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Re: See Twelve Things You Must Experience While Going For The Nigerian Military Test by santopelele(m): 7:41am On Sep 27, 2017
thanks man
Re: See Twelve Things You Must Experience While Going For The Nigerian Military Test by richardoz(m): 7:42am On Sep 27, 2017
This crack me a bit.... but it's not by force to join them now, if you can't abide; you'd better make way!

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Re: See Twelve Things You Must Experience While Going For The Nigerian Military Test by Ladyjumong(f): 7:59am On Sep 27, 2017
Coldfeets:
Na wa o!

Army no send you at all!

No wonder operation python dance was such a huge success!
yeah, wonder why the same wasnt said about bokoharam
Re: See Twelve Things You Must Experience While Going For The Nigerian Military Test by Maniche44(m): 7:59am On Sep 27, 2017
all these things just to get killed someday.
Re: See Twelve Things You Must Experience While Going For The Nigerian Military Test by woodrow1: 7:59am On Sep 27, 2017
grin grin grin grin I no fit come and kuku go die na
Re: See Twelve Things You Must Experience While Going For The Nigerian Military Test by ruggedtimi(m): 8:02am On Sep 27, 2017
Hardewarlee:
Pure craziness , Dem take everything hard as if na heaven you wan enter . Please people who has family in USA Army naxo dem dey do dia people wey wan join army ? Mtcheew. ... Bokoharam dey dia dem no fit do shakara to dem , Na to dey beat ppl wey just wan join any how . God is watching una . And for the responsible Soldiers in the Nigerian Army . "You left your family to Save other people's family , May God Almighty Allah Protect yours (amin)". Long live Humble Soldiers.
you think boko haram na beans, how long has it taken u.s army to fight al aqaeda or talibans?

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Re: See Twelve Things You Must Experience While Going For The Nigerian Military Test by Habyz(m): 8:06am On Sep 27, 2017
Hardewarlee:
Pure craziness , Dem take everything hard as if na heaven you wan enter . Please people who has family in USA Army naxo dem dey do dia people wey wan join army ? Mtcheew. ... Bokoharam dey dia dem no fit do shakara to dem , Na to dey beat ppl wey just wan join any how . God is watching una . And for the responsible Soldiers in the Nigerian Army . "You left your family to Save other people's family , May God Almighty Allah Protect yours (amin)". Long live Humble Soldiers.
Your reasoning sha, no military training in the world is created to be easy for the personnels or the recruits, if you're complaining about the regular military training I wonder what you would say about the Nigerian special forces such as SBS,SSG and so on.

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Re: See Twelve Things You Must Experience While Going For The Nigerian Military Test by eph12(m): 8:17am On Sep 27, 2017
kokosin:
Na becos work no dey dats y pple dey apply for Nigeria military
U don't go there to look for work
Re: See Twelve Things You Must Experience While Going For The Nigerian Military Test by chatinent: 8:25am On Sep 27, 2017
There, you kill to live and live to kill. Gallantry is our core mindwork. If we die today, we die no more. Join me moderate Chatinent Forum, click link on my signature.

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Re: See Twelve Things You Must Experience While Going For The Nigerian Military Test by johnmarcel(m): 8:37am On Sep 27, 2017
who military help!
Re: See Twelve Things You Must Experience While Going For The Nigerian Military Test by femo86(m): 8:58am On Sep 27, 2017
I remembered my friend's younger brother that joined the US Marine, like 3 years ago....Oh boy, boot camp was for 6 months...The guy wey be like crayfish before come be like gaint after rigorous training.....

Even if you do not really have the passion for the job before enrolling, my brothers and sisters.....after 6 months of training...you go fall in love with am

Military training all over the world is similar......
Re: See Twelve Things You Must Experience While Going For The Nigerian Military Test by LordIsaac(m): 9:11am On Sep 27, 2017
If I had the structure.. I woulÉ— be a seal now! grin
Re: See Twelve Things You Must Experience While Going For The Nigerian Military Test by futuregoal(m): 9:13am On Sep 27, 2017
Apparently, you must've experienced the situations like myself, my brother. ALL ARE TRUE, big time!
Re: See Twelve Things You Must Experience While Going For The Nigerian Military Test by Coldfeets: 9:19am On Sep 27, 2017
Ladyjumong:
yeah, wonder why the same wasnt said about bokoharam

Yeah right.

