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| An Unconfirmed Disturbing Report Pls Read. by edwin101: 3:07pm On Feb 15, 2010 |
pls help me tell people u know dat dey shd not buy drinks or apples/fruits from Hausa/ Muslims hawkers. Dey considered in their meeting to poison drink & sell @ churches areas and town to kill christians from 2morrow! pls spread de good news. I also heard that they intend to poision suya as well. Pls lets hold our troat oh |
| Re: An Unconfirmed Disturbing Report Pls Read. by Fhemmmy: 3:09pm On Feb 15, 2010 |
If unconfirmed, why spreading it then? This is a crime and i hope you know that you could be arrested and prosecuted? |
| Re: An Unconfirmed Disturbing Report Pls Read. by bashdecash(m): 4:49pm On Feb 15, 2010 |
hmmm, how can it be possible? do dey know who is a christian and who is a muslim buyer? All these are just made up to further cause instability. |
| Re: An Unconfirmed Disturbing Report Pls Read. by DisGuy: 4:57pm On Feb 15, 2010 |
edwin101: No you idiot it is from Friday just after the afternoon prayers!!! You are still allowed to eat till then  gullible people, you better dont starve till friday ooo |
| Re: An Unconfirmed Disturbing Report Pls Read. by ajalio(f): 5:11pm On Feb 15, 2010 |
Got the same text already on 4th of Feb via yahoo messenger. I wonder which 2morrow they mean.  This is only a scaremongering. |
| Re: An Unconfirmed Disturbing Report Pls Read. by citizenY(m): 5:24pm On Feb 15, 2010 |
@edwin101 The sms i got said you should stop breathing from now.  |
| Re: An Unconfirmed Disturbing Report Pls Read. by citizenY(m): 5:25pm On Feb 15, 2010 |
^^^^^^^ @edwin101 Because one Hausa man is going to fart |
| Re: An Unconfirmed Disturbing Report Pls Read. by tolu001: 5:47pm On Feb 15, 2010 |
what a silly post in a lawless land |
| Re: An Unconfirmed Disturbing Report Pls Read. by Nobody: 6:39pm On Feb 15, 2010 |
edwin101:  did your pastor tell you ? |
| Re: An Unconfirmed Disturbing Report Pls Read. by AT1: 12:33am On Feb 16, 2010 |
oyb: |
| Re: An Unconfirmed Disturbing Report Pls Read. by OYBMEND: 12:59am On Feb 16, 2010 |
People have killed others with guns and cutlasses while poisons will be a lot easier to execute than the previous two. It will be foolhardy to ignore any warning in the North, because confirmation will mean your own death. It is only those who have not lived in the North who will question how Southerners will be identified, na just to go sell the poison for mammy market people go just finish. In the North there are secluded markets for immigrants where you can find beer, and have a feel of the South. That is how discrimanotory life is in the North. |
| Re: An Unconfirmed Disturbing Report Pls Read. by MrCrackles(m): 1:01am On Feb 16, 2010 |
edwin101:Will you get lost, bloody nuisance! Idi. . ots like you should be barred permanently from using the internet!!! |
| Re: An Unconfirmed Disturbing Report Pls Read. by Fhemmmy: 1:09am On Feb 16, 2010 |
MrCrackles: Lol |
| Re: An Unconfirmed Disturbing Report Pls Read. by texazzpete(m): 11:51am On Feb 16, 2010 |
edwin101: Apart from corruption, one of Nigeria's main problems is overpopulation. We have too many mouths to feed and too few resources (after the corrupt guys get through with the national cake) to go round. Nigerians like yourself with low mental acuity and a critically low IQ can do us all a favor by buying a stout length of Hemp rope, locating the nearest tree and hang yourself. Re'tard. |
| Re: An Unconfirmed Disturbing Report Pls Read. by Livvvvy(f): 12:13pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
my nanny told me the same info last week, and i have been laughing since then. |
| Re: An Unconfirmed Disturbing Report Pls Read. by Nobody: 12:35pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
A word is enough for the wise. Those Muslim bastards in the north will go to any length to annihilate the \christioans in Naija. |
| Re: An Unconfirmed Disturbing Report Pls Read. by ishmael(m): 4:26pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
it could be true o, do not ignore the poster's warning. north is something else these days. better shine your eyes. |
| Re: An Unconfirmed Disturbing Report Pls Read. by edoyad(m): 4:40pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
^ When he says north of course you know who He's talking about so don't try to be smart ass. |
| Re: An Unconfirmed Disturbing Report Pls Read. by EzeUche(m): 4:44pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
It is not the Hausa we should be worried about, because we already know what they are capable of. IT IS THE YORUBA WHO WE SHOULD BE KEEPING AN EYE ON!!!  |
| Re: An Unconfirmed Disturbing Report Pls Read. by hakanai(m): 4:49pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
Abi! the poster said muslims and all they know is the North region.Please when will this finish.the alarm you are raising i got it like 3Weeks back and NAFDAC never complain yet.haba not to forget say lie na sin.rumour dey worst.Okay a real treat-do you know alot of your food comes from the North especially grains we should just increase the pesticide used for storage and make sure it gets to you  .A real life scenario if you most know  .just joking ,but you should know i find that a cowardly way of doing anything and will not encourage so.worst enemies in the world still share goods and yet hardly are posioned en mass.RUMOUR RUMOUR RUMOUR.regardles of war trade remains vital.before now we were already dying from our own people giving us sub-standard because of money.same caution you apply in the safety of what ever you consume in naija remains a good and fair advice.Sub-standard,fake,expired or poison. same effect and same source-naija environment . |
| Re: An Unconfirmed Disturbing Report Pls Read. by hatch: 5:29pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
cnario: You see your sef, you come here spamming NL with your style style adverts, come dey call fellow Nigerians from the north muslim naughty person Later you will be complaining when your business is not moving after you don abuse your potential customers  EzeUche: Your own case, i will not comment any further, You love yoruba women but you hate yoruba men ! Haba abi yoruba man se.xually abuse you when you be small pikin edwin101:@ OP I be just get sms warning me of coming close to people like you,that you are a suicide bomber in disguise |
| Re: An Unconfirmed Disturbing Report Pls Read. by WilyWily5: 6:10pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
@edwin101, Thanks for the information, Islam is Enemy of the World |
| Re: An Unconfirmed Disturbing Report Pls Read. by ajalio(f): 6:31pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
Such a nonsense, but generalisation seems to be your second first name. Quite popularly in Nigeria. |
| Re: An Unconfirmed Disturbing Report Pls Read. by MaiSuya(m): 8:22pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
edwin101: You are indisputably a FIRST CLASS CLOWN!!!!!! |
| Re: An Unconfirmed Disturbing Report Pls Read. by 9jii(m): 9:29pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
uneducated southernern nigerian christian,wats this about jahili?peace please |
| Re: An Unconfirmed Disturbing Report Pls Read. by Khams: 11:14am On Feb 18, 2010 |
I wan ask una, which time nairaland turned into a religio/political forum, Dis one na place we de share jokes for our pleasure. If one idiot wake from the wrong side of the bed and start sending some wild and non-feasible stories, As educated nairalanders we should be able to differentiate between rubbish and facts. People that have never been accross the niger will just sit and believe anything. Abeg lets enjoy our jokes and forget these idiots!!! |
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