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A Page From A Pastor’s Diary by fixzylani: 11:59am On Sep 25, 2017
Dear diary,

Church was awesome today, that idea from Africa Magic flew and people felt the anointing. This ‘evil spirit’ and enemies from my father’s house business is still hot cake after all.

I will have to talk to Sis Mercy whose breastfeeding stunts in the fourth row keep distracting me. I guess no one will ever know what inspired 1 Peter 2:2, “Long for the pure milk of the word that you may grow thereby’’ as the topic of bible study for several weeks running.

Lately, money from the offering basket has been growing wings. I suspect Bro Isaac, the head usher. Teachers’ salaries have not been paid in months yet every Sunday a new crisp shirt is christened to the glory of God. I refuse to believe that the Lord works in such mysterious ways. A little dose of generational curses from the book of Psalms next Sunday should cure that. The dreaded church board meeting held today. Membership had been dwindling for the past few months and the board is pushing for radical changes. They want messages sprinkled with quotes from John Maxwell, garnished with Richard Templar’s management principles and soaked in Dale Carnegie human management tips. They say it is to attract more young people to the church. Whatever happened to the good old fashioned holiness and

CONTINUE READING HERE.. http://thenakedconvos.com/pastors-diary/

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Re: A Page From A Pastor’s Diary by Samsimple(m): 12:24pm On Sep 25, 2017
Later some people will say they don't know why God punish them...
Re: A Page From A Pastor’s Diary by fixzylani: 6:22pm On Sep 25, 2017
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Re: A Page From A Pastor’s Diary by obisco4u: 8:07pm On Sep 25, 2017
Nice one. This is what happens backstage in most churches.
Re: A Page From A Pastor’s Diary by fixzylani: 7:54pm On Sep 28, 2017
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