Boko Haram was a handshake that was allowed to go beyond the elbow, thus it becomes a different thing.

The lessons learnt from such misadventure could be said to be the reason why Army had to move in fast to curb and check the excesses of IPOB before it becomes something else.

You will be saying that IPOB will never turn violent or even turn against us the Igbo people they are supposedly fighting to 'liberate' but then again, the same could be said about ISIS.

ISIS started from fighting Bashar al-Assad in Syria as freedom fighters.

Then they became a very powerful government of its own by taking territories and control of oil facilities in those territories, started to forcefully collect taxes from the people, forced everyone in their territory to abide by a particular rigid religious code... and all these things happened while the rest of the world watched!

So, my dear, as you can see, it doesn't take much for 'freedom fighters' to transform into a very powerful and deadly 'terrorist organization'.

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Re: See Twelve Things You Must Experience While Going For The Nigerian Military Test by jibs4lv(m): 9:29am On Sep 27, 2017
Hardewarlee:
Pure craziness , Dem take everything hard as if na heaven you wan enter . Please people who has family in USA Army naxo dem dey do dia people wey wan join army ? Mtcheew. ... Bokoharam dey dia dem no fit do shakara to dem , Na to dey beat ppl wey just wan join any how . God is watching una . And for the responsible Soldiers in the Nigerian Army . "You left your family to Save other people's family , May God Almighty Allah Protect yours (amin)". Long live Humble Soldiers.
sarap! Dey beg u to come or why d stupid complain

Re: See Twelve Things You Must Experience While Going For The Nigerian Military Test by jibs4lv(m): 9:33am On Sep 27, 2017
johnmarcel:
who military help!
it's been helping and protect ur ancestors from being killed like fowl till ur turn !
Re: See Twelve Things You Must Experience While Going For The Nigerian Military Test by MistadeRegal(m): 9:36am On Sep 27, 2017
ElCapone:
your opinion though, but google and c some navy seal videos so u understand Wat military training is all about. No country can afford to have a weak soldier. Some nations even torture their soldiers just to c how much u can take when or if captured by enemy forces.

Don't mind him. He doesn't know. He expect a soldier a shiver while in the rain, complain fever in the sun and complain uncomfortable while on the battlefield, scream when he steps on a thorn, cry when slapped and think only of dying without trying to escape when captured. Tell him to search google and see how Russians makes SPETSNAZ out of civilians who join the army and come tell us what he sees.

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Re: See Twelve Things You Must Experience While Going For The Nigerian Military Test by Opatoranking(m): 9:45am On Sep 27, 2017
Nice write-up very interesting place to go but remember you must be very vigilant in case of sudden information and you should be able to take insult like YOUR MOTHER and so on.various medical test are also involved
Re: See Twelve Things You Must Experience While Going For The Nigerian Military Test by iamclime(m): 10:04am On Sep 27, 2017
Most of these things will be experienced by anybody who serves in Kaduna. If you were in Gonin Gora Camp and didn't pass through most of these, you be proper OTONDO! Kaduna Camp dey do corpers like sey dem wan join military. Oh, gone are those days!

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Re: See Twelve Things You Must Experience While Going For The Nigerian Military Test by xtremeTall(m): 10:04am On Sep 27, 2017
Definitely u have been an applicant...lol
Re: See Twelve Things You Must Experience While Going For The Nigerian Military Test by rabbi1234(m): 10:27am On Sep 27, 2017
And forget medical test, punishment like seat on your head, endeourance jourging.
Re: See Twelve Things You Must Experience While Going For The Nigerian Military Test by johnmarcel(m): 10:28am On Sep 27, 2017
jibs4lv:
it's been helping and protect ur ancestors from being killed like fowl till ur turn !
na ur ancestors them protect dont let me call you names
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Re: See Twelve Things You Must Experience While Going For The Nigerian Military Test by mecussey(m): 11:00am On Sep 27, 2017
Orodje:
grin grin geez I love the write up

