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When A Guy Ask A Lady "Have You Eaten" ? (joke) by Oladipos(m): 2:54pm On Aug 24, 2017
Guys cannot ask girls.... ��� "HAVE U EATEN" in Nigeria again .......��
Cos when u do.. What u will hear is..
"Nope... I am broke.. Don't even have food stuff..
Right now.. I borrowed my friends phone � to chat with u.. No money� to fix my phone ��and my school fee sef... I used it to do a business��and they cheated me��I don't know how to get the � money back��All my friends that I trust Disappointed me.. And my body is doing me somehow ���I hate sickness.. Especially when I am broke ��and my landlord is on my neck... But I have raise half of my rent���still looking for who will help me with half���I hate this life... N I don't want to disturb my parents ��for money.. I know we are not too close�����������and I don't want to look like I am a beggar but I really need help now....
Anything u can send... Will send my account number to you now... Or I can come for the weekend if u send transport fare���������������������
My sister he didn't ask what's the problem of your generation.
Do you want to kill him, pls direct your problem to the right place, he is not God.
Re: When A Guy Ask A Lady "Have You Eaten" ? (joke) by Nobody: 3:06pm On Aug 24, 2017
shocked shocked
Re: When A Guy Ask A Lady "Have You Eaten" ? (joke) by babyfaceafrica: 3:29pm On Aug 24, 2017
Lmao

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