An earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits Nigeria
early this morning. Two million Nigerians have died and over a million
are injured.

The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to
start and is
asking for help to rebuild.

The rest of the world is in shock.

Canada is sending troopers to help the army control the riots.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Latin American countries are sending supplies.

The European community (except France) is sending food and medical
assistance.

The South African government, not to be outdone, is sending two million
Nigerians to replace the dead ones.

Viva South Africa!!!!

Soooo Dumb!!!

How can someone joke about this? Do you think your family wont be involved if this happens?Shame!

. . .Rather than getting help from the emergency services, armed robbers, kidnappers and ritualists are marauding the helpless population. To make matters worse, the only candle factory in the area has been badly affected, so there are no lights at night (PHCN has not supplied electricity for the past 5 months).
The army has been mobilisied to help, but there is no petrol. . .

ARRANT RUBBISH
GARBAGE INSPIRED TRASH.

AjanleKoko: Canada is sending troopers to help the army control the riots.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Latin American countries are sending supplies.

The European community (except France) is sending food and medical
assistance.

The aid items have since been found for sale in markets in unaffected areas. Prayer sessions and fasting periods have been set aside for the affected.

the earthquake was predicted by Prophet T.B joshua two days before it happened.

dude u must b sick.no doubt

AjanleKoko:


The South African government, not to be outdone, is sending two million
Nigerians to replace the dead ones.

Viva South Africa!!!!

AjanleKoko and his entire family were earlier today reported dead, dismembered by the earthquake beyond recognition.

denzel2009:

How can someone joke about this? Do you think your family wont be involved if this happens?Shame!

check your facts again, nigeria does not lie on any plate boundry or major fault line. at worse nigeria would get a minor quake (usgs does not even have any records of any quakes hitting nigeria in the last 100 years though togo had one in 2009 and cameroon in 2005 both considered minor)

honeric01:

AjanleKoko and his entire family were earlier today reported dead, dismembered by the earthquake beyond recognition.

Are you afraid of death?




Gosh relax, do not take everything serious. The OP is only telling a joke. Nah wah o.

honeric01:

AjanleKoko and his entire family were earlier today reported dead, dismembered by the earthquake beyond recognition.

Usually you don't find earthquake victims jare. Which one you dey?

Meanwhile, after reading that Adeboye prediction story, somehow I don't find the topic funny anymore.

AjanleKoko:



Meanwhile, after reading that Adeboye prediction story, somehow I don't find the topic funny anymore.

Please tell me you do not believe in that crap.

ElRazur:

Are you afraid of death?




Gosh relax, do not take everything serious. The OP is only telling a joke. Nah wah o.

he ran out of jokes right? why would anyone with a brain use earthquake tragedy as a joke on a country like Nigeria? haven't the citizens suffered enough? . if you no fear that, why u never go die since?

AjanleKoko:



Usually you don't find earthquake victims jare. Which one you dey?

Meanwhile, after reading that Adeboye prediction story, somehow I don't find the topic funny anymore.

says who? who told you quake victims can't be found? Don't make joke of a delicate country like Nigeria again, it's not funny and never funny

Hey Man!!! we already had our quake yesterday that took the lifes of almost 500people in Jos.
Even though we cant have natural disasters thanks for our Northern brothers, atlest we can have a man-made disasters if you are praying for one.

honeric01:

he ran out of jokes right? why would anyone with a brain use earthquake tragedy as a joke on a country like Nigeria? haven't the citizens suffered enough? . if you no fear that, why u never go die since?

I think you need to back away from the computer. Get some fresh air and then come back.

There is something called "Dark Humour". While it may bot be funny to you, a lot of people have responded to the same joke because they see the funny side. Omo joo relax. You too dey stress.

ElRazur:

I think you need to back away from the computer. Get some fresh air and then come back.

There is something called "Dark Humour". While it may bot be funny to you, a lot of people have responded to the same joke because they see the funny side. Omo joo relax. You too dey stress.

can you show me how many people that responded to this "joke" because they saw the funny side?

honeric01:

can you show me how many people that responded to this "joke" because they saw the funny side?

I did.
Loosen up dude, seriously. AjanleKoko no be de cabal wen deh wound us na!

Beaf:

I did.
Loosen up dude, seriously. AjanleKoko no be de cabal wen deh wound us na!

nah, not on an expensive joke like this, anyways sha, it's all good, he has learnt his lesson not to joke with my country again (even though the country self no dey try)

^^

Don't they have a sense of humour in russia or something?

Nah, Putin sold them to the Chinese.

honeric01:

nah, not on an expensive joke like this, anyways sha, it's all good, he has learnt his lesson not to joke with my country again (even though the country self no dey try)

Seriously , methinks you have major issues.

AjanleKoko:

Seriously , methinks you have major issues.

why did it take you this long to know?

LOL@ this post.

honeric01:

why did it take you this long to know?

Ah, my bad then.
I shall continue to maintain you on my ignore list, no worries.