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My Joystick Always Erects Anytime I Spot A Lady's Underwear by henrylowe(m): 6:23pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
I have been having this problem for a very long time and I decided to bring it up for people to advise me Each time I see lady's underwear (especially bra) on the wire, it triggers sex provoking thoughts and before the blink of an eye, I begin to have erec'tion especially in public places. This is something that I have been harboring for a very long time because most people you tell your secrets will only laugh at you I remember when my neighbour washed her underwear and hung it on the wire, I busy was starring at her underwears when she caught me with my erec'ted joystick that almost evacuated from boxers. It has even gone worse that my joystick begins to er'ect each time I ear the word 'bra". Last week, I went to Ikotun market to buy some clothes when I overhead a random young lady asking a cloth seller if she sells bra. Upon hearing the word "bra", my joystick almost pierced my trouser and I was so embarrassed that I had to leave the market before angry mob descended on me. Sometimes, I feel this is a spiritual problem and sometimes I feel it's just has to do with my uncontrollable hormones Guys, what could really be wrong with me? Cc: Lalasticlala, Tosyne2much, Toks2008, Cutehector |
Re: My Joystick Always Erects Anytime I Spot A Lady's Underwear by tosyne2much(m): 6:25pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
Read the title=> Enters thread=> Saw the OP's predicaments=> Shook my head=> Unzips my trouser=> Pee on OP's Head=> Walks out of thread I will introduce you to a baba that will end your misery. All you need are Two native white fowl A feather of peacock A carton of turkey A bag of rice 3 kegs of palm oil Two stock jean trousers and two chinose 4 Likes |
Re: My Joystick Always Erects Anytime I Spot A Lady's Underwear by Janeyinspires(f): 6:30pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
tosyne2much: Na 'na waaa ooo' op mention you to come post? |
Re: My Joystick Always Erects Anytime I Spot A Lady's Underwear by Nobody: 6:32pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
Mountain of fire 70days fasting and prayer have started... I hope i have helped |
Re: My Joystick Always Erects Anytime I Spot A Lady's Underwear by mofeoluwadassah: 6:33pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
this wan pass me o.....lets ask ifa |
Re: My Joystick Always Erects Anytime I Spot A Lady's Underwear by Nobody: 6:34pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
tosyne2much:abeg nack dis guy 10 ways to stop fallin in love with pant and bra |
Re: My Joystick Always Erects Anytime I Spot A Lady's Underwear by Nobody: 6:37pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
If ordinary PERSON talk " pant and bra" ur prick dey stand, then wetin go happen if i shout "BIG BREAST!!!" If u con see real breast nko? Ur dick go cut comot be dat... Abeg lalasticlala dis guy need help... 1 Like |
Re: My Joystick Always Erects Anytime I Spot A Lady's Underwear by Nobody: 6:47pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
hmm op ur case conc sha
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Re: My Joystick Always Erects Anytime I Spot A Lady's Underwear by jjcforfake(m): 6:47pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
[quote author=henrylowe post=59278064]I have been having this problem for a very long time and I decided to bring it up for people to advise me Each time I see lady's underwear (especially bra) on the wire, it triggers sex provoking thoughts and before the blink of an eye, I begin to have erec'tion especially in public places. This is something that I have been harboring for a very long time because most people you tell your secrets will only laugh at you I remember when my neighbour washed her underwear and hung it on the wire, I busy was starring at her underwears when she caught me with my erec'ted joystick that almost evacuated from boxers. It has even gone worse that my joystick begins to er'ect each time I ear the word 'bra". Last week, I went to Ikotun market to buy some clothes when I overhead a random young lady asking a cloth seller if she sells bra. Upon hearing the word "bra", my joystick almost pierced my trouser and I was so embarrassed that I had to leave the market before angry mob descended on me. Sometimes, I feel this is a spiritual problem and sometimes I feel it's just has to do with my uncontrollable hormones Guys, what could really be wrong with me? Cc: Lalasticlala, Tosyne2much, Toks2008, Cutehector You are a fucking pevert |
Re: My Joystick Always Erects Anytime I Spot A Lady's Underwear by fineboynl(m): 6:49pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
lol, i guess it's because you know the particular girl that put the pant there. because i don't see how you can see new pant in the market and you get erection. if this still happens then you might get erection from female doll. and its a sign you are very active. others will kill to get your penis for real. keep it up lastly your mind is too dirty. suen, lalasticlala 1 Like |
Re: My Joystick Always Erects Anytime I Spot A Lady's Underwear by kodath(f): 6:50pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
...na serious case oo,,, you need serious deliverance.. so what will now become of your fate if you see real boobs .. 1 Like |
Re: My Joystick Always Erects Anytime I Spot A Lady's Underwear by JONNYSPUTE(m): 6:52pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
U re a fucking perv.Niggar! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Joystick Always Erects Anytime I Spot A Lady's Underwear by cyborg123(m): 7:01pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
It is good you have identified the trigger. You need to get your mind to a neutral thought immediately you are feeling aroused and say 'no arousal to this' repeatedly with your mind & mean it. 1 Like |
Re: My Joystick Always Erects Anytime I Spot A Lady's Underwear by deewhydoski(m): 7:07pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
Wonders shall never end oooo....person dey hear or see bra him dey get erection, what of if u see a lady unclothedness u na go run mad be that. Your village people dey do you.....op go to redemption camp straight 1 Like |
Re: My Joystick Always Erects Anytime I Spot A Lady's Underwear by Kevsman(m): 7:23pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
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Re: My Joystick Always Erects Anytime I Spot A Lady's Underwear by Toks2008(m): 8:18pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
henrylowe: Honestly this is a very hard one and I won't try to tell you what I don't know... Just try and tune off your mind anytime you are in such a situation. .. You may just think about something that will put you off like you contracting HIV from the owner of the bra or underwear or something terrible in the past that happened to u...I guess this will instantly relieve the impending erection. By the way what's your genotype? |
Re: My Joystick Always Erects Anytime I Spot A Lady's Underwear by Nobody: 8:20pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
That's his fetish. Op, if you're a Christian, give your life to Christ and always read your bible. You'll come out of it. 2 Likes |
Re: My Joystick Always Erects Anytime I Spot A Lady's Underwear by Nobody: 10:04pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
This is strong! Op go see a psychoanalyst! The problem is all in your mind. |
Re: My Joystick Always Erects Anytime I Spot A Lady's Underwear by Fourwinds: 7:22am On Aug 10, 2017 |
this OP requires heavy knocks on his head as soon as a bra is place in front of him....this is just d beginning of d treatment |
Re: My Joystick Always Erects Anytime I Spot A Lady's Underwear by Nobody: 7:57am On Aug 10, 2017 |
Op I think it's a curse |
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