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A Complete Manual For Ladies That Feel Like Snatching Someone else's Boyfriend. by SirImole(m): 8:43am On Aug 25, 2017
LADIES, IF YOU ARE BORED AND YOU FEEL LIKE SNATCHING SOMEBODY'S BOYFRIEND OR GIVING SOMEBODY'S SON HEADACHE, THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE:


1. Find the guy
2. Confirm location
3. Use your best picture as your icon
4. Change your surname to his own
5. Get his attention
6. Move to his location
(About getting his attention) find and follow him on every social media you can think of:


Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Badoo
Hi5
Google+
LinkedIn
Ning
Meerkat
Mylife
Houseparty
Periscope
Plaxo
Snapchat
Xing
Bing
Yahoo
Tumblr
Vox
Xangal
Drupal
Joomla
Flickr
Zoho
Howcast
iTunes
MySpace
Vimeo
Agorapulse
YouTube
Buffer
Delicious
Digg
Hootsuite
Localvox
Path
Likable Hub
Pinterest
Quora
Scridb
Reddit
Yelp
Slideshare
Stumbleupon
Tweettdeck


That should be enough, depending on how desperate you are.
Comment on and like every of his social media activities. Throw comments like looking good dear, your gf is very lucky and so on. Make sure you see him online and post one of your good looking picture too. Most Guys are easy to manipulate because they usually fall hard for appearances and good lookers.


Start a conversation with him:
*now to the hard part*
Ask him out on a date
Look your best around him
Play the staring game with him and bring out his protective side, Guys are protective by instinct. So, make him appreciate you a lot more.The next time you’re having a conversation with him or walking down a street, take his hand. If you’re talking to him, rest your palm on his forearm to adjust your heel straps. If you’re walking down a path, pretend like the books in your hand are heavy and wait for him to offer to carry them for you. If you’re trying to cross a street, clasp his hand for assistance. And always thank him for being so sweet with a cute as a button smile even if he didn’t realize he was being helpful. It’ll make him feel good to be around you, especially when you appreciate his company so much.


Win the attention of his friends, If you can manage to make a great impression on his guy friends, chances are, the next time you wave and walk past them, they’re all going to talk about you and how cute and awesome you are.


*Now to the interesting part*
This is a big deal, you need to understand his girlfriend’s strengths and weaknesses. Snoop around on her social network pages and try to find out more about his girlfriend. What kind of a person is she and what kind of differences do they have? Even the best of couples have a few differences. Your covert operation is to find out what those differences are and which of them you can use to your advantage. Once you get to know the little lovers’ tiffs the guy you like and his girlfriend have, try to win his affection by discreetly bringing up similar issues and let him see how similar both your tastes and opinions are. Compatibility is of paramount importance in a relationship, even if most people don’t realize it. Use it to your advantage and you’ll make him wonder if you’re a better girlfriend potential for him than his own girlfriend! If she’s shy and timid, show off your bold karaoke videos on youtube, instagram, snap chat and the likes, If she’s too dominating, allow him to take more decisions when he’s with you.
*now you have put him on a bicycle without a back seat*

Next thing you do is "When you’re spending time with him, have a light hearted conversation almost all the time. But every once in a while, talk to him about something serious and even intellectual. Create interesting conversations and let him see how smart and aware you are. Ask him about his job or what he plans to do in the next few years. Talk to him about his goals and dreams, and about yours too. And always offer some great pointers that can help him, and ask him for a few pointers on your goals too.
*this time, he is not sure what he's doing so, you take that to your advantage again*


Flirt, but don’t tell. Now you’ve wowed him with your looks and your emotional intelligence, and he’s probably wishing he could be in a relationship with you. But the truth is, he’s not in a relationship with you just yet. So don’t break the suspense bubble by telling him that you like him. Both of you share a flirty and uncertain relationship with each other. By asking him out or telling him you have a crush on him, you’d end the confusing uncertainty and become the girl who has a crush on a guy with a girlfriend. And once he knows he’s won you over, he’ll lose interest to impress you. Always play coy, but stay mysterious. Never let him know that you like him. Always make it look like he’s the one giving you the attention. One thing you have to avoid though is texting him too often or even texting anything overly flirty. His girlfriend may end upreading it and force him to avoid you. Build the chemistry with your ttou you need to work your magic without ever making your intentions clear. Obviously, he’d know something is in the air or he wouldn’t be having happy flirty conversations with you. He’d be confused about his own feelings at this point, and this is when you need to build the romantic chemistry.The next time you’re having a conversation with him, try to build the chemistry with some flirty touches. You need to be discreet and careful not to overdo this move.

*Now to the part where you finish his most cherished relationship and self trust*
The next time you’re having a conversation with him, invite him along with your own group of friends and try getting some alone time with him. A few of your girl friends may already know you like him, and they can definitely help by adding a few ‘awkward’ comments like “you guys look good together!” Brush it off in fake jest and just smile. It’s awkward and funny, and it’s going to be perfect!


Now you’ve worked your magic and helped him see for himself what a great girl you are. Spend more time with each other and every now and then, try to get some alone time with him. Soon enough, with a bit of late night calls and a lot of mush, he’ll start to fall in love with you without even realizing it. If you’ve given him a bit of time to make the move or end his relationship with his own girlfriend and nothing’s really changing, you may have to take the plunge and let him know that you have more than just friends on your mind. Don’t tell him straight out that you like him because that would just put him in a spot. Instead be discreet and casual about it.

[s] YOUR JOB IS DONE
Now you have successfully scattered a relationship.
You can now decide what to do.
Professional thinking is ...
You are already seriously in love with the guy, well, Na you sabi the one wey you dey form there oo. [/s]

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DISCLAIMER: This, has nothing to do with any individual dead or alive.
It is just another pure imagination of a bored author. Stay blessed.



...and please don't thank me.

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