type Of 'Oil' 100 X More Valuable Was Discovered In Kano? by madridguy(m): 11:45pm On Jul 25, 2017
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Re: What If A New Type Of 'Oil' 100 X More Valuable Was Discovered In Kano? by Nobody: 11:55pm On Jul 25, 2017
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Re: What If A New Type Of 'Oil' 100 X More Valuable Was Discovered In Kano? by Suspense12(m): 11:55pm On Jul 25, 2017
Josefu....wake up from ya dreams...

Nothing of such is ever happening....

Only in dreams and in nollywood

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Re: What If A New Type Of 'Oil' 100 X More Valuable Was Discovered In Kano? by Warship: 11:57pm On Jul 25, 2017
Biafrans will tell them to hurriedly support disintegration of Nigeria because the Biafrans believe more in human resources than natural resources.

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Re: What If A New Type Of 'Oil' 100 X More Valuable Was Discovered In Kano? by Rossikki: 12:00am On Jul 26, 2017
Suspense12:
Josefu....wake up from ya dreams...

Nothing of such is ever happening....

How do you know?

Stranger things have happened on this earth dude.
Re: What If A New Type Of 'Oil' 100 X More Valuable Was Discovered In Kano? by APCLyingBastard: 12:35am On Jul 26, 2017
Rossikki:


How do you know?

Stranger things have happened on this earth dude.

Why do you think buhari was searching the entire North looking for oil like a chicken scratching the ground looking for earth worms?

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Re: What If A New Type Of 'Oil' 100 X More Valuable Was Discovered In Kano? by OreMI22: 1:01am On Jul 26, 2017
The North has NEVER, will NEVER and can NEVER contribute a penny to the federation account to be shared with other Nigerians.

So you know that if Kano or any part of Fulani land has anything useful discovered in their area, they will immediately break up Nigeria so that they won't share it with anyone.
Re: What If A New Type Of 'Oil' 100 X More Valuable Was Discovered In Kano? by Rossikki: 1:09am On Jul 26, 2017
APCLyingBastard:


Why do you think buhari was searching the entire North looking for oil like a chicken scratching the ground looking for earth worms?

It was during the search for oil they came across this hypothetical vintage mineral under discussion.
Re: What If A New Type Of 'Oil' 100 X More Valuable Was Discovered In Kano? by Rossikki: 1:10am On Jul 26, 2017
OreMI22:
The North has NEVER, will NEVER and can NEVER contribute a penny to the federation account to be shared with other Nigerians.

So you know that if Kano or any part of Fulani land has anything useful discovered in their area, they will immediately break up Nigeria so that they won't share it with anyone.

Like you're trying to do?
Re: What If A New Type Of 'Oil' 100 X More Valuable Was Discovered In Kano? by Rossikki: 6:27am On Jul 26, 2017
Warship:
Biafrans will tell them to hurriedly support disintegration of Nigeria because the Biafrans believe more in human resources than natural resources.

STORY.
Re: What If A New Type Of 'Oil' 100 X More Valuable Was Discovered In Kano? by Histrings08(m): 7:37am On Jul 26, 2017
Trust me, north will secede

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Re: What If A New Type Of 'Oil' 100 X More Valuable Was Discovered In Kano? by GiantParrot(m): 8:21am On Jul 26, 2017
Histrings08:
Trust me, north will secede

I can bet my last penny that this will be the outcome.


It wouldn't matter though. The majority will still remain poverty stricken. Similar to the abject poverty seen among most indigenous inhabitants of the Niger Delta. This is a well known outcome of the dependence on crude resources. The greed and self-centeredness of the elite will see it so.

The time honoured approach towards development is investment in human intellectual capital. The availability or lack of skilled human resources have far-reaching implications on long term prosperity in any society.

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Re: What If A New Type Of 'Oil' 100 X More Valuable Was Discovered In Kano? by amanda2013(f): 8:38am On Jul 26, 2017
What if this new majic mineral was found in biafra immidiatly they voted to seceed from nijeria?

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Re: What If A New Type Of 'Oil' 100 X More Valuable Was Discovered In Kano? by Warship: 8:41am On Jul 26, 2017
amanda2013:
What if this new majic mineral was found in biafra immidiatly they voted to seceed from nijeria?



That is what will happen after the establishment of Biafra.
Re: What If A New Type Of 'Oil' 100 X More Valuable Was Discovered In Kano? by Rossikki: 5:07pm On Jul 26, 2017
Histrings08:
Trust me, north will secede
How do you know? Stop jumping to conclusions my friend.

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