Yea man, i love it too. Hard training makes someone mean and wicked but I think its time to train harder and educate more. Meaness/Wickedness without education is evil. American soldiers go through hard training and still behave.
Re: See Twelve Things You Must Experience While Going For The Nigerian Military Test by dominicnuel(m): 11:40am On Sep 27, 2017
What abt us dat dont knw how to exercise can we join?
Re: See Twelve Things You Must Experience While Going For The Nigerian Military Test by ilikewomen: 3:16pm On Sep 27, 2017
I've watched US army training many times and this is just plain dumb abeg



chatinent:
The Nigerian military (be it in air force, navy or army) is a place to be! Well, you are being patriotic and found wanting too.
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Though, most times, they are basic requirements depending on the school, for instance, some army schools disallow those with tattoos, flat foot, eye/ear problems,ex-convicts etc. You also, MUST be a Nigerian. Here are twelve few things you must experience and may also avoid the hell part, while going for the Nigerian military aptitude tests:
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1. You must run there! How athletic are you? This is a culture you must face! So, if you are planning to wear skirts, dear, start selecting a nice pair of trousers. You will run for about three-four hours approximately.
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2. Double Double! This slang is all way energetic meaning you should hasten up while running. In fact, you must always double in anything you do amid the premises.
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3. Being like a soldier ant! You must be organized! If you dare bring your 'last-born character' there, dem go humble you. So, start wearing off the grin!
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4. You will be searched! Who knows, you might be a terrorist wink ... So, you must be searched. But, I'm sure, a bullet is always watching everyone from afar.
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5. Sit down. No one's going to get you a chair, you must sit on the floor (I mean, you go sit for ground), come rain, come sun, and you dare not take an umbrella or koboko go fall on you.
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6. Slapping is a religion there. Be warned, put on your most obedient character.
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7. Epilepsy in dust-bin. Many get seizures here. That's a passport to bid you bye.
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8. Expo can be peppery. When caught, dear, I just will say: 'I pity you.'
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9. Come with all they require. No excuses, just be there with all they asked or don't come at all.
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10. If you are supposed to be in Centre A, don't come to Centre B. Yes, go where you are told to go, everything is strict.
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11. Don't wear an army camouflage. Haha, they will rain beating on you oo.
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12. You must answer every soldier with 'yes sir' : Store this in your memory.
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Thanks for reading, you may also like to read Current news about The Nigerian Army Institute of Technology and Environmental Science here as their application is open.
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Origin: http://chatinent.com.ng/index.php?act=ST&f=34&t=370&st=0#entry710
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Re: See Twelve Things You Must Experience While Going For The Nigerian Military Test by Kalashnikov102(m): 4:10pm On Sep 27, 2017
I get tattoo sad
Re: See Twelve Things You Must Experience While Going For The Nigerian Military Test by tojahh(m): 5:33pm On Sep 27, 2017
chatinent:
There, you kill to live and live to kill. Gallantry is our core mindwork. If we die today, we die no more. Join me moderate Chatinent Forum, click link on my signature.

You nailed it bro... Was almost exactly Same with the Navy. One last thing


You have to memorise terms used in addressing officers if you mis-address any senior officer as a junior officer, just better start rolling know the floor or slapping your chin.

Again... You can be woken up anytime for drill. So BE ALERT
Re: See Twelve Things You Must Experience While Going For The Nigerian Military Test by ElCapone(m): 5:52pm On Sep 27, 2017
MistadeRegal:


Don't mind him. He doesn't know. He expect a soldier a shiver while in the rain, complain fever in the sun and complain uncomfortable while on the battlefield, scream when he steps on a thorn, cry when slapped and think only of dying without trying to escape when captured. Tell him to search google and see how Russians makes SPETSNAZ out of civilians who join the army and come tell us what he sees.
thank u jareh

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