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Computer Gender by camara(f): 1:06pm On Feb 15, 2007 |
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz." A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?" Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora", because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. (THIS GETS BETTER!) The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computador", because: 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model. The women won. |
Re: Computer Gender by dabby(f): 4:11pm On Feb 20, 2007 |
I can't help but agree. |
Re: Computer Gender by StMilli(f): 12:15pm On Aug 31, 2007 |
True talk |
Re: Computer Gender by menosky: 4:27pm On Sep 02, 2007 |
absolutely true |
Re: Computer Gender by clemcykul(f): 10:18am On Sep 03, 2007 |
i pray i marry the right lady dabby will u marry me |
Re: Computer Gender by slitty: 10:30am On Sep 03, 2007 |
interesting |
Re: Computer Gender by Corla(m): 2:50am On Jul 27, 2008 |
Hey Camara WHo told you that guys can't think by themselves, and stuffs like that?Infact na u ladies dey give guys headache |
Re: Computer Gender by Corla(m): 2:52am On Jul 27, 2008 |
Hey Camara WHo told you that guys can't think by themselves, and stuffs like that?Infact na u ladies dey give guys headache Anyway, Im thinking about u |
Re: Computer Gender by MrInfo1(m): 7:22am On Jul 27, 2008 |
Big shit popping |
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