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Making Love The Best Way. by Hert777: 11:38am On Aug 30, 2017 |
Here is a portal for learning and discuss love making afiars. Pleas let your discusion be centred on lovemaking and its rude mentals. You can ask questions and you can also contribute. Please this not a forum for promoting promiscuity and any suc act will dealt withh. For any personal question you can call me on 08140323177 |
Re: Making Love The Best Way. by Hert777: 8:41pm On Sep 01, 2017 |
The way you kiss your lover says a lot about your relatioship. There are 3 major ways of kissing. 1) simple pecking, this is by the way a way of expressing your felling to just a relative and is not adviciable between two lovers because what you are saying is that , there is a barrier between the two of you. 2) forehead kissing, this is the way of showing adoration to a loved one like your mother, or goddess. 3) lip to lip and mouth to mouth. Is a way of expressing your deep love to your lover. This also include exhange of silver and is a way of saying take it all for I am yours. Now next time your pertnal kisses you. You will know where you belong to. |
Re: Making Love The Best Way. by Hert777: 10:25pm On Sep 01, 2017 |
Q: Is it possible for a woman to have an orgasm and not make that much noise? A: Yes. Women—and men—don’t always make audible sounds during orgasm. Q: Is sex enjoyable for her if she doesn’t orgasm? A: Women, more often than men, report that they find sex to be pleasurable even if they do not orgasm. In addition to the fact that it feels pleasurable to be touched, many women enjoy the intimacy that sex provides, the kissing, touching, closeness, etc. Q: Is there an average time to her orgasm? A: It depends in what way she’s stimulated. Masturbation with a vibrator is the quickest route to orgasm, while intercourse tends to take more time, for the majority of women. But it varies so much not only but from sex act to sex act, but also from woman to woman. Q: How can a guy bring a woman to orgasm faster? A: Women sometimes find it easier to orgasm if they are relaxed and feel comfortable with their partner. Orgasm is more likely with a regular relationship partner than a casual partner. Help her relax by addressing any relationship conflicts, and talking about (and trying to meet) her needs for affection and intimacy. Be positive and complimentary about issues she's anxious about, such as her appearance or weight.Also, make sure she is sufficiently aroused prior to trying to have an orgasm from MouthAction, intercourse, or hand stimulation. There is no magic cue to tell, so talk to her!n Q: Can he bring her to orgasm during a quickie? A: It depends how quick the quickie is. There are few women who can orgasm in less than 5 minutes, but some can. More often, though, the answer is no. Q: How can a guy give a woman multiple orgasms? A: Not all women report ever having had multiple orgasms. In some studies, it seems that less than half of women have reported this. That doesn’t mean that they aren’t capable of multiple orgasms, but it does mean that we don’t know how many are. For women who want multiple orgasms—and that is key, guys—try to maintain stimulation through the first orgasm so that she can keep going. For women who are neutral about multiples or don’t care, don’t pressure her (and yes, trying too hard counts as pressure) because pressure and orgasm rarely mix. Q: What is the best sex position for her orgasm? A: There is no such thing: It depends on the woman. Again, not all women can orgasm during intercourse. Some orgasm more easily from stimulation of the front wall of the vagina, others more easily from direct stimulation of the clitoris. Missionary and rear entry are among the more common positions and probably for a reason: Each provides either clitoral or front-wall stimulation, making them good bets for many women. Q: Is MouthAction best? A: No, but the direct stimulation of the clitoral glans does make it easier for many women to orgasm. Q: How can a guy tell if he really is her “best ever”? A: If she tells you that. Q: What about women achieving orgasm through fantasy alone? A: We know that it is possible, but relatively rare. Orgasms resulting from waking fantasies are not at all common, and dreams during sleep are somewhat common. Q: And what’s this about a nipple orgasm? A: We don’t even really understand how clitoral/vaginal orgasms work, let alone how nipple-stimulated orgasms work. We have various theories, but no one really knows. All we know is that some women (that is, the minority) have had this experience. I wouldn’t encourage a guy to try to give a woman these types of orgasms because that can result in too much pressure, frustration, and dissatisfaction—and that wouldn’t provide a service to either party. |
Re: Making Love The Best Way. by Hert777: 10:47pm On Sep 01, 2017 |
145 comments you shoul never make about a naked woman. 1. I see your boobies. 2. I think it’s sexiest when you’re not quite all the way naked. It keeps the mystery alive. 3. I got an Uber coming in 10 minutes. 4. Here comes the daddy train, choo-chooing into your mommy hole! 5. Let’s just cuddle. 6. Your sister got the good ass. 7. Now wait, I put this where? 8. Oh. I thought you were going to look different. 9. I see by the pubes you’re a feminist. 10. Booyah! We have liftoff. 11. Are these fake? 'Cause they feel fake. 12. You know who's sexy? Our kids' teacher. 13. Bleep the media’s idealized vision of feminine beauty—I think it’s so great how you own your own sexuality. 14. I bet that Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a demon in the sack. 15. You may want to have that looked at. 16. Are you out of moisturizer? 17. Whoa there Nelly! 18. I brought batteries. 19. Just keep your arms up so they look perky. 20. I feel like a piece of meat. 21. How many kids have you had? 22. Well, I guess so since we're both here. 23. Would you mind if I just pulled up a picture of an ex on my phone? 24. I don't think the invisibility potion worked. 25. You have nothing to be ashamed of. 26. Bet you can do a heck of a cannonball! 27. What do you expect? You're not 18 anymore. 28. I bet you'd look swell in a dickie! 29. You look like a reader. 30. Is there anything they can do for that? 31. The carpet does match the drapes, and both need a shampoo. 32. When I told you your blouse looked great, but it would look better on my bedroom floor... it also looked really great on you. 33. There’s no way all of those are freckles. 34. More like hairy-olas. 35. You have a very sexy voice is what threw me. 36. Gary! Did Gary put you up to this? 37. So that’s what was under the Spanx. 38. Have you lost weight? Because your tits look smaller. 39. Have you gained weight? Because your tits look huge. 40. You look cold, do you want to borrow my jacket? 41. Can I take your picture? My wife is never gonna believe this happened to me. 42. Mom, boundaries. 43. I thought you were going to start doing more planks. 44. Here comes my dick in 5, 4, 3, 2... oh never mind, it’s gone again. 45. Is that a rash? 46. You’re big in all the right places. 47. It doesn’t matter what you look like when my eyes are closed. 48. Of course your nipples are different sizes. They're sisters, not twins. 49. Is that the trend in bushes now, or do you just not care anymore? 50. Well aren't you a healthy thing! 51. I like the right boob better. 52. I like that you’re squishy. 53. You are so hot in a MILF kinda way. 54. Why is your neck skin so weird? 55. I think I’ll go golfing with the guys this weekend. 56. Does your vagina speak Portuguese? 57. I never see you at the gym anymore, do I? 58. Do you mind being less pale? The glare is making it hard to read. 59. My brother is downstairs and he’s going to stay with us for a while. Cool? 60. Are you available for conjugal visits starting in about 45 days? 61. I'm STD-free. They test me every two weeks. 62. Is that a squirrel you’re sitting on? 63. This totally reminds me of that scene in Dune, when Muad'dib learns that his name is a “killing word.” 64. Do you mind putting a towel down if you’re going to sit there? 65. Does it get sweaty under those? 66. Good for you! You’re so brave! 67. I hate the way the media portrays women as all thin and sexy. I like real women like you. 68. Do you know that Sir Mix-a-lot song? 69. Well, I’m no prize either. 70. Who needs 72 virgins in the afterlife when I've got a hot potato like you? 71. Yes! Now all my friends owe me ten bucks! 72. Let me paint you. 73. Okay, I’m young Obi-Wan, and you’re an enraged Wookiee. 74. Don’t sit on that, it’s old. 75. You carry yourself well. 76. Is that a henna tattoo or a stretch mark? 77. Guess I’ll be on top. 78. Feel free to use anything from my bathroom —towels, moisturizer, deodorant, shaving stuff… 79. Why were you playing so hard to get? 80. You remind me of my mother. 81. You remind me of my sister. 82. You remind me of my brother. 83. Do you want to take a quick shower? 84. No,, that wasn’t about you. I just happened to be thinking about my 401k at that same instant is why I made that face. It’s in the shitter. 85. You know what might be hot? Blindfolds! 86. I just can’t stop looking at your underwear on the floor there. I’ve never seen a pair of panties look so… exhausted. 87. Do you like board-games? 88. Wanna watch TV? 89. I just remembered I have chlamydia. 90. It just hit me who you remind me of. Bea Arthur. 91. You sure you wouldn’t be more comfortable in a robe or a cab? 92. You’re like a painting; that one by Picasso. 93. This is not going to help my self-esteem issues. 94. I appreciate your effort. 95. You’ve got some real potential there. 96. I just remembered that I am married. 97. Is that contagious? 98. Were you always a woman? 99. You look familiar. Do you model for JC Penny’s underwear ads? Because I think I’ve whacked off to you recently. 100. Jesus, how much do you bench? 101. Can you come over here instead? I think that's a school across the street and I could be within 500 feet on that side of the room. 102. So we can agree there’s nothing hotter than a clown, right? A sex clown? Where are you going? 103. Even your curves have curves. 104. You have curves and cul-de-sacs. 105. What can I say, I'm a hugger! Come on; bring it in! 106. I think I can, I think I can, I think I can... 107. Yeah, yeah, whatever. What's your wifi password? 108. You’re totally hotter than an Orion slave girl from Protos VI. 109. Do you smell something funny? 110. You never want to talk anymore. 111. Your fly is open. 112. Girl, you got a vitamin D deficiency? I have what you need... in my pants! Seriously, new bottle, never opened. 113. I went hillbilly hand fishing naked once. Never make that mistake again. 114. Man, I’d hide in your hamper and watch you bathe all day. 115. Do you have a used loofa you're thinking about getting rid of? 116. Maybe you’d be more comfortable in this slanket? 117. You look like a model. From the Renaissance. 118. My friends think I’m such a freak, but you’re perfectly my type. 119. No, I’m laughing at a thing I just remembered. No, I can’t tell you. 120. Guess I’m gonna need the blue pills. 121. I can see your Love Machine hole. 122. I'm fat too, don’t worry. 123. Be right back, I have to take a quick crap. 124. Did your belly button always look like that? 125. Wow. You have a good bra, really holds them up. 126. You have a really nice… face. 127. Are you sure you’re comfortable in that? 128. Let’s agree not to tell our friends about this. 129. I need a little Garth Brooks to get me in the mood. 130. To be safe, let me show you the Heimlich in case you need to save a life. 131. You ever get a backache carrying those things around? 132. Have you considered the parable of Plato's cave? The idea is that our perceptions are limited, and we only receive reality as shadows on a cave wall, with the truth of the world hidden from our view. Let us ponder this philosophical question for a while. 133. I would not want to have your baby powder bill. 134. Let me stand behind you and show you how to toss a horseshoe. 135. So, airing out the fun hatch? 136. Can you turn around? I’m trying to find a good angle for my mental spank bank. 137. You look good now, it's shame after kids all that is gonna fall. 138. So how rough do you want it, baby? Klingon hard or Dothraki hard? 139. Did you just pee? 140. Let me show you my puppets! 141. Kettlebells will tighten that shit up. 142. Do you mind if my roommate watches? 143. How much? 144. My ex used to do that. 145. Well, no matter what, I’d still bang you. |
Re: Making Love The Best Way. by Hert777: 10:29pm On Sep 06, 2017 |
People always talk about lasting long in sex. Guys how long is the minimal and maximal. Let's know your mind please. |
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