A european pilot came to Nigeria and hired two local hunters to help him get some bush meat.
He dropped them in the forest in a chartered plane and returned a week later to pick them up.
He looked at the 'bush meat' they had shot, there's no way the plane can take all this bush meats, we will have to leave a third of it behind."

" But we did it last year", the hunters insisted.
"The pilot took the two of us and the same amount of bush meat in a plane just like yours."

The pilot hesitated but the decided to take their word for it.
Well, if u did it last year, i suppose we can do it again this year."

The plane took off
As it approached a nearby mountain, it could not gain height. It crashed into the side of the mountain.
The pilot and the hunters crawled out of the plane, dazed but glad to be alive.
I wonder where we are the pilot asked.
One of the hunters looked around, "Dont worry, i think we are just 15metres from east of where we crashed last year.
The pilot faints.

Yes nice joke but must all jokes end in ''he fainted''?

Nellyon:

Yes nice joke but must all jokes end in ''he fainted''?

Lol,
my dear i tried to figure out why he fainted but he told me to shut up and mind my business

I tot he fainted,cld he still talk?

its studio's imagination . . . so i guess he's both the pilot and the hunters. and his bicycle is the beechcraft.

Note, he wasn't flying a plane. in recent past in lagos, drivers of public transport vehicles are called pilots.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha(10x)

D1KeleVra:

trust me. . . Studio is not the pilot. . . CAN'T be the pilot. . . na beans?

Now i see why you were nicknamed ''Oshodi Goat'' ,
Enemy of Progress.

Baxilexi:

Note, he wasn't flying a plane. in recent past in lagos, drivers of public transport vehicles are called pilots.

like you've lived or worked close to tejuosho motor garage to have known what drivers of public transport vehicles are being called, Ewu!

Dyt:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha(10x)

see me see wahala o

studio are u in Abj?

so na '''i de stay Abuja'''

D1KeleVra:

^^He's in the out-skirts of abuja. . . . Mr.Studio no biff please. . . give respect to whom it's due

Allow me to answer the babe na, shooooh, na so u like woman reach? Lol

Nellyon:

studio are u in Abj?

Nah sweety i dey Lag , but i fit relocate if u want me to , i like your name

shattap and go suck your thumb 

Studio wannabe ,






i don start my aircraft engine now, abi control tower no go give me clearance?

Bros why e be sey na Negative things full your mind like this sef, ?




*starts singing* >Some people jealous me, some people jeolous me, some people jealous me because of my Chopper Aircraft <

Lol

studio i'm not happy with you o

what have i done again my love?

well, fasten your seat belt i'm about to take off baby

u this uncivilized village head master,

why u calling my chopper aircraft a flying wheel barrow ? ,
abi u want make i release jet blast on you?

Ere it goes boooom booooom,ur ballons jst went off n dere it drops kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa,d wheelbarrow scatters n guess wat?

whats the point sweety, u dey wish make i crash for Air? 120thousand feet above the sea level?

chaii your prayer no go work o,

*starts singing* You bad u know it, see this lepa lepa to bad o

Seems u sing well,wldnt mind u compose a nice one 4 NL

i need to know how much is involve before anything happens  lol

Try post an advert bt i ll sponsore wit 2.5m kobo dats a whole lot of money u know

poor little brat like you

@post

lol da hunterz lied! idiots. . .so they wanted 2 crash again. . odez lol

joke not bad