Oluwasaeon:
Lol

iwakacome:
na all of us go die last last

Epositive:
lies

Zoharariel:
I will not die but live to fulfill my Destiny - and anyone wishing me premature & untimely death shall replace me and die in my stead by the power & authority of all the irunmoles - Ase!

hopefulLandlord:
which makes me wonder why I haven't died already

BTW Hahn, remember when Babalawos said he'll do something to you if you gave him your real name and a pic which you supplied?

how's your life been since then?

Babalawos:
[s]Spiritual signs are subtle messages to humans about a future event that will take place.

Humans are scared of death. We all know it's coming for us at some point but we're still terrified of it. Because of the finality of death, people look for signs and omens of its inevitable arrival so they can either escape it or embrace it.

These 10 death signs are based on real experiences. If you're looking to dodge death, then maybe you should take a look below and keep an eye out for these signs:

10 SIGNS YOU ARE ABOUT TO DIE

(1) Ambulance: If an ambulance is parked outside of your building accidentally, death is nearby.

(2) Funerals: If you accidentally come across a funeral procession, you have to turn and follow it for at least four steps to avoid sudden death.

(3) Owl: Owl hooting in your neighborhood is a sign of death and bad luck ahead. Also if owl hoots right above your head or home, death is sure to come for you or your household.

(4) Black Cats: If a black cat meowing in your house at midnight is a sure sign of death and if a black cat crosses a funeral procession, someone in that funeral gathering will die within three days. Also if anyone sees a black cat cross the road at night, the person will die few days later.

(5) Cemetery: Be careful when walking in cemetery. If you fall while walking in a cemetery, death is almost certainly coming for you.

(6) Birds Flew Inside Your house: If a bird enters your home unexpectedly, it's a sign of death coming.

(7) Black Crows: Spotting six or more black crows means death is nearby.

8. Black Snakes: Spotting two black snakes together means that a death in the family is coming.

(9) Bees: If bees begin swarming on a rotting tree on your property, death is coming for you or someone close to you.

(9) Mirrors: If an undisturbed mirror suddenly falls and shatters, death is nearly.

(10) Death Speech: If you start talking about death often or if you are interested in death discussion, death is nearly.

Thank you for reading, leave a comment

Babalawos[/s]

hahn:


My life has been better o

There is this pastor(female) that pastors the church next door. That was how she placed a curse on me that I will never succeed and my wife will never give birth. We passed her yesterday and she was too ashamed to walk by us with wifey's big belly everywhere. I am sure she now believes what I said is true when I told her that her god is a non existent failure

johnydon22:
the two curses cancelled each other

hahn:




The woman has a big belly. I think it is a fibroid that is in it or something. Either that or a big pot of rotten food

I told her she should first cure herself before cursing anyone. She hear talk well that day. Dumb biatch that is busy squatting in a church depending on poor folks to pay offering before she and her drunkard looking husband can eat

hopefulLandlord:
which makes me wonder why I haven't died already

BTW Hahn, remember when Babalawos said he'll do something to you if you gave him your real name and a pic which you supplied?

how's your life been since then?

hopefulLandlord:
which makes me wonder why I haven't died already

BTW Hahn, remember when Babalawos said he'll do something to you if you gave him your real name and a pic which you supplied?

how's your life been since then?

chemystery:
Really? Where was I when this happened. Hahahahaha...haha, my belle was burst with laugh

Babalawos:
Spiritual signs are subtle messages to humans about a future event that will take place.

Humans are scared of death. We all know it's coming for us at some point but we're still terrified of it. Because of the finality of death, people look for signs and omens of its inevitable arrival so they can either escape it or embrace it.

These 10 death signs are based on real experiences. If you're looking to dodge death, then maybe you should take a look below and keep an eye out for these signs:

10 SIGNS YOU ARE ABOUT TO DIE

(1) Ambulance: If an ambulance is parked outside of your building accidentally, death is nearby.

(2) Funerals: If you accidentally come across a funeral procession, you have to turn and follow it for at least four steps to avoid sudden death.

(3) Owl: Owl hooting in your neighborhood is a sign of death and bad luck ahead. Also if owl hoots right above your head or home, death is sure to come for you or your household.

(4) Black Cats: If a black cat meowing in your house at midnight is a sure sign of death and if a black cat crosses a funeral procession, someone in that funeral gathering will die within three days. Also if anyone sees a black cat cross the road at night, the person will die few days later.

(5) Cemetery: Be careful when walking in cemetery. If you fall while walking in a cemetery, death is almost certainly coming for you.

(6) Birds Flew Inside Your house: If a bird enters your home unexpectedly, it's a sign of death coming.

(7) Black Crows: Spotting six or more black crows means death is nearby.

8. Black Snakes: Spotting two black snakes together means that a death in the family is coming.

(9) Bees: If bees begin swarming on a rotting tree on your property, death is coming for you or someone close to you.

(9) Mirrors: If an undisturbed mirror suddenly falls and shatters, death is nearly.

(10) Death Speech: If you start talking about death often or if you are interested in death discussion, death is nearly.

Thank you for reading, leave a comment

Babalawos

hopefulLandlord:
AnonyNymous, chemystery, johnydon22 here's the thread

https://www.nairaland.com/3302260/juju-incurable-sickness-badluck-madness#49544102

hopefulLandlord:
AnonyNymous, chemystery, johnydon22 here's the thread

https://www.nairaland.com/3302260/juju-incurable-sickness-badluck-madness#49544102

AnonyNymous:

Just saw it. Lmfao Hahn the fearless one I'm sure some religious people would've been so scared when he asked for name and picture, lol. It's just like the time he was doing 'face divination' when in reality he was making random guesses. He told me (ME, LMAO ) that I love to party and have been in trouble with the police. The one that really cracked me up was this really cute girl's 'divination'. Admittedly she had make up on but she was looking really good. The man just told her 'don't abort your next baby'. The babe didn't take it o apparently she claimed to be a virgin and really insulted the man for making such an innacurate guess about her, lol

hahn:


Absolute nonsense

chemystery:
thanks. This babalawos is a clown

AnonyNymous:

Just saw it. Lmfao Hahn the fearless one I'm sure some religious people would've been so scared when he asked for name and picture, lol. It's just like the time he was doing 'face divination' when in reality he was making random guesses. He told me (ME, LMAO ) that I love to party and have been in trouble with the police. The one that really cracked me up was this really cute girl's 'divination'. Admittedly she had make up on but she was looking really good. The man just told her 'don't abort your next baby'. The babe didn't take it o apparently she claimed to be a virgin and really insulted the man for making such an innacurate guess about her, lol

sonoforogun:


Fear-mongering na im babalawos de take chop o!

Babalawos:



Ẹyìn tí yóò di epo, yóò tọ́ iná wò.

A palm nut that wants to become palm oil would have a taste of fire.

Babalawos:


Obì tó bá fara pamọ́, ló máa ńgbó.

The kolanut fruit that hides itself is the one that grows to maturity.

Babalawos:


Ẹni ejò bá ti bùjẹ rí, bó bá rí ekòló, yóò họ.

Whoever had once been bitten by a snake, would flee at the sight of an earthworm.