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15 Bizarre Biblical Quotes That Could Make You Think Twice by MasterKim: 8:47pm On Jul 31, 2017
Although the Bible can be inspiring and informative, there are some unusual verses that can be sexually explicit and, sometimes, even contradict the Ten Commandments. After discovering a few myself, I researched more into the matter and discovered some truly bizarre quotes from various passages. I ranked them based on what I thought were the most unusual. Enjoy! [NOTE: Quotes below may differ from those of other editions of the Bible] - Quoted
Re: 15 Bizarre Biblical Quotes That Could Make You Think Twice by Memories12411: 8:49pm On Jul 31, 2017
Please study the Bible very before you start misleading the public.
Re: 15 Bizarre Biblical Quotes That Could Make You Think Twice by Nobody: 8:59pm On Jul 31, 2017
I would appreciate your mention when you are done, pls!
Re: 15 Bizarre Biblical Quotes That Could Make You Think Twice by MasterKim: 9:01pm On Jul 31, 2017
15. Numbers 31:32: These were the spoils which remained of the plunder taken by the fighting men: 675,000 sheep, 72,000 cattle, 61,000 donkeys, and as for persons, 32,000 young women who had had no intercourse with a man.

14. Genesis 16:8: And he said “Hagar, Sarai’s slave girl, where have you come from and where are you going?” She answered, “I’m running away from Sarai, my mistress.” The angel of the Lord said to her, “Go back to your mistress and submit to ill treatment at her hands.”


13. Genesis 15:9: The Lord answered, “Bring me a heifer three years old, a she-goat, three years old, a ram three years old, a turtle dove and a young pigeon.”

12. Deut. 25:11; When two men are fighting and the wife of one of them intervenes to drag her husband clear of his opponent, if she puts out her hand and catches hold of the man by his privates, you must cut off her hand and show her no mercy.

11. Genesis 19:8; “Look, I have two daughters, virgins both of them. Let me bring them out to you and you could do what you like with them. But do nothing to these men because they have come under the shelter of my roof.”


10. Deut. 28:53; Then because of the dire straits to which you will be reduced when your enemy besieges you, you will eat your own children, the flesh of your sons and daughters whom the Lord has given you.

9. Judges 3:21; And Ehud reached with his left hand, took the sword from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly. And the hilt also went in after the blade, and the fat closed over the blade, for he did not pull the sword out of his belly; and the dung came out.

8. Mark 14:51; A young man was following Him, wearing nothing but a linen sheet over his naked body; and they seized him. But he pulled free of the linen sheet and escaped naked.


7. Genesis 38:9; Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went in to his brother’s wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order not to give offspring to his brother. But what he did was displeasing in the sight of the LORD; so He took his life also.

6. Ezekiel 16:17; You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made foryourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them.


5. Kings 2:23; Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you bald head! Go up, you bald head!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the Lord. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.

4. Deut. 23:1; No man whose testicles have been crushed or whose organ has been cut off may become a member of the Assembly of God.

3. Leviticus 24:16; Whoever utters the name of the Lord must be put to death. The whole community must stone him, whether alien or native. If he utters the name, he must be put to death.


2. Exodus 4:24; And it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the Lord met him, and sought to kill him. Then Zipporah took a sharp stone, andcut off the foreskin of her son, and cast it at his feet, and said, “Surely a bloody husband art thou to me”.

1. Ezekiel 23:19; Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals – as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions.

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Re: 15 Bizarre Biblical Quotes That Could Make You Think Twice by Laryne(m): 9:02pm On Jul 31, 2017
Just know that nothing you discover can change anything about the word of God!...

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Re: 15 Bizarre Biblical Quotes That Could Make You Think Twice by MasterKim: 9:07pm On Jul 31, 2017
Laryne:
Just know that nothing you discover can change anything about the word of God!...
What matters is enlightening other about the word. According to the Bible, it's rewarding to convince people to be a Christian, so why can't you stop being dogmatic and enlightening people who don't believe about what does passages really mean

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Re: 15 Bizarre Biblical Quotes That Could Make You Think Twice by MasterKim: 9:11pm On Jul 31, 2017
Memories12411:
Please study the Bible very before you start misleading the public.
It's not about misleading anybody.
If you're sure of the truth, state it and lead the public

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Re: 15 Bizarre Biblical Quotes That Could Make You Think Twice by MasterKim: 9:12pm On Jul 31, 2017
GODKID98:
I would appreciate your mention when you are done, pls!
Done sir
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Re: 15 Bizarre Biblical Quotes That Could Make You Think Twice by obinna58(m): 9:19pm On Jul 31, 2017
Bible authors misinterpreted God grin

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Re: 15 Bizarre Biblical Quotes That Could Make You Think Twice by Nobody: 9:20pm On Jul 31, 2017
MasterKim:
Done sir
All right, thanls.
Re: 15 Bizarre Biblical Quotes That Could Make You Think Twice by MasterKim: 9:25pm On Jul 31, 2017
obinna58:

Bible authors misinterpreted God grin
Same way it was used to justify slavery

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Re: 15 Bizarre Biblical Quotes That Could Make You Think Twice by Paulpaulpaul(m): 9:26pm On Jul 31, 2017
MasterKim:

What matters is enlightening other about the word. According to the Bible, it's rewarding to convince people to be a Christian, so why can't you stop being dogmatic and enlightening people who don't believe about what does passages really mean

I'm not calling your linguistic prowess question but have you heard of contextual meaning?



You can't just pick a verse of the bible and deduce meaning from it. Also, you should remember that Bible was not originally written in English, it was translated to it. Pls, think about that

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Re: 15 Bizarre Biblical Quotes That Could Make You Think Twice by MasterKim: 9:30pm On Jul 31, 2017
Paulpaulpaul:


I'm not calling your linguistic prowess question but have you heard of contextual meaning?



You can't just pick a verse of the bible and deduce meaning from it. Also, you should remember that Bible was not originally written in English, it was translated to it. Pls, think about that
Good comment sir, can we all just revert back to using the Bible in it's original format. This translated stuff would have misled a lot of people
Re: 15 Bizarre Biblical Quotes That Could Make You Think Twice by obinna58(m): 9:39pm On Jul 31, 2017
MasterKim:

Same way it was used to justify slavery
Just being sarcastic
Bible is composed of plenty lies, they made their imaginary friend look evil
From Genesis to revelation there's no reasonable thing God did rather It all about killing killing and killing
Re: 15 Bizarre Biblical Quotes That Could Make You Think Twice by Paulpaulpaul(m): 9:45pm On Jul 31, 2017
MasterKim:

Good comment sir, can we all just revert back to using the Bible in it's original format. This translated stuff would have misled a lot of people



What I said does not mean that the Bible is incomplete, abridge or inferior. I said that to open your eyes to what translation can do to written text. But then, word like that also abound in the Qur'an eg.

“When the sacred months have passed, then kill the Mushrikin wherever you find them. Capture them. Besiege them. Lie in wait for them in each and every ambush but if they repent, and perform the prayers, and give zacat then leave their way free.” 9:5


“When you meet the unbelievers, smite their necks.” 47:4

“When your Lord revealed to the angels, ‘Truly I am with you. So, keep firm those who have believed. I will strike terror into the hearts of those who have disbelieved. So, strike them at the necks and cut off their fingers.’” 8:12

“Men are the protectors and maintainers of women because Allah has made one superior to the other and because they spend to support them from their means. Therefore, righteous women are obedient and they guard in the husband’s absence what Allah orders them to guard. And, as to those women from whom you fear disobedience, give them a warning, send them to separate beds, and beat them.” 4:34

“Oh you who believe, fight those of the disbelievers who are close to you and let them find harshness in you.” 9:123
Re: 15 Bizarre Biblical Quotes That Could Make You Think Twice by Laryne(m): 10:08pm On Jul 31, 2017
MasterKim:

What matters is enlightening other about the word. According to the Bible, it's rewarding to convince people to be a Christian, so why can't you stop being dogmatic and enlightening people who don't believe about what does passages really mean

I was too quick, a kind of trying to cross the river before getting to the bridge... I get you now

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Re: 15 Bizarre Biblical Quotes That Could Make You Think Twice by CoolUsername: 10:25am On Aug 01, 2017
Paulpaulpaul:




What I said does not mean that the Bible is incomplete, abridge or inferior. I said that to open your eyes to what translation can do to written text. But then, word like that also abound in the Qur'an eg.

“When the sacred months have passed, then kill the Mushrikin wherever you find them. Capture them. Besiege them. Lie in wait for them in each and every ambush but if they repent, and perform the prayers, and give zacat then leave their way free.” 9:5


“When you meet the unbelievers, smite their necks.” 47:4

“When your Lord revealed to the angels, ‘Truly I am with you. So, keep firm those who have believed. I will strike terror into the hearts of those who have disbelieved. So, strike them at the necks and cut off their fingers.’” 8:12

“Men are the protectors and maintainers of women because Allah has made one superior to the other and because they spend to support them from their means. Therefore, righteous women are obedient and they guard in the husband’s absence what Allah orders them to guard. And, as to those women from whom you fear disobedience, give them a warning, send them to separate beds, and beat them.” 4:34

“Oh you who believe, fight those of the disbelievers who are close to you and let them find harshness in you.” 9:123

If the Bible is just as bad as the Quran, then why are you a Christian?
Re: 15 Bizarre Biblical Quotes That Could Make You Think Twice by Paulpaulpaul(m): 11:11am On Aug 01, 2017
CoolUsername:

If the Bible is just as bad as the Quran, then why are you a Christian?



Because I chose to be and owe you NO explanation
Re: 15 Bizarre Biblical Quotes That Could Make You Think Twice by CoolUsername: 5:20pm On Aug 01, 2017
Paulpaulpaul:

Because I chose to be and owe you NO explanation

Your best defence for the atrocities in the Bible is "the Quran has stuff like that too". It really shows that you are victim of religious indoctrination and that you haven't put enough thought into your faith.